Some people have money to burn...

[pacman]

    I walked into that one...      

[f0xxee]

you certainly did.....

[paultain]

(Stogie @ Jan. 03 2009,13:34) Hey... what happened to Paultain's story? I was getting into that!  

The story or the photo's

[paultain]

The Pook Swanhouse 2008 part three

So I paid my bar bill and paid the bar for little cutie, the bar fine 500 baht. A well I thought it's only for one night. As I had a few beers in me already and it was only around 8.00, still early, and I wanted to visit the bars recommended in the forum, as all these years I only do my own circuit, I find there are plenty of LB's doted all around the beer bars in Pattaya, without having to go to these places. But I did want to know what all the fuss was about, so I told her, as I knew I was going on the piss, I jokingly told her, "We only walk walk, drink, see my friends, no have sex tonight because I think after me meow mak ma..... only go same friends ...Ok?"...... "Ok, ok".

So we walked to Soi Daina, stopped at the New Orn Bar, had a drink, nothing there so moved on. Now some of you might think, "Ha, he only paid 1000, it must have been a right dog." Well we stopped at a couple of GG only beer bars further down the soi going towards the 2nd road, the girls couldn't keep their hands off her. "Suey mak ma"(very beautiful).... "Khap kung ka" (thank you) she would always sweetly replay.

Walking down the 2nd road towards soi yamoto, we stopped at an old lady street vender selling jokes, and I was rabiting on for 10 minutes, checking out the things on the old ladys stall. Now little cutie doesn't speak much, but at the end of it all little cutie said something in agreement. Just then the old lady's jaw dropped and said to little cutie, "You know! If you didn't say anything, I would have thought you were a real girl."...."Khap kung ka".

Then we hit Stringfellows, and I can't say I was impressed, but mind you it might have been too early, anyway had to sit outside because of the no-smoking law. But little cutie was chatting away with some of the LB's and I got them some drinks. Had a bit of a laugh, and then moved on.

Walked on down to La Bamba, past all the yabbo's bars, some of you call it €˜the walk of shame'; I call it €˜the walk of fuck you mate'. I have sat in those bars from time to time and listened to those twats... "Look at that faggot, with his bum boy in a skirt"...."Listen pal!... you'll get a better shag and blowjob from that LB, than that little cow your sitting beside."... "Look at you! Sitting there stinking of sweat, with your sleeveless vest, with the big union jack painted on, your baggy shorts hanging all the way down to your knee's to hide them fat hairy legs, and you casual sandals."... "That LB is way out of your league... and you know it".... "That LB has got standards, and would be ashamed to walk down the street with the likes of you.".... "Wait! Let me look into your eyes...yes, as I thought, there is nothing but envy in them...and if you think its only faggots that go with them... think again!... the majority are straight guy's, just like you.... The only difference is, they have got the ball's to try it out... you don't.... ..don't point the finger at something you know nothing about... try it first....then see if you still want to queer bash..... for fuck sake this is the 21st century, stop living in the dark ages." Another bloke buts in, "He does have a point Joe". And Joe; "ahh well, I never thought of it that way, apart from insulting my good looks (laughing), you do make sense."

Then I would take the piss, "Joe! How long have you lived in Pattaya?"..... "12 years"..... "And in that 12 years, are you trying to tell me you never had one blowjob from a LB?"........."Ahhh well err....mmmm, yeh but, no but.... For fuck sake get that Irish hooligan a beer, and change the subject, before he starts picking on me again."
(Hmmm, I thought job well done Paul.)

To be continued......

[abba]

[QUOTE]... and buying your beers from 7/11 just because you cannot afford anything else then you really should wait longer and save more before you come. [QUOTE]

Time waits for no one.

Someone buying their beers in 7/11 :
Many/most of them wanted to come to LOS, now.
Instead of waiting for something, that in a restless world/restless times,
might later amount to :
("And with a whisper, it was gone.")     NOTHING.

(Destiny: Meeting/hearing from someone about your own shortcomings.
Or not getting that information.

Anyway, it will all work out. And not necessarily for the better.
And for the latter, a good suck, might take away any pain.)

[paultain]

As Buddha teaches, we borrow from the past to pay for the future, forgetting we have the NOW. What you do in the NOW is more important. With every tick of the clock, the past has gone, and with every tick the future is being manufactured.

NOW is NOW, use it wile it's still there.

[paultain]

The Pook Swanhouse 2008 part four

Hit La Bamba, only a hand full of LB's there and pretty dead. But at Stringfellows, and La Bamba, I was wounding little cutie up about a three-some, just to test the ice, so to speak. At Stringfellows, she had a friend, so I dropped the hint there. A little sulk appeared in her face, "I cannot, I don't know she too much"..... "Ok, mai pen rye".

Tried it out again at La Bamba, but the same result. As all of us know in this forum and is always well advised here, for a three-some, to do it in the same bar, ask one to get the other, and if she doesn't get on well enough with any in her bar, she might call a room mate etc. etc.

But me, I like a challenge sometimes. As in most times it could be a disaster, other times it can be quite competitive, one trying to out-do the other, sometimes I just lay back and have a chuckle at it.

Kwang was on the street trying to pull punters in, and I tried to call her over to buy her a drink, but all I got was the hair flick (you know the fuck you hair flick), as she walked on down the street. I had to laugh at that, as you don't bring a take-away into the chip shop, do you, much less bringing a LB in that is a total stranger. It would have been a different story if I was on my own.

Anyway little cutie wasn't having non of it, but to tell you the truth, I was already there 3 weeks, and only had one to go, and couldn't really give a shit, I already did what I wanted to do, that's why I took it into my head just to go on the piss, in the company of little cutie, like I say, just testing the ice, you never know, I still have a week left.

So I then asked her, what about her own bar, had she a friend there, maybe for another time? Nop! And told me she didn't like anyone there, and was getting bullied by the older ones. What about a room mate? Nop! She doesn't share her room with anyone.

Well now that we cleared all that up, let's wound her up on pussy. So drank up and paid the bill and walked across the soi to the Boomerang Bar, an all GG bar own by my old female friend of mine I must know now for 20 years or so. The two of us was very warmly welcomed; the owner, cutie, and I all sat down, cutie in the middle, and had a few drinks, wile telling funny stories about ourselves in the past. Little cutie was cracking up with laughter.

Now if you think matching up two LB's is a bit hard, Jesus, try matching up a LB and a GG up.

To be continued......

[69billy]

Wooow paultain ..I want that LB....Pls.. If she is not your GF..can I have the contact info...

[sev7en]

paul, who´s that lb in your pics?

[69billy]

(f0xxee @ Jan. 03 2009,04:47) Frankly it disgusts me that certain posters believe their way is the only way, and that anyone at odds with their opinion is a fuckwit. Or wanker. Or Toff.

fo..
I been a BM for a long time ...Not very often i call any one a wanker or any other names..Only when they ask for it...Peeps who has been a BM for a while knows that...
But there is a one thing I'm 100% sure about is this....
Over paying or paying asked price dose NOT give you 100% guarantee that u going to have a good time or good service..There are lots of Starfish or BSter LBs out there and only time you going to know about  is after you go to loom...
I had many repeats and if they wasn't or if I wasn't happy that will never happen...Some of   s.. think I'm a cheap so and so..They can think what they like...Up to you.....
May be its time for BMs to stop putting  any tips or info.  in here ..Only porn pic...for the   rs...

PS..
Next time some one ask which is a good hotel for 1000-1500bt you can tell him not to be a f..ing cheap Charlie and tell him to go and stay at Marriott private Terrace Suite..

[robbo]

well said that man,ill echo that.........paying over the odds or a lot more just because you been asked for it by the girl,or you think its gonna impress her into a star performance...........think again! even at the p4p level theres a certain amount of chemistry that can be there or not..............and no money can buy that. it happens when it happens

[robbo]

and thats coming from me,just a mere peasant,tho i do have aspirations to toffness,i dont think ill quite make it ,dont give a toss as long as i can

[jimslim]

Fair enough , but do you plant your deerstalker on the bedpost and leave your brogues under the bed ......

Or do you join the peasants and hang your shellsuit on the ................

[paultain]

(69billy @ Jan. 04 2009,01:50)
Wooow paultain ..I want that LB....Pls.. If she is not your GF..can I have the contact info...  

Now calm down now Billy, you probably fucked her before, and forgot about it

[paultain]

The Pook Swanhouse 2008 part five

So as we say back home €˜the crack was 90', in the Boomerang, and I noticed this little GG, I had my eye on last trip, but didn't get around chatting to her. So again just to wound everyone up, I said to the owner... "I thought the little GG was a LB, and we come here now to pay bar for her, so we can have a three-some". I said this because the little GG was slim and her tits weren't that big, in fact there wasn't much difference between hers and little cuties home grown ones.

The owner relayed what I said to the little GG, "I lady 100%" she chuckled. The owned went on then telling her about the three-some, adding that she knows me a long time and I was a good bloke, "Aow ka, I go with you". Well I thought, that was quick, and it was just a wound-up, that actually worked.

I could see little cutie slightly warming up to the idea, I guess she was more threatened with another LB, than a GG. Also the fact that it was only the first night, and we haven't got to the loom yet, she couldn't weigh me up properly, as I found out the next morning.

When the GG chuckled back, in agreement, little cutie whispered, "Paul what you do?" I jokingly whispered back, "Phom mong khoon kean heeee ...(I want to see you eat pussy)... "Baa Paul, heee men men mak ma... (Crazy Paul, pussy stink stink too much)", she chuckled back. "You know Paul I never do before"........"My pen rye, I teach you" still wounding her up. She then pondered on it for a moment and said, "I tell you what Paul, I watch you eat pussy, and she can suck my cock". Now we're talking, but as I was half stewed already, and still had to go to EZY. We will ear mark it for another day. That cheered her up to no end, as she thought it was just a one night stand, and now I'm letting the cat out of the bag by talking about another night even before we get to the loom. (That's drink for you.)

Anyway, after a bit of fun and a few drinks, we left boomerang and headed up the beach road towards walking street. Some friends of mine back home asked me to get them real Buddha's, not the usual tourist plastic/brass ornaments that they sell everywhere, but true Buddha's made and blessed by the monk's. (It's amazing how many Thai's in Pattaya, don't know where to get them). The only place is on the Naklua road, across the road from the temple there, and I would have to leave a free afternoon just to get them.

I spotted an old lady selling bits and bobs, including a few real Buddha's outside the Loyal Plaza. I mentioned to little cutie I had to get a few for my friends, and that I was wondering how much they were. Now as some of you know, it's forbidden to ask to BUY a Buddha, that's disrespectful, you can only use the word RENT in this matter. Use the word BUY and the vender will not let you have it.

Little cutie must have thought I didn't know this, its one thing able to speak Thai, but it's another thing when it comes to things like this. So she said, "Ok Paul, I speak for you, Paul you not say anything". I ignored her and picked one up, and she watched me examining it to make sure it was real and blessed. (You would know this by a prayer written by a monk on the base, a gold leaf should be somewhere on it and a medallion.) I ask the old lady how much for rent, she replied 650 baht. I politely answered "No thank you, I will get them in Naklua for 400 baht." The old lady realizes I knew a bit too much and simply said ok 400 baht, without a whimper, that is because it's also disrespectful to haggle in this subject. Little cutie was quite impressed, and I told the old lady I would pick them up the next afternoon, as it was also disrespectful to be logging them around bar to bar when being on the piss. A few steps further, she stopped and said, "How you know these things Paul? ..... "Oh I forget to tell you I was ordained a Buddhist monk, and lived in a temple for 6 months, outside Bangkok." (Just to get my head straight.). Boy was I getting strange looks from her walking up the street.

Just before we entered walking street, I spotted this massive eagle beautifully carved out of wood, and I wondered what the price was. I still laugh about this every time I think about it. I went in and ask (jokingly in Thai) the old lady how much was the eagle, she got the calculator out and punched out 4500 baht, I said it was too much, she asked me how much I want to pay, and I said 1000 baht. Pffffff, she went, then punched out 4000. As it was way out of my league to begin with, I told her no thanks, and we both walked out of the shop. We just got a few steps up the street when the old lady came running out after us and shouted "Aye! 1000 baht for one wing!

Eventually made it to Ezy, it was pretty dead, but Karl was there on his own, so we had a bit of a session going through his music collection. Then around 4am we went back to the loom, but I was felling still pretty fit, so I had a great session with little cutie, which turned out to be one of the best.

Next morning she said "You know Paul, you hurt me yesterday, when you say €˜no sex', but now I happy".  

To be continued......