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Double Bassing -
To have sex from behind , fiddling with the ladys left nipple with your left hand and twanging away at her chappie with your right - a position similar to the one adopted when playing the upright double bass , although the sound achieved is quite different .Free your mind and your ass will follow .
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Abe Lincoln - You€™re getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her pubes and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe€™sNo honey, no money!!
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Why is it I get the impression that someone has spent hours making up these names for alleged sexual antics.
Somone who in all probability has only dreamed them and never actually performed them.
RR.Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.
"I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."
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(bigmick22 @ Jul. 26 2008,19:15) Abe Lincoln - You€™re getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her pubes and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe€™s
Bastard, was that you?
xForgot how this forum works
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(Naang Faa @ Jul. 26 2008,14:09)(bigmick22 @ Jul. 26 2008,19:15) Abe Lincoln - You€™re getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her pubes and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe€™s
Bastard, was that you?
xNo honey, no money!!
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