What's the strangest form of sex with an LB...

[pacman]

and you would know this because ....

[Naang Faa]

.....because i still giggle about it
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[allstar88]

(bigmick22 @ Jul. 26 2008,00:22)

(allstar88 @ Jul. 25 2008,08:01) frottage?

no-penetration body grinding done with or without clothes in public or in private

well bugger me with a fish fork

[Road Runner]

I think you'll find that's sadism....... or masochism - depending on who's holding the fork.

RR.

[jimslim]

Double Bassing -
To have sex from behind , fiddling with the ladys left nipple with your left hand and twanging away at her chappie with your right - a position similar to the one adopted when playing the upright double bass , although the sound achieved is quite different .

[bigmick22]

Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

[bigmick22]

The Snowmobile - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face

[bigmick22]

Abe Lincoln - You're getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her pubes and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe's

[Road Runner]

Why is it I get the impression that someone has spent hours making up these names for alleged sexual antics.

Somone who in all probability has only dreamed them and never actually performed them.

RR.

[Naang Faa]

(bigmick22 @ Jul. 26 2008,19:15) Abe Lincoln - You're getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her pubes and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe's

Bastard, was that you?
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[Dieter]

Yip.... think you all beginners into lb´s or sex in common....

Hehe,,,,

Solly me not into fake pussies NF.......


Dieter

[bigmick22]

(Naang Faa @ Jul. 26 2008,14:09)

(bigmick22 @ Jul. 26 2008,19:15) Abe Lincoln - You're getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her pubes and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe's

Bastard, was that you?
x

would I?

[Naang Faa]

(Dieter @ Jul. 26 2008,21:52) Solly me not into fake pussies NF.......


Dieter

No worries Dieter,
we not into Doi dtrong either
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[Dieter]

?? ......

Dieter

[marshal]

I havn't had a sheltered life ,but who the f#@k thinks up these strange names for sexual positions?

Me personally, i like the oral part giving and recieving!