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yes - you've graduated to master perv status now(jimslim @ Jul. 25 2008,10:40)So thats what it is , cheers Bigmick(bigmick22 @ Jul. 26 2008,00:22)no-penetration body grinding done with or without clothes in public or in private(allstar88 @ Jul. 25 2008,08:01) frottage?
That used to work well for me at the school disco's when I was about 14 , I was just a trainee perv in those days
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past? who said its in the past?(kevin4252 @ Jul. 25 2008,10:37)
ahh BigMick, perchance your sordid past catching up with you
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Your a sick man BM!!(bigmick22 @ Jul. 25 2008,17:04) Donkey punch anyone? Always works for me
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=donkey+punch
now how hard do you have to punch!
seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!
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I do love to be fucked then sucked/wanked off. I do love to come in their mouth or on their face. I rarely fuck a ladyboy. Maybe its the singha or i am just a lazy bastard! 
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Now, if you really want to get some sphincter contraction, without the whole punching thing, you cover the recipient's nose and mouth with a hankerchief full of ground pepper or something that will make her cough (or just ask her to cough repeatedly). Coughing tightens the anus twice as much as voluntarily squeezing.(katoeylover @ Jul. 25 2008,11:10)Your a sick man BM!!(bigmick22 @ Jul. 25 2008,17:04) Donkey punch anyone? Always works for me
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=donkey+punch
now how hard do you have to punch!
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Donkey punching is more safe and effective when you use a swift but controlled open-handed karate chop to the very base of the skull, near its insertion on the neck. I believe this stimulates nerves that contract the anal sphincter muscles.
The goal is not to make the recipient unconscious.
But, if you were to do it, a donkey punch to the spine just above the ass would probably work better (and provoke fewer lawsuits) than a blow to the head, which might even relax the anus. This is because sacral nerve stimulation has been linked to sphincter contraction (in cats)- dont ask.No honey, no money!!Comment
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OK so it works with donkeys - but does it work with ladyboys?
RR.Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.
"I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."
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that's the next step in the plan - honest!No honey, no money!!Comment
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The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.No honey, no money!!Comment
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Frottage is number one for me...the naked variety !
I like to be able to look into her eyes as she rubs up against me and cums all over my stomach.
Might not seem as action packed as some of the other alternatives but you get to do it without a condom and, on those rare occasions when I've had enough drink to sustain the act and not too much to fall asleep, I can get some serious bed shaking going on with the lady of my choice.
The only stipulation with frottage is that the girl hasn't taken too many hormones cause she's got to be able to get hard and cum.
ok, now I'm all hot and bothered...who started this ?
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Laudable ambition, but temptation usually takes over, right lads?The goal is not to make the recipient unconscious...
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casualties of war are inevitable!
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Forget donkey punch and all that jazz.
For best shag of your life,get your LB (or GG if thats your cup of tea-weirdo),hold her in missionary position with her legs and arms tightly pinned down,then mid fuck announce that she is not as good a fuck as her sister.
Enjoy as they go mad and buck like a bronco-MAGIC.
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The "four boobed bed beastie"
Just tryin to make love in the missionary position when a pre and a post get it on
can be awkward,seven shades of strange even...
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