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**oilbaron** · 04-24-2005, 01:09 AM

i thought i had been on the piss tonight ha ha ha ah absolute classic

**BAM** · 04-24-2005, 01:15 AM

Actually I prefer my scat play with Horses since they tend to shit more and all the time. The only problem I had with Penthouse was getting my Horse up those narrow stairs to my room.

**Snick** · 04-24-2005, 02:44 AM

I use a Pony, Horses are a pain to get upo the stairs, and even harder to get DOWN the stairs in the morning.

But if you want Scat wrestling, I suggest using an elephant instead of a Horse. Of course that pretty much limits you to a room on the ground floor.

**PigDogg** · 04-24-2005, 04:26 AM

Imagine if the horse had a heart attack in the room as in Animal House! Fucking a dead horse is pretty sick IMHO.

I suppose like humans, upon death the horse's sphincter (sic) opens up and you then violate the Penthouse policy of shitting up the room. And then u violate the horse if u haven't already violated him (or her if you're less of a perv). Ontop of that then u gotta give the maid a good tip. then if u try to cart him away on a baht bus, the driver will want u to pay 10 baht for da horse even if he or she is a thai horse cause he is with u and u be farang.

**Guest** · 04-24-2005, 05:38 AM

I didn't think you drank Pigdog.. an imagination if Iv'e ever seen one....

BK

**PigDogg** · 04-24-2005, 12:57 PM

You know BK, after I posted that I figured some guys would think I was wasted. But the scary thing is that last night I didn't even have one drink, not a drop, this is the real me.

All I know is that if this happened it wouldn't be with agelding cause they're kinda like post-ops and therefore not to popular with most of the gusy here.

**thaibound** · 04-24-2005, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by (PigDogg @ April 24 2005,11:26)

Ontop of that then u gotta give the maid a good tip. then if u try to cart him away on a baht bus, ...

Am I missing something here or is it against Penthouse rules to bbq the fresh meat in the room and have a luau, with loads of ribs to go? Unless of course you savages drugged the poor animal to have your way with it and thus tainted the otherwise McDonald's-quality delicacy!

**BAM** · 04-25-2005, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by (Snick @ April 24 2005,09:44)

I use a Pony, Horses are a pain to get upo the stairs, and even harder to get DOWN the stairs in the morning.

But if you want Scat wrestling, I suggest using an elephant instead of a Horse. Of course that pretty much limits you to a room on the ground floor.

Never tried Scat Wrestling with Elephant Dung... is it Creamy Smooth or Chunky Style? Will have to give that a try next time I'm there! Do you have an Elephant I can borrow Snick?

Do you have any Ladyboys on your watersports team who also enjoy Elephant Scat Wrestling?

**Snick** · 04-25-2005, 07:50 AM

You think I'd share with YOU !!!!

You're not that good a friend

Snick's Scat loving watersports all Ladyboy team is MINE ALONE

( As for the Elephant, its just pay for play. There are elephant street walkers all over Bangkok )

**Guest** · 04-30-2005, 04:03 AM

Not trying to be picky here, but wouldn't the correct term be 'deviant friendly'? Deviant is a noun whereas deviate is a verb, which is what a deviant does I guess...

**PigDogg** · 04-30-2005, 04:35 AM

Correctomundo Senor Izquierda, attached is a link to the sexual deviant test.

OkCupid

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take

**BAM** · 04-30-2005, 05:36 AM

Originally posted by (PigDogg @ April 30 2005,11:35)

Correctomundo Senor Izquierda, attached is a link to the sexual deviant test.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take

No test ID. You shouldn't get this message, but you did. If you are trying to break our site, congratulations, you found a bug. Maybe.

Uh...Hu?

**PigDogg** · 04-30-2005, 04:49 PM

Well it's kindof a stupid quiz anyway but here's the correct link, I think:

OkCupid

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13922919604455521687

Found it cause I figured I'd Google "sexual devaite" or "sexual deviant" to see which was correct.

now I know which I am!

**BAM** · 05-02-2005, 06:45 PM

I got 100% score on the sexual deviant standards test!

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