Ring Guesthouse, Pattaya

[neogzim24]

She is super sweet and we only went out for the afternoon. We went walking and I got to watch her try on Bikinis!! She is great for dinner and such! If you are nice to her and not forceful in the persuit who knows? I got to know her and she is a classact!

neo

[stickyfinger]

Well now,

I have chatted to Lee aswell as on a few websites looking for farangs, and seems bit "stuck-up" model attitude and not interested in any guys over 30yrs it seems, unless ur willing to pay silly money like 3k quoted earlier.

said she worked in internet cafe??? now we know its reception in a g/house???

Nice looking and good english even with the swearing too, not too classy me thinks neo

Mmmm plenty more fish in that polluted flithy sea out there!!!

Cheers,

Sticky

[neogzim24]

The guesthouse has a internet shop and bar. And i think now the massage part is open. Its a great spot for the do-it-all stay in Patt! Close to the action of WS, you can check email, have a drink, get a massage, and then call a dame for the night cap in your nice room!

neo

[Lefty]

(Eazy_Sleazy @ Nov. 03 2009,15:17) This is the type of hotel I like to stay at when I want to get robbed or enjoy the cum-stained bed sheets.  NO THX

What a stupid fucking comment.

[Ivor Biggun]

I was looking for a witty ripost to that comment lefty but you beat me too it!!

[Eazy_Sleazy]

Ah, sorry, I didn't know I had to post comments to your standards. Nor was I aware I was supposed to agree with everyone's liking and posts. Oh yeah, is there a STANDARD I am also supposed to live by in YOUR Pattaya??? OOOOHHH.... RIP-POST, you really did beat me, damn I'm hurt!!!!

[Guest]

Ah, sorry, I didn't know I had to post comments to your standards. Nor was I aware I was supposed to agree with everyone's liking and posts. Oh yeah, is there a STANDARD I am also supposed to live by in YOUR Pattaya??? OOOOHHH.... RIP-POST, you really did beat me, damn I'm hurt!!!!

Christ...you're a retard !  

[dixon cox]

(madraz @ Dec. 06 2009,10:53) Ah, sorry, I didn't know I had to post comments to your standards.  Nor was I aware I was supposed to agree with everyone's liking and posts.  Oh yeah, is there a STANDARD I am also supposed to live by in YOUR Pattaya???  OOOOHHH.... RIP-POST, you really did beat me, damn I'm hurt!!!!  

Christ...you're a retard !  

Why is that? ... because he has an opinion?


p.s. Use of the quote function separates the wheat from the chaff, so I'm told.

[Ivor Biggun]

Sounds like a double standard to me- you don't have to agree with me but I have to agree with YOU?? B450 doesn't necessarily mean cheap and nasty. You melicans take life far to seriously sometimes  

[Guest]

(Stewart @ Oct. 23 2009,17:28) It is right on the corner of 2nd road and soi 15.....that will be nice and quiet!!!

No no

It's almost right across 2'rd from Pattayaland 2

[MoFo]

(neogzim24 @ Nov. 03 2009,04:07) some eye candy from ring

Hi All,

Back again,... Spent the better part of a week in the Ring, and absolutely no complaints. Gay friendly, and I think the owners "squeese" is one of the whispy" little boys that works the desk.
The "eye candy" on post 15 +/- does indeed work the front desk / i-net cafe, and although we spent a few nights at the outside bar drinking and chowing down, I knew she's lookin for a daddy, so platonic was the game although I did enjoy her company.
What surprises me and I hope she's still there is, nobody mentioned the "Super model". Far and away the most awesome looking LB specticle I have ever seen. Has to be 6'1" and built like Raquel Welch wanted to be. Has an almost So. Cal type girly voice she got from watching American sitcoms. Looks almost half Falang, wears dresses with plenty of exposed clevage, and is also lookin for a BF. Didn't try with her either but she gave me scores for the girls I did bring upstairs.
Oh I almost forgot, there's a little mousy cunt that works the curbside bar about 5 foot nothing, (not to be confused with the taller gg about 5'3-4" who is awesome cute and has a nice tongue) anyway to shorten this a tad bit, I took mousy and her gf's out drinking and she tried to palm a hundred dollar bill when we went to exchange. Even half bent I can count.
Also up the street about 150 yards is a massage joint with a ladyboy who's name escapes me. Very sweet girl. I'm 99% sure the name of the place is "Lilly" and it's I think (hey I'm off the wagon) it's the next to last shop on the right before the swooping left curve in the road. She was in my room each and every morning at 9 pronto giving me an oil massage, which I will say is a dandy way to start your morning. The gg owner is also a sweet little thing who's up for just about anything although I didn't try a threesome.
Uh let's see...Oh the Penthouse Hotel...right down a block or so. What a fuckin circus that place is. You could wear a plaid fur coat and not be out of place. Nice thing was Obsessions is one of the bars downstairs, and went down and sat with mama, shot her a nice opening "Mofo mean business" tip, and bought some protection from the girls because they will swamp you the second they get your scent. So after letting her know I was basically a slut and wanted 2 girls to just fuck the shit outta me, I picked this little small very dark cutie, and I let mama pick out one "she have good power" who turned out to look like George Michael when the room lightened up. A total friggin dud too, but the little thing I picked started a little shy, and after awhile was nailing me every half hour. I swear she came 4-5 times. I SWEAR. She was awesome. Can't miss her if you see her, short, thin, very dark skin, and has some very nice "fuck me" lips. Didn't go trolling anywhere else cause the girls there were for the most part lookers, and there's something to be said about being able to leave your room in a robe and flip flops and stroll on in. It also makes an impression when you buy a round for the house when you make your first entrance. Fuck me I didn't know they had that many girls...must have waved them in from the back door.
Also hit the Devils Den which is close by, and although it's gg's, if you feel guilty about crossing over, they (most) do anal, and do and will use toys on you. A Brit owns the joint and was rather amused when I picked the girl running the bar. (His Wife) He laughed and said I had good taste, and yeah I picked someone else.
Oh yeah, the Ring thing,,,,definitely will stay there next trip, cheap, friendly and very clean. Cool staff except for the mouse, and close to everything.

I'm outta here....................Mofo

Rxpharm I swear one of these days I will try a post op

[BigTel]

        Nice 1st Post Mofo, written with style and Wit  


                                           

[pacman]

(MoFo @ Jan. 09 2010,21:56) Uh let's see...Oh the Penthouse Hotel...right down a block or so. What a fuckin circus that place is. You could wear a plaid fur coat and not be out of place.

As the Penthouse is owned & managed by farangs who enjoy the scene every bit as much as we do, there is a relaxed vibe to the whole place. They talk of past guests who have had way too much to drink & indulged their sexual fantasies in the most inappropriate places & all they did was laugh.

Nice thing was Obsessions is one of the bars downstairs, and went down and sat with mama, shot her  a nice opening "Mofo mean business" tip, and bought some protection from the girls because they will swamp you the second they get your scent.

The girls are no worse than anywhere else & they will leave you alone once you have chosen one or if you just say a firm 'no' to them, they will back off.

For those who visit often, a 100 baht tip to Riga, the big mamasan, is not a bad idea in case of any disputes. For those who argue that is her job anyway, yes you are right, but I still suggest 'oiling the wheels'.

So after letting her know I was basically a slut and wanted 2 girls to just fuck the shit outta me, I picked this little small very dark cutie, and I let mama pick out one "she have good power" who turned out to look like George Michael when the room lightened up. A total friggin dud too, but the little thing I picked started a little shy, and after awhile was nailing me every half hour. I swear she came 4-5 times. I SWEAR. She was awesome. Can't miss her if you see her, short, thin, very dark skin, and has some very nice "fuck me" lips.

It can be hit & miss letting any mamasan choose a girl for you because their first instinct is to pick one who needs a barfine. I have no doubt that Riga had good reports about the tall girls power but that may have been last month.

I won't spend my money on 3somes, the usual deal is they cost twice as much with half the fun. Unless you luck-out with a couple of pros who know the score. Two LBs meeting for the first time in your room has disaster written all over it.

For the life of me I can't place the small dark girl, she must be new. Do you have a name by any chance? Post a photo & a star will be born just on your description alone. I am sure there will be a few local BMs paying a visit tonight just to check her out.

Didn't go trolling anywhere else cause the girls there were for the most part lookers, and there's something to be said about being able to leave your room in a robe and flip flops and stroll on in. It also makes an impression when you buy a round for the house when you make your first entrance. Fuck me I didn't know they had that many girls...must have waved them in from the back door.

Ringing the bell is a sure way to be remembered. I never did because there were 30 LBs & 22 GGs working there back in November & that's a bin I didn't need. But good for you ringing it. And the quality of talent is excellent & if the new VIP section is all they tell me it is, then the place deserves a look.

House guests of the Penthouse even have an internal access to the club so your comment about strolling in wearing a robe is not off the mark. And with the live stream from the club to your room, you can lay back on your bed & turn the TV to channel 66 & see who is available. As I wrote before, all they need do is make the live stream interactive & you have the perfect set-up.

Well done MoFo, you sound like you had a good time & you wrote a very entertaining report. Next time, drop the hard word on the couple back at the Ring, they can only say no. I have slept with the staff on many a trip, though it was always well away from where they worked, the trick is to be very discrete...

[azza33]

The rooms look nice & location is good but it's a guesthouse with no pool by the looks of it. Overpriced and a lot better value out there!

[pacman]

The price list for rooms at the Penthouse does create the impression of an expensive hotel. There are some suites that are expensive but you get a lot of room for your money.

Opting for the cheaper rooms gives you all the convenience & most of the facilities at a rate comparable or better than the popular places here on the forum. There are many rooms available for less money than the Pattaya Bay Resort for example. And considering the 3 minute walk to Walking Street compared to 15 minutes from there, I know what I prefer.

And as for not having a pool, they are the only place in Pattaya that has a pool inside their nightclub. Internal access is available for all guests. Very handy...