Best & Worst SHORT TIME ROOMS!

[Bumpa STIKKA]

I can't believe we haven't had a thread on this before... or maybe we have!

(This will be moved into the VIP area after it reaches 20 posts!)

The BEST short time rooms I ever used were the fantastic 'hotel standard' rooms across the corridor from the original Guess Bar on soi 1 in Bangkok.

They were immaculately clean, large and had proper shower facilities.

I remember my first ever short time room, too and the beautiful LB I shared it with courtesy of TomCat!

[pacman]

I've been in a few rough ST rooms over the years. Sheets that hadn't been washed in a while, no hot water, towels that were past their use-by date, they all added to the sordidness of 'doing the do' in LOS.

The saving grace has always been the girls. They are so meticulous when it comes to personal cleanliness. Apart from the occasional bug-breath, they never have any body odour or dirty hair. They smell as clean as the sea.

In recent times, ST rooms have improved greatly. Famous Bar, PookSwan & Pook Bar, So What, they are better than we have come to expect. Famous rooms are as good as any guesthouse.

But my favourite has to be the Penthouse. With dance pole, sex swing, jacuzzi, 3 varieties of porn on large flat screens, disco lighting plus other lighting effects, nowhere comes close to creating the mood for boom-boom.

Ahh, the Penthouse... How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...      

[donnykey]

I was very impressed with the curtains in this lovely short time room around Sunee.  


Cheers DK

[Bumpa STIKKA]

OMFG! That's horrible.

I don't think I could get the private to salute me in a room like that!

[Tomcat]

Same as the Limatquai but with light bulbs

Now that was a den of horrors. did anyone else here brave the stairway to heaven in that Shithole

[Torurot]

That well known bar in Soi 6 Pattaya.   Short time rooms above the bar.  Same crusty blue unwashed sheets in every picture on this board. DON'T ever look under the bed.  The kazi is way cleaner than the bed.  Who knows what the lady with the sewing machine thinks of all the cummings & goings.

[Madfrog]

The worst short time room I've ever seen are the ones at Hi Boss in Soi 6. The room in post 3 looks pretty decent compared to them.

[jimbo34]

I went in one shithole just down from Canterbury Tales. I had just popped out at 4am to the Family Mart, near Diana Inn, to get a pack of cigarettes. I had 500 baht on me. After buying the cigs i had 420Bt.
I was approached by a skank who had a great cock, who agreed to give it to me in the waste ground behind those bars (Orm Bar etc). As she bent over, the whole area lit up under security lighting!
We beat a hasty retreat to that soi where Canterbury Tales is (cant remember the name). We came to a shitty guesthouse with a cardboard notice announcing, in felt tip, that ST room was 150 Bt!
That left 270 Bt for the girl! She agreed, and upstairs we went.
I didn't dare touch the walls, as there was God-knows-what smeared all over them. As she drew the curtains, they fell apart! The "mattress" was probably , originally a grey colour, but was soo stained it had turned into a multicolour germ breeder.
Fortunately the blanket appeared clean, and the girl was sensational, cumming twice in 30 minutes. But it was all i could do, even with her expert help, to get there myself.

[thegame925]

If I a not taking someone to my hotel - or if I am staying at the Saudi Embassy Compound and going for an afternoon quickie then in the Nana Area:

Worst for me are the rooms on the 3rd (?) floor in Nana Plaza

However, the PB Hotel, (aka Playboy Hotel) 40 Sukhumvit Soi 3 is acceptable (just).


When meeting girls near Patpong (like KC3 or Pinnochios) the best is The Strand at the Silom Road end of Patpong II

Pavillion Place on Patpong II (next to Pinnochios)is just about acceptable (but ask for a room where the air-con works) and grab extra towels from the cart in the corridor and if you can't see the cart ask th Recptionst for extra towels

PB Hotel, (aka Playboy Hotel) 40 Sukhumvit Soi 3 is acceptable (just). Again ensure that the air-con works and that you get extra towels.

[jimslim]

(Bumpa STIKKA @ Apr. 12 2011,16:29)   OMFG! That's horrible.

Well feast your eyes on this hovel then !!!

Soi 8's finest , free to stay but 500 baht to get out again  

[Tomcat]

When you can smell stale urine then you know you hit rock bottom. Wild dogs on the stairwell etc..there is such a place in Phuket near Soi Paradiso

The worst ever is around the back of the Road near the Tawan Hotel where all the gay bars exist. One short time room is in the back of a derilict building and the mamasan had a torch ... cobwebs , rats .. it dont get any worse than this. I think ist still there

[TTChang]

By far the best in Nana are the (reopened) rooms above Lucky Lukes (top of the escalator).   Formerly Hollywood, now 'Billboard' owned since the Hollywood owner sold on.  Rooms 800 baht all night, previously 400 baht for 2 hours.  Now 300 baht for ONE hour.  Fairly new rooms, clean sheets, flat screen tv, good bathroom.  Very convenient for Temptations ....  

[EyeMahk]

The worst in Pattaya I've been to are above Route 69 on Soi 6. The shower is a cold bucket of water from a garbage can. Makes the girls feel right at home, I think.  The weird thing is that the inside of this bar is on the upper end of Soi 6 furnishings.

On a scale of 1-5, with 5 being the best, here are the ones on Soi 6 (the ones getting 4 and above have a shower in the room, from what I remember):

Ruby Club - 5 (I've stayed in much worse hotel rooms)
Pook - 4 (my first experience where I got one LB to fuck another one), nice rooms
Good Fellas - 4 (This and Ruby have the biggest rooms from what I remember)
Sex in the City - 4
Roxy - 4
Thai Rose - 4
Kiss Kool - 4
Halifax Bar - 3
Red Light - 3
Lucky Love - 3
Foxy's Bar - 2
Hi Boss - 1
Route 69 - Zero
King Kong - only got a blow job in the bar so can't judge
My Friend You - fucked the girl right in the bar, never got to the room

I've been to half-dozen more, but can't recall the room quality offhand. The ones I list are either memorable or I've been there a few times.

[Bumpa STIKKA]

(TTChang @ Apr. 12 2011,23:56) Rooms 800 baht all night...

Ah... those were the days!

[johnnydiver]

As a newbie with no short time room experience, I would love to have a list of short time rooms for both Pattaya and Phuket. Maybe we can compile a list in the Thailand section and break it down into Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket, Patong and so on. Just a thought!