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i suggest you use the search in the upper right hand corner of the window. this will open up a wealth of information. also, it may be helpful to know what your preferences are...ie where you are on the spectrum of wishes from passable but capable to scary, hairy dude with a big cock. i assume you are somewhere in between those extremes.This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
FORT MINOR-REMEMBER THE NAME
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almost any casanova lady and a lot of Cascades ladies
It's good to King........no matter what the pay
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(shaade @ Apr. 16 2006,11:27) thaibound ?
wassup??
i thought randyman's was pretty funny. near bout spit up my coffee.
it was also totally reflective of the pointlessness of planning who you'll meet and where you'll meet them while you're in the LOS.
smart-ass comedy and philosophical musing simultaneously.
erego:
and so long as i'm posting anyway, let me offer my own advice to Book77:
Try this:
walk into any ladyboy bar in thailand and make up a name for the girl you're looking for - what the hell, let's call her 'nat'. even start to describe her a little (to a waitresss, the mamasan, even one of the dancers, it doesn't matter, just so long as you get your story out there). 'about this tall' (hold up your hand for effect), 'long/short hair' (what the hell, you're inventing the girl, you choose!), go ahead and mime some breasts and a good package size if you want to (depending on how picky you want to be) and finally, be sure to wrap your hand around your other forearm and say loudly and clearly: "strong, strong" (nodding your head and maybe pumping the arm a bit as you do so - think Tiger Woods at the Masters and then take it down just a notch) and then just throw in the name you picked. but don't say it too clearly. and when you repeat it make it sound like nobody's yet pronounced it right.
then just shrug and look a bit frustrated, but still act hopeful that she'll figure out who you're looking for - or at least what you're looking for - and before you get your first drink, lovely girls will appear mis-pronouncing your mystery name as though it were their own. once you work your way through the very hands-on applicants, you'll be way ahead of any online prediction of where Natalie, or any other particular ladyboy might be at that singular moment which matters most. you will, my friend, have all the information you need, right there in the palm of your hand.
enjoy.
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Hello Thaibound,
Brilliant
Reminds me of something that happened some time ago. There was a girl I used to see fairly regularly in one bar. She was good fun and we used to get on well - I'd often take her for a couple of days.
One trip I barfined her and we had the usual night on the town. The next morning she said 'I can't stay with you tonight my boyfriend is coming' - he was sending her good money regularly.
I joked about being No.1 boyfriend - but we decided in the end I was probably No. 43
When I went back to the bar that night the mamasan came across with her best 'concerned' look and said '........ is not here she had to go back to see her family'.
I said 'No she hasn't, she's gone off with No. 1 boyfriend'
The mamasan and other girls spent the next 30 minutes trying to convince me I was wrong
The mysteries of ladyboy bar politics in Thailand
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