How to tell between fem and lady

[Guest]

I personally do not like femboys. I don't even like flat chests. Now in a bar, how do they dress? If with a bra and some other clothes on top, you really can't tell if their breasts have been done (unless they are over-done like some in the states).
Or you just ask?

[kahuna]

Hey goingtosugarland,

Personally I like femboys with flat chests or little puffy tits (I also like big boobs too) but you raise an interesting point that I've been meaning to ask.

What can you say to these girls and what can you ask them about their bodies, (e.g. are you pre or post - are you functional - do you have tits, etc.) without offending them and getting a bottle of beer (or worse) on the head?

Hopefully some of the expeienced folks can help all of us newbies.

Thanks for raising the question.

[relpax]

hhmmm.....be nice and polite first. i sincerely doubt you will after about a month of working at the major LB bars, my guess is that any question or request you ask will not likely shock them. they may say no, but i doubt that any question will shock them.

[Road Runner]

I personally do not like femboys. I don't even like flat chests. Now in a bar, how do they dress?

Or you just ask?

Hello Goingtosugarland,

If you click on this link it will take you to some pictures taken by Bam inside Cascades   Cascades   Not sure how Bam got away with taking these as normally photography is not allowed!

You will see the 'normal' bar girl uniform - the bikini.  So working out 'how much they've got' is not really a problem     They do often have padded/push-up tops.  This is quite common amoungst the gg bar girls also.

As to what tey're made of?  You could try pointing at their chest and saying 'silicone?'  - they all understand that one. Some will say 'no real'  - don't be too sure of that  
The other reply will be 'not silicone'  - meaning gel. Nearly all the implants these days are gel - they feel pretty much like the real thing - but can still feel a bit cold sometimes  

Have I tried this - yes! - and I get away with it.  I must admit I'm not sure how myself

RR.

[post-op lover]

Not sure how Bam got away with taking these as normally photography is not allowed!

"Mr. Bam, sir, no, please no photos."

"Aiyeeeeee! It's the Bamster! Please, Mr. Bam, please, no pho...aaayeeeenoo, don't pull that thing out...no!!!!"

"Okay, okay, Mr. Bam, just one more photo, then you leave, right? You leave after 1 more photo, okay? Please? We think you like other place some more. Please?"

"Mr. Bam, we thank you, we like you, we help you leave now, okay? Thank you! You like take pics? We think you like another bar more, thank you! Please, don't show us the Bamster again? Okay, that's okay? Good bye!!"

To each other, after he left:
"Remember, the worse thing that can ever happen is that a customer pulls out his bamster. Worse than even taking pictures is to be bammed!"

[stogie bear]

they may say no, but...