Things to do in pattaya?

[Guest]

A little over 3 weeks and I will be back in fantasy land, a total of 5 days in bkk and 25 in Pattaya..

The misses gets on my case about taking her to places where tourists go.
Ive tried to do the right thing,,have taken her to Linda Bar, Jennys, Limmatquis,a stroll up and down walking st ,recently 3 visits to Hi-Boss.
But things do get a little boring after 2 or 3 days, finding things to do in the daytime is what Pattaya lacks,went to the zoo,,snake farm, rifle range,all those places suck..
Trying to get up a list of things to do,,apart from playing with some Lb's cock for most of the trip..

Any suggestions would be of great help....

BK

[Snick]

PP show - where the LB gets hard and the audience tries to throw plastic rings around their dicks.

Pretend you are mute and try and pick up a girl on walking street using sign language.

Tiffany Show Shooting Range.

Rent a boat and go to some of the nearby islands...where the water is actually nice.

Checkout the Penthouse Hotel

Invite a bunch of LB to Jomtien Beach and have a big lunch

Go inland and see some waterfalls

Find some of the Black shirt community volunteers, sneak up behind them and give them a wedgy.

Jenny Star Bar - 2AM

Bring a DVD player and buy the movies on the street.

Drink

I'll be there in a week - I'll let you know if anything new is going on.

[BAM]

PP show - where the LB gets hard and the audience tries to throw plastic rings around their dicks.  

Why's is called the PP show?? and where is it? Do they Pee for the audience too?

Penthouse Hotel can be fun. What about the water park?

[Snick]

PP show (or Pii Pii) is aimed mostly at chinese tourists, but its a must for LB lovers. Its not easy to get to, but it is pretty near the Bus Terminal that has the Bangkok bound buses.

No camers allowed

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googled this. I think the show is still going on.
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Minister from PM€™s Office joins police raid on lewd shows in Pattaya

Twenty-five tour guides and several performers arrested

Chakrapong Akkaranant and Vichan Pladplueng

Just before midnight on October 30 the Pattaya Tourist Police organized another raid on businesses suspected of offering lewd entertainment in Pattaya. Somsak Thepsutin, minister to the office of the prime minister, accompanied police on the raid.

The Super One received the honor of being the first business raided on the night. The manager and two women engaged in sexually explicit activities in front of a crowd of tourists were taken in and charged with indecent conduct in public.

Somsak Thepsutin, minister to the office of the prime minister, and police raided bars offering lewd entertainment, some of which had foreign women (sitting in the background) entertaining.

The Las Vegas in North Pattaya was the next stop, where 13 women from Lithuania, Belarus and Uzbekistan were engaged in similar activity and taken in, along with five more local women at the Show Girl located on 2nd Road.

The raid of the P.P. Show in North Pattaya resulted in eight arrests along with an unofficial tour guide of Thai-Chinese extraction involved in organizing tours to lewd entertainment.

At the other end of the city, in Soi V.C. off of Pratamnak Road, a raid of the Super Queen resulted in three arrests. Charges of indecent conduct before the public were also registered.

In all, 25 guides were arrested for pressuring and luring tourists into viewing the illegal presentations, and with causing a nuisance to tourists and passers-by on the streets of South Pattaya. One arrest included a 40-year-old Ukranian woman named Victoria Dudriafacva (sic), who was charged with illegally operating tours in Pattaya.

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Interesting Link to Pattaya Cabaret

[PigDogg]

Ken, You can take a ferry, 20 baht and 45 minutes, to Ko Lahn and rent scooters for the day. Very little traffic on the island.

You can also swim with the dolphins at the Sanctuary of Truth, real cheap, BUT the water seems very filthy.

You can get real, non sexualized massages at the Jomtien Blind Massage Institute.

[Bit Beefy]

Ken, You can take a ferry, 20 baht and 45 minutes, to Ko Lahn and rent scooters for the day. Very little traffic on the island.

You can also swim with the dolphins at the Sanctuary of Truth, real cheap, BUT the water seems very filthy.

You can get real, non sexualized massages at the Jomtien Blind Massage Institute.

Where can i find these dolphins? NO Sharks??? Cheers

[PigDogg]

The dolphins are at the Sanctuary of Truth in Nakula which is just north of Pattaya. Easiest way, is to book with a Pattaya Travel agent, which includes admission to the sanctuary, trransportation there and the dolphin swim. But you may have to book a few days or the dolphin swim may be all booked up.
This is the type of thing that would cost at least 100 bucks back home but is super cheap. We could not swim with the dolphins however cause it was all booked up.

BUT, the water is disgusting, probably filled with years of dolphin shit.

[Guest]

Hey thanks Snick
Youv'e just about covered everything you can do in Pattaya.

Have already booked in to the Penthouse hotel,now thats a fun place,,dvd's supplied,,and under the counter reception has a load of xxx for free viewing.Rented the room with body harness and go-go pole, spa for 4...

Have got the drinking bit down pat.

Maybe the occassional massage.

A trip to KAOS sunee.

xxx Crazy pub

Malibu Ladyboy caberat (soi post-office)

Jenny's is a must see (2am)

A facial at my favorite Lb salon.

Pub crawl (most days)

GG go-go Soi Diamond.

Lb caberats boyztown & Soi 1

Shenanigans Buffet sat/sun nights

Make-up Femboy party nights,,dress up time at the Penthouse.

Remember to buy 20 viagra..

BK

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 In all, 25 guides were arrested for pressuring and luring tourists into viewing the illegal presentations, and with causing a nuisance to tourists and passers-by on the streets of South Pattaya.

Causing a nuisance to tourists! Now thats too funny to know they were charged with that...

[Guest]

Ken - can u provide info on the xxx Crazy Pub please- location / whats on offer etc. - thanks

[Mai-Kee]

What's the LB-salon that provides facials? ....

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I was going to post this in travel info, but I couldn;t upload the image there.

And this image got clipped, and is unusable.

Original is here
Pattaya Map

[Snick]

The PP show is near the Bangkok Bus Terminal.
North Pattaya Road and somewhere near "The Balcony Restaurant".

Ken - where is the LB facial place ? , also bring some KY and towelettes.

When do you arrive ?