THE Pattaya game plan...

[qwerty]

i did my search and know the pattaya bars and where they are!
hi-boss, jenny star, blue ice, litas, a new obsession, pook, and many many more...

but is there a good game plan to attack many of these in terms of some that are dead late night, some dont get going til later.

i like to start drinking at 7ish so where would a good start be, and who has the highest quantity and quality late night 1am?

just dont want to waste my time travelling to one of the further bars if it tends to dry up later...

if youre a pattaya regular id appreciate it...

[PigDogg]

The Soi 6 bars are the earliest opening at 2PM (some girl bars on Soi 6 even open at noon).

The Walking Street Bars are open the latest and really get going late.

Btw, IMO It's too bad that people feel the need to announce that they have done a search to avoid the search police from pouncing on them.

[kahuna]

PD gives good advice...Go shopping on Soi 6 in the afternoon...you'll have a great time...

[Snick]

Yup, start at the north end of town and make your way south till you get to walking street around midnight

Soi 1+2 on second road is another place to checkout after 6pm

Soi 7-8 after 8

soi 13/1 after 10

Triple-X after 11

[Socrates999]

Here's the master plan:

11-12 AM: at Starbucks, corner soi 13/1 and Beach Rd. Have a coffee and observe the beach scene.

12-2: Massage, soi Beukaow, Thai Traditional Massage School, just north of the Tuesday/Friday market, same side of soi. 150B/hr, buy 10, get 1 free. Just massage, but in Pattaya, why go to a massage parlor for sex?

2-4: Baht bus to soi Diana, walk to Beach Rd., through Mike Shopping Mall. Walk up the beach to soi 6/1. Up the back of 6/1, down soi 6. Afternoon at Pook Bar, soi 6. Maybe a short time.

4-7:30: Back to hotel, shit/shower/shave, followed by a light dinner.

7:30-8:30: Club 131, soi Yamato (13/1). Play with girls. Maybe a short time.

8:30: Stringfellows, soi Yamato, for the nekkid LB show (if it's still happening. I've left this part out lately).

9-10:00: Baht bus to soi 1/2nd Rd. Work your way back to soi 6, down soi 6, quickie with any of numerous LBs, maybe Pook Bar again (hate that place!)

10:00-11:30: Baht bus to soi 7. Hit Goldfingers. Fuck May/Kip/Boy/etc. Walk up soi 7, checkout Wally's Screwdriver Bar and keep your eyes open for the stray LBs. Return to Beach Rd, head to soi 8, stop at Poppy Bar on the corner for Tang or Gitar. Continue up soi 8, again keeping your eyes open. Make a right at 2nd Rd, head to Hema Cabaret, soi 9. Keep your filthy hands off Wave- bad enough that her Turk boyfriend stole her from me by luring her with a new pair of the best tits I've ever seen, without being further sullied by your lot, TTChang. Oops, did I mention any names? After, walk right on 2nd Rd., viewing Triple X from the safe distance across the street. Continue down to the soi 10 complex, then cut down any soi to Beach Rd. Baht bus to Walking St.

11:30:-2: 1st, Blue Ice, then Lita's, then head down to the Tuna complex across from Tony's, last bar on the right at the end by the water. It is the spawning ground for new LB's. Checkout soi 16, then back towards JSB, checking out Linda's, the other Tuna, both 7-11s, sidewalks, gutters, rooftops, balconies (seriously!). LBs everywhere. Maybe sit at JP and watch parade. Corner seat is great for chatting as the girls head through the barriers towards Marine Plaza area. Close with a long time.

Other diversions: Hit Royal Garden or Big C to troll for stray LBs, maybe sneak in Malibu Cabaret or a ladyboy massage. If you have the energy and don't mind immersing yourself in Gayville, head to Minou in Sunee to view girls who surely will be legal age (at some point) or possibly Cat's Place.

Take 2 Viagra, don't call me in the morning. Repeat as needed.

[Guest]

(Socrates999 @ Dec. 18 2007,01:05) Here's the master plan:

11-12 AM: at Starbucks, corner soi 13/1 and Beach Rd. Have a coffee and observe the beach scene.

12-2: Massage, soi Beukaow, Thai Traditional Massage School, just north of the Tuesday/Friday market, same side of soi. 150B/hr, buy 10, get 1 free. Just massage, but in Pattaya, why go to a massage parlor for sex?

2-4: Baht bus to soi Diana, walk to Beach Rd., through Mike Shopping Mall. Walk up the beach to soi 6/1. Up the back of 6/1, down soi 6. Afternoon at Pook Bar, soi 6. Maybe a short time.

4-7:30: Back to hotel, shit/shower/shave, followed by a light dinner.

7:30-8:30: Club 131, soi Yamato (13/1). Play with girls. Maybe a short time.

8:30: Stringfellows, soi Yamato, for the nekkid LB show (if it's still happening. I've left this part out lately).

9-10:00: Baht bus to soi 1/2nd Rd. Work your way back to soi 6, down soi 6, quickie with any of numerous LBs, maybe Pook Bar again (hate that place!)

10:00-11:30: Baht bus to soi 7. Hit Goldfingers. Fuck May/Kip/Boy/etc. Walk up soi 7, checkout Wally's Screwdriver Bar and keep your eyes open for the stray LBs. Return to Beach Rd, head to soi 8, stop at Poppy Bar on the corner for Tang or Gitar. Continue up soi 8, again keeping your eyes open. Make a right at 2nd Rd, head to Hema Cabaret, soi 9. Keep your filthy hands off Wave- bad enough that her Turk boyfriend stole her from me by luring her with a new pair of the best tits I've ever seen, without being further sullied by your lot, TTChang. Oops, did I mention any names? After, walk right on 2nd Rd., viewing Triple X from the safe distance across the street. Continue down to the soi 10 complex, then cut down any soi to Beach Rd. Baht bus to Walking St.

11:30:-2: 1st, Blue Ice, then Lita's, then head down to the Tuna complex across from Tony's, last bar on the right at the end by the water. It is the spawning ground for new LB's. Checkout soi 16, then back towards JSB, checking out Linda's, the other Tuna, both 7-11s, sidewalks, gutters, rooftops, balconies (seriously!). LBs everywhere. Maybe sit at JP and watch parade. Corner seat is great for chatting as the girls head through the barriers towards Marine Plaza area. Close with a long time.

Other diversions: Hit Royal Garden or Big C to troll for stray LBs, maybe sneak in Malibu Cabaret or a ladyboy massage. If you have the energy and don't mind immersing yourself in Gayville, head to Minou in Sunee to view girls who surely will be legal age (at some point) or possibly Cat's Place.

Take 2 Viagra, don't call me in the morning. Repeat as needed.

Bravissimo Socrates hahahaha

But should we end or start with Viagra ?
I got all venues now

[aktiv-passiv]

Wonderful

[rossco]

Excellent game plan - check mate in many moves of pleasure.

[thaibound]

one meal, two viagra and four fucks.
welcome to a day in the life in pattaya.

[xyzzy]

(Socrates999 @ Dec. 18 2007,01:05) Here's the master plan:

8:30: Stringfellows, soi Yamato, for the nekkid LB show (if it's still happening. I've left this part out lately).

After, walk right on 2nd Rd., viewing Triple X from the safe distance across the street.

Great post qwerty if you are old you are probably allowed to take two nights to do this?

When I was last there the show was no more at Goldfingers.

My only disagreement, there is no safe distance from Triple X. They will come across the road if necessary. Even had one chase me down the road on her motorbike.

[stogie bear]

Socrates999 to the rescue...

[kahuna]

(Socrates999 @ Dec. 18 2007,01:05) Here's the master plan:

I could follow this plan only in my dreams...

[bajamil]

This was greatSocrates! it explains why my pattaya exp was less than stellar when I went ,,I was going the wrong way the whole time Ill be back in BKK for countdown hope to see a feww of you at guess. Steve from california

[PigDogg]

(Socrates999 @ Dec. 17 2007,10:05) Here's the master plan:

[Guest]

Socrates999, Put that plan on a gold plated DVD and sell it to every love starved farang in the world. You will be richer than Bill Gates!!