First time in Pattaya with a ladyboy!

[Wusel_AC]

Hi folks,

i´m going to pattaya at 24th august and just wondered if you can give me an advice for my first match.
I´m shure that i will be nervous and unshure if i can stay cool enough to pick up the right lb with ease.
Has somebody a tip for me?
A nice LB, not too shy (i will be nervous enough), maybe a litte bit top, or smart enough to "guide" me through this?



Thanks for your help and this great place to gather informations and have fun!

Wusel

[Bumpa STIKKA]

Hi Wusel AC...

Any advice on the 'right ladyboy' for you is going to backfire stupendously!

We don't know you and enough about what you are looking for.

And even if we did she might be having a bad day!

So anything we say is gonna get us in a heap of trouble if it doesn't work out.

It might be best to arrange to meet up with one of the board members first and go to a couple of bars with him. That will help you to relax more and calm you down so you make a better decision.

I know how you feel though... In all the years I have been living here I have always felt nervous and intimidated by the bars.

BUT - I have made a few GREAT decisions in that time!

Good luck and please let us know how it all goes as this will help other guys like yourself who face the same challenges...

Cheers,

BS  

[pacman]

Excellent words of advice there from Bumpa. Plus no one wants to give out personal recommendations sight unseen.

In other words, a meeting first is essential. Introduce yourself to any of the guys you see at either EZY or La Bamba, (don't worry, they won't bite) & I may be there or someone may know where I am.

Once introductions take place, then I am happy to talk girls & give some advice. I can't guarantee that any girl will be right for you but I can steer you clear of a few who will definitely be wrong.

Plus you may need to know how the money works. Again this is something that can't be understood until I meet you & see what your tastes are. Everyone is available.... at a price.

[Wusel_AC]

Hi bumpa and pacman,

thanks for your tips and advises.


I will get there and try to meet you, since i´m new to this forum, do the people know you by your forum-names as "pacman"... just wondering...

Right know, my planning is to relax, to relax, relax and meet you first.


Thanks and hope to meet you soon,
Wusel

[Bumpa STIKKA]

(pacman @ Aug. 21 2010,19:12) I can't guarantee that any girl will be right for you but I can steer you clear of a few who will definitely be wrong...

Wise words!

[deepthroat]

Wussell, if you read the threads, in particular some of the trip reports, you'll get a good idea of what's available and what some of the different interests of our members are, as well as which girls might best fulfill those interests. You've got 3 more days so READ READ READ!

That's the best advice I can give that you haven't already been given.

[kahuna]

Try this link...

https://theladyboyforums.com/cgi-bin....usel_ac

[rxpharm]

a little deja vu Kahuna!

Wusel, there's some good advice from 2008, best have a read!

[Wusel_AC]

Hi folks,

funny... but this is not me!
I´ve registered to this forum a few weeks ago.

BUT, my secret brother seemed to have exactly the same questions.

Anyway, strange, but thanks.

Shouldn´t there only be unique names in the forum?

[kahuna]

(Wusel_AC @ Aug. 22 2010,05:02) funny... but this is not me!
I´ve registered to this forum a few weeks ago.

Sorry, you registered on August 4, 2008

Why deny it now...

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[Bumpa STIKKA]

(Wusel_AC @ Aug. 22 2010,05:02) funny... but this is not me!

Oh, yes it is...

(You respond by saying 'Oh, no it isn't!')

[Steff]

WOW!!! WOW!! Fucking WOW!!! Kahuna good on you! And Wusel Weasel shame on you! Jesus I am getting pissed at this kinda dishonest horseshit!!!

[kahuna]

And now...Just because I can...Let's all take a second look at the infamous Panzer's (my loving Italian son) post way back when...

PanzerPorn
half a fag

    Posted on: Aug. 07 2008,17:33        

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Hope not to get the moderators mad at me
(brrrrrr   ) but can i post my list of advices from first timers ?

Ok ,quoting myself from another forum (which owns the copyright on that) here we go :

Learn to say fuck off with a smile on your face,
it's your time and your money,
pretend not to speak thai if you are,
be nice but firm and ruthless,
don't put nailpolish on your feet,
let them smile,
don't buy them drinks if you don't like them,
steal 20 bath from a ladyboy bag when he/she is taking a shower,
leave home your western morals,
eat at least 3 nana burgers a day,
follow your insticts,
don't wear socks and sandals,
be cool,
cum a lot,
don't be shy to call yourself a faggot,
drink at least 20 beers a day,
watch the nana parade,
go to pay a visit to my cumshots in room 148 at the nana hotel,
be selfish and edonistic,
avoid fat ladyboy gurus,
cum a lot,
fuck at least 3 times a day with different strangers,
don't fell in love for a gay sex worker,
buy some barbecue for a hungry sukumvit dog,
don't jerk yourself off,
kick an indian tailor in the balls,
wear cowboy boots and flamboyant shirts,
buy a lollipop for the midget in the nana,
cum a lot,
don't wear a femboy web site t shirt and cap,
bring a lot of cash,
listen to the nana preacher for 5 minutes,
don't buy yourself a wii,
use always a condom and
FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!

[Steff]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! That is hilarious!

[Jake_Sully]

Its ok, its not shameful to admit you've liked ladyboys for 2 years now Wusel.