guess bar confusing!

[Guest]

Guess Bar confusing!!!!!!! bollox is it!!!!!

How do i find the guess bar
how do i open the door
does it pull or push
Oh my good look at them girls
are you sure there not real girls
Is somone having sex on the sofa
I dont think i want to look
Did jane really like me
Or was it just a show
i just got a smile form jay
or was she laughing at me!
Which one do i fancy or shall i take them all
Shall i have a short time
Or take her over night
which ones has ozzie not had
who is top
who is bottom
can i have a 3 some
or will i fall alseep
i never should have had that last sambuka
Did i snog the bar after my post op snack
Or strip naked in the bar
I hope monkey man didnt get a picture
Now where did they put my underwear
Do i have to really go home
How soon can i get back

Guess bar........Confused???
YOU WILL BE............

[TTChang]

Good!

[mardhi]

"Confused?" no just classic signs of Guess withdrawal symptons......

Its a condition seen in many people, technical name for such symptoms is the following:

MissGuessItus

Treatment is simple once exposed - get your arse back for more

Cheers
Mardhi

[Snick]

How do i find the guess bar
-- Follow MonkeyMan

how do i open the door
-- Carefully. And Not at all when the curtain is up

does it pull or push
-- both , with increasing speed

Oh my good look at them girls
-- Quiet , I am busy

are you sure there not real girls
-- Learn to grope

Is somone having sex on the sofa
-- Usually thats what the pillows are for

I dont think i want to look
-- Coming from You ? I don't believe.

Did jane really like me
-- Of Course she did !

Or was it just a show
-- NEVER !! Its just the next guy had a bigger wallet

i just got a smile form jay
-- That was for me, I was behind you

or was she laughing at me!
-- That was for you

Which one do i fancy or shall i take them all
-- All

Shall i have a short time
-- Yes

Or take her over night
-- Yes

which ones has ozzie not had
-- The Bartender , at least as of 3 night ago

who is top
-- Eats

who is bottom
-- its fun to find out

can i have a 3 some
-- Only if you stay awake for it

or will i fall alseep
-- 'Nuff said

i never should have had that last sambuka
Did i snog the bar after my post op snack
Or strip naked in the bar

I hope monkey man didnt get a picture
-- Dunno , Snick got a few

Now where did they put my underwear
-- Ask Jenny

Do i have to really go home
-- No - I didn't

How soon can i get back
-- 24 Hours - Less if you fly stand by

Hope this helps !!!

[Dieter]

Guys...you are funny....    

See you...Guess Bar...

Dieter

[Guest]

Not confusing.

Beer = relaxation.

Money = sex.

Only 2 things to remember.

[Guest]

Guess Bar = Fun

you forgot that

[TTChang]

(mardhi @ May 17 2007,17:07) Treatment is simple once exposed - get your arse back for  more     Cheers  Mardhi

Arse (& other bits of TTLao) on the way back to Guess very soon.  All I need to remember is that the door slides left....

Looking forward to   with you & Jay, mardhi. .... and no doubt SML for MM  

Great bar  

[Guest]

Its true i have it  missguessitus i saw the doctor yesterday

He confirmed that the only cure is more of the same but said i would have to live with this feeling the rest of my life

only problem is i couldnt get my ticket back to LOS on the NHS so i will have to go private

Nowif you would like to bend over while nurse Eat gives you a hot beef injection