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  • dont drink and drive

    I went to guess bar in high sprits as always ready for a night of fun,
    All the girls where there this night so plenty to chosse from also there was a few of the regular cusmtomers in who i had got to know quite well.

    I hit the bar buying drinks all round then on to the sambuka shots a few rounds of them and it was time to open the champage,
    Now in the party was getting going i had all the girls all over me and was dancing around in the bar .

    Right it was time to chosse a girl and hit the short time room,
    A friend in the bar recomended pear who i really liked but i also liked fern who is really great fun.
    So what the hell take them both!

    Went up stairs with my 2 girls got in to the room all 3 of us stripping off.
    Then i jumped into the shower before the action was about to start that was when the room started to spin and i mean really spin i was hanging on to wall when the girls joined me in the shower they quickly helped me with a towel and got me over to the bed,

    Where i hit the pillow and went straight out like a light !
    Credit to pear she stayed with me the whole time to make sure i was ok,
    Then woke me up when the time in the room had finished.
    I went back down to bar with pear only to be meet by the whole bar laughing at me.

    I did make up for it with both girls at a later date but made sure i was not affected by the evils of drink

  • #2
    LOL , All of the Guess Bar girls eagerly await your return and the chance to have a short time nap with you .

    Lets here the story about your last night , the whole of Guess Bar is still talking about that one .

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    • #3
      Which part of the night do they want to know about ?

      Cant be the part when they stripped me naked in the bar as they all joined in on this then had a go at doing the same to you but you did a better job of keeping your pants on then me.

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      • #4
        How about the part where you ate post-op pussy then stuck your tongue down the bartenders throat and asked him how he liked the taste of pussy ?

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        • #5
          Oh that part of the night! its all coming back to me now
          i think its safe to say that i went back to my hotel and finished off my post op dinner

          That was after the short time with pear and my second failed attemped to see if i could take what eat had to offer aaggghhhh the pain.

          respect to you all

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          • #6
            Apparently Jay is going to name one of the mirrors in your honour - considering you paid for them with your support of the bar

            All that remains is for you to choose which 6 girls portraits you want put round the said mirror. So fire away with your six choices and then we can post a picture of your mirror and pictures all nicely framed.

            Cheers
            Mardhi

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            • #7
              You traumatized the poor bar tender, he is still shaking when anyone retells the story.
              "Snick, You Sperm Too Much" - Anon

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              • #8

                sounds like quite a night
                Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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                • #9
                  actually the mirror thing is new - Jay is selecting guys at random who support the bar and make for a sanuk atmosphere during there stay then naming a mirror after them. There is no pre-determined requirement, it could be an expat or a guy in town for a holiday - basically she seems to have some kind of assesment that determines who she thinks is a guy in need of recognition. By the sound of things "over the top" is just the man for the first mirror recognition. I guess the tough thing is choosing which 6 staff he wants around the mirror. You never know, he may elect to try and buy another mirror on his next trip to then keep the girls sweet and have another half dozen pictures put up

                  Personally I reckon this award has a lot to do with an invitation to a bar in London when we go there later this year

                  Cheers
                  Mardhi

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                  • #10
                    Well thanks for the award good to hear that its not for being a legend in my own sleep!

                    As for my 6 choices its a hard one but hear goes

                    1. Fern - for making laugh

                    2. Eat - for making my eyes water

                    3. Pear - My night nurse

                    4. Nan - the one that got away

                    5. Nat - Next time

                    6. Jane - nuff said

                    sorry to those who got left off and to the barman

                    I cant see what the all the fuss is about on my last night the whole reason i was going to Guess bar is coz every night was like that !

                    Cheers Guess

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