Miss Tiffany 2007 live at Guess Bar

[mardhi]

The Miss Tiffany show will be shown live on the 42" Plasma TV in Guess Bar on Saturday night, not least of all because a very special friend of Jay and the bar is actually through to the televised finals. A couple of the girls will be going to support her personally at the show and for the rest as I say, its being shown live in Guess Bar.

Cheers
Mardhi

[mardhi]

Ooops - got the dates wrong on this - its actually Friday the 11th May, not Saturday the 12th.

Cheers
Mardhi

[geosight]

so who is the very special friend ?

[stogie bear]

Good, because the last thing I want to see on the telly is one of those overlong beauty pageants. You know... if they made the effort those daft competitions could be over in 20 minutes but they pad them out with 5 hours of useless guff and then surprise surprise the winner is the ugly cow who's blowing the main sponsor of the event!

The Guess Bar Friday...


"You wanna drink?"
gazing off into the big scree TV..."Eh?"
"Would you like something to drink?"
"Yeah, baby, I ruv you rong time..."
"Hey babe, that's what I wanna hear... wanna short time upstairs right now?"
"Can you wait till the adverts, and you better be quick!"
"Hmmm... Well maybe after, then?"
Glazed eyes focused on the telly while her lazy hand rubs your dick..."You sexy man, you big cock, yes?"
"Erm... You fat bitch - weebles wobble, yeah?"
"OK, dahling - I have Bacardi Breezer, you so stwong..."

Thanks but I'll give Friday a miss...

[mardhi]

Well at least you were warned

Cheers
Mardhi

PS - Jaffa Cakes are great Did you get the tea I exchanged for them

[stogie bear]

Someone swiped the tea and there were only two packets of jaffa Cakes left too! Oh well...

[mardhi]

Hmmm now we know why its called Guess Bar - you gotta Guess what is left for you

[Guest]

Do you guys want me to bring tea and Jaffa cakes next time I come to Bangkok. What about some Marmite and perhaps some Branston Pickle while we are at it... Most people on this forum have no idea what a Jaffa cake is.