Pictures of new black suit uniform at Guess

[mardhi]

The new black suit has arrived and was shown for the first time last night in Guess Bar.
The names will follow through the thread.

Some of the new staff at the Bar:-
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From left to right:- Lek, Mimi, Kon
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Jenny showing off her new laptop looking very efficient as a PA.
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Then Moo showed her Mr Brazil BIG cock website
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Then Jenny Discovered the Pics.....
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Very soon everyone was looking at the pics
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[seamus]

& they say size doesn't matter.......................yeah , right

[mardhi]

More of Lek and Kon
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Tiring work this modelling lark - time for food
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Ant and Boy
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Inside the bar, the boss is explaining tactics
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The big question is did Jnny fall off ?
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[jprc2]

Oh! So it was you I saw taking pictures yesterday (Monday) evening!?
I was in a corner, submerged by Linda and closely escorted by Ant (she spelled her name Ang, but translating sounds from Thai to western alphabet can be tricky€¦).
Well! Mardhi, you definitely looked like an executive on an important mission!
State of the art flash/camera, quick poses and shots as a pro would do, skillfully manipulated by a tall, slim, rather elegant and good-looking very busy gentleman€¦
I thought you were one of the owners (editederhaps you are!) as you were just navigating between the backstage and bar with the ease of some one who owns the place. Each time you went to the back of the bar (looking soooo busy!!), I noticed that the ladies where respectfully moving away from your path!€¦

My first time in Guess, and it is the second time in my life I venture in a Ladyboy bar€¦

First time was Sunday night. I took a big breath€¦ and went to Mandarin in Nana. I know, no LBs there, I just wanted to give me a last chance for saying €œanother time€.

I did not stay long. Unfortunately, I received a call from work, learning that a colleague has been shot (but, hopefully, should survive)€¦ Well€¦ it was the last incentive for going to my 1st LB bar. I have the luck to be here for a short while, surrounded by too many girls and way not enough customers. Back to Africa, I wont be able to have the same sweet environment.

Have you ever caressed ladies from all races and continents! I (un)fortunately did, and from all of them, Thai have the smoothest skin€¦ so erotic! So sensual!€¦ just close your eyes, and let your hand gently fly over the smoothness of a Belgian white chocolate€¦
Hum hum, I digress€¦

Outside of Mandarin, leaning on the concrete parapet facing some stairs, during my long talk on the phone, a tall and very sexy lady was trying to catch my eyes. Which she easily did. Long legs (I like long legs, not necessarily the size, but proportion with the body), perfect silhouette that would go like on charm on an advertisement for l€™Oreal), with obviously a very funny and extraverted behavior.
Just a VERY refreshing sight right in the middle of my very sad conversation on the phone.
Thank you Buddha, or Jehovah, or Zeus, or ___ (just add any name here), it should be a sign. Ok, I take it€¦
Ending the call, I just smiled back at the lady. Ooooops, what I did?!! It was like closing the circuits of an overcharged power group! She walked toward me, with a pendulum motion, her perfect rear end going left and right€¦
I don€™t know how to describe it €“ if only I could speak better English€¦- It was like a drunk boat drifting on a white river €¦
€¦ and without wasting a word, she gave me a wonderful French kiss (and I know what it means€¦). Allah Akhbar would have say Ahmadinejad!! This girl knows how to use her tongue!!

I started to feel something hard boring me somewhere under my pant€¦
As I was looking back at her, slightly surprised, she opened her mouth (which is lovely by the way, perfect teeth€¦) and in a (too) low, dark voice, said: €œcome with me to my bar€¦€)
Oh oh!!!€¦ I started noticing her prominence on her throat, and the excess of make up€¦
Ok€¦ boy oh boy! A ladyboy. And I now feel that my pant does not have the same kind of internal pressure. Am I ready for this?
Anyway, I needed to do something quickly for relaxing my mind.
I followed her, to her bar, Casanova, enjoying €“ feeling a bit guilty €“ the nice view of her legs as she was climbing the stairs in front of me (and without being overly shy for showing at the same time a bit more either€¦). Fortunately, she escorted me inside the bar. Passing the doorsteps in front, I received full force the typhoon of 8 or 9 LBs surrounding me in the blink of an eye. Beside being like all BMs the superhandsome superlovely superyoung etc, etc,€¦I was first and foremost the only customer and obviously, business is not so good those days.
As soon as Monica came in, and said a quick few words in thai, I just realized that I placed myself into the eye of the storm. Calm weather, but I thought to myself: €œJP, walk 1 step forward, and you go straight in a tiger cage€¦€

A trick I had to learn years, (and years, and years, ok, enough) ago, is, when confronted with a potentially overwhelming group, just go with the flow, don€™t be a hero, and use the weakness of this group€¦ which is,€“ I guess €“ for most asian people: gambling!!!
I took a coin in my hand and placed both of my hands behind my back, saying: €œall ladies can choose a hand, if you have the coin, you are still in the game. If not, you are out. I pay a lady drink for the last 2 ladies€.
As soon as Monica translated, I saw tigers gently morphing themselves into gentle and polite schoolgirl, forming instinctively a circle waiting eagerly for the game to start.
It went incredibly well! The game made everything friendly, with laughs, cheaters (€œI saw you in my back trying to say to your friend where is the coin!), loud exclamations when the LB was choosing the hand with the coin keeping her into the next game.
Simple fun, but it turned out to be for me what I needed: relieve the pressure I had from bad news from work, the feeling to be gay (no need to start a thread - again- on this€¦) with less fear of the proximity of male attributes€¦and for the LBs, a choice not based on their local €œsuperstar€ status: over leading LB, or her shy room mate, all equal when you have to choose a hand!

Monica was outstanding as a caring lady, others where nice, friendly, and in no way pushy. Except for doing the game again, but it was always done by trying to offer something in exchange, such as encouraging me to use freely my hands for discovering (any) parts of their anatomy.
Which I did not.
Not ready yet€¦ well. I am a liar. I did let my hands running on their legs, hips, around their breast but instinctively, I skipped all direct contact with any sexual attributes€¦
I can hear some thoughts. My internal scale still reads: girl=90, LB=10, so I just relax, seat back and enjoy the flight without having to use my parachute (yet)€¦

Actually, another customer was in the bar, but I did not notice him before the end of the game. A nice looking man, 20 years younger than me, and looking 20 times better, who obviously enjoyed watching the newbie trying to keep his head above the sea level€¦ I introduced myself to him 8with my real firstname), and he did it in return, with a nice and firm handshake. I don€™t know if he is a bm here or not, but this direct and simple interaction with another client gave me another friendly feeling that was much needed last night.
I was definitely surprised by the feminine beauty of some ladies. One looked a bit like the famous Nikky (not sure of the spelling) I saw in this forum. Others had definitely a charm, not sure if appealing to all, but yes, not as much man-in-a-dress as I was first afraid to see. (Oh! I saw some, walking around Nana, and rather scary)

Off-topic with Guess Bar? Not really, Casanova was the introduction, serving me well for Guess as I could compare with still fresh eyes (for how long?€¦)

I decided then to discover this rather famous (at least in this forum) Guess Bar, last night, as I red in this thread that uniforms were on display each Monday€¦
Of course, staying at the Dawin makes it simple. 300m to do at most. Perfect!

At the opposite of the Nana bars, Guess is located on the side of a parking lot, facing Nana, and you don€™t see it if you don€™t look for it. It is in a corner, with very dark glasses, no one outside (I went rather early, about 20h00 I guess).
You have to push a door without knowing what lies behind€¦
Not exactly inviting, but after all, doors are not booby trapped.
Of course, I did my homework, and studied Mardhi€™s pictures. Ready for the mission sir. I check a last time what I have in my pockets, (mentally trying to recall where are the most important bank notes), prepare my smile number 19-bis (the one where we don€™t see my 31 missing teeth), and place my hand in my pocket, checking if a coin is willing to help me in case of emergency€¦

I opened the door. Dark outside, dark inside.

Do you recall scenes where the cow-boy open the door of the saloon, or the good boy (me, of course) steps in a mafia club , or worst, the white guy entering a Nigerian suburb bar? You can swear that time can be stopped at this moment. Silence, then you just have the strong feeling that all eyes are turned toward you. In Casanova, the bar is smaller, and light stronger. You see the ladies.
In Guess, yesterday, I just saw eyes! It was very strange!
It took me a second (and it is long€¦) for actually adapting my eyes to the lack of lux and re-accepting the concept that, usually, eyes are attached to a body.
It is when I saw the eyes moving that I started to realize that I was, once again, facing a potential uncontrolled tsunami, and the next second, the dark sea turned itself into a large group of women dressed in black.
Catwomen?
Am I in trouble? How do you want me to use my rescue trick if I can not even see the coin!?
Leading the pack, - oh, I should not have seen this vampire movie this afternoon€¦- I saw a gorgeous lady, short hairs, Pulp fiction style.
Jenny. THE leader of the pack.
Gloops€¦ (trying to swallow my saliva)
Another human wall facing me, much larger than in Casanova, and I heard a lady closing the door behind me. I am trapped. JP, next time, recalls yourself to stick to your plan, i.e. wait for the Big Bash in Pattaya and keep an observer position.

Jenny came to me with the same smile as you can see on mardhi€™s pictures€¦

Before I forget, let me write it clearly, and in a way that perhaps is a bit strong
LADIES IN GUESS ARE BETTER THAT WHAT YOU CAN SUPPOSE BY JUST WATCHING PICTURES.
(End of the rude caps.)

Jenny took me gently by my arm (I just learnt her name now, by seeing the new pictures). She was closely escorted by about 10 or so bodyguards who followed her for the kill. Am I looking like a rich Japanese with a big bottom and fat legs, or is it Guess tradition for new faces?

But this time, I was offered the choice to seat wherever I wished, guided by the high-spirited Jenny. I saw on the side of a well-lighted pool table (not sure if it is not the main source of light in this bar) some comfortable sofas running along a corner. It is later that I noticed that another line of sofa is placed left of the entrance door.
Seating in the deep sofa, my face placed lower than the hips of the black amazons, I was clearly feeling somehow in a weak position. I decided to play plan B: the shy guy trick, which is not too difficult as I guess I am not lying much doing it€¦
I laughed, bite my lower lip (not difficult with my only tooth) as if I felt embarrassed, and smiled covering my eyes with my open hands.
I do not know what kind of message I sent doing it. Jenny and another lady said something (I would love to understand thai!) and all of them just backed off and let me quiet. But in a way where I felt I just had to look at any of them, smile, and she would come to me right away.
Perfect! I say it again. Per-fect.

Of course, nature is nature, one came back right after trying her luck. Linda.
A tall (at least, as tall as me) lady, certainly perfectly enhanced and very bionic, came and sat along me (like a ship leaning against her docking station), whispering in my ear €œI have a big cock€. Great! Looking at her feet, I thought to myself €œyep, the theorem seems to be true€. Not exactly what I would like to ear. Not at all actually. A post-op can be better€¦ but Linda was so funny and energetic.
She jumped on the table and started to make an improvised dance.
Then, quickly, she decided that this black uniform was way too hot for the evening, and offered me full view of her underwears.
624.5 times after combing her hairs looking at herself in the mirrors (sorry, the 0.5 is my fault as the comb dropped on the sofa and I could not find it before she lost the sequence), and 48 times after replacing the left (or is the right) breast within the limits of its jail, she decided that removing her dress for the 5th time cooled her enough for avoiding fusion point.

Meanwhile, some ladies started on another sofa another improvised dance where the steps looked more like a sexual lesbian orgy than a valse in Bayreuth€¦

Linda took a point to be my master of ceremony, and offered (I stopped counting) every 10 seconds (when not combing her hairs of course), to choose a girl, anyone. Who said that LBs are jealous?
There are really many different styles here, and I realize, watching the pictures from Monday night, that I left before seeing all of them.

I was tempted to invite the €œBunny€ lady, from Lao if I recall well. She has a red ribbon in her hairs. But soon after I started to settle down, and drunk my glass of milk, a customer came in, and started a pool game, and she was obviously one of his favorites. No problem sir, I accept with pleasure the hierarchy given by long habits in a given place, and the pleasure to get your preferred bottle of wine and your best table when you go to your home restaurant€¦

Linda did not care and noticed that my eyes were turned toward Miss Bunny. I stopped her just in time before she called the lady. Good Linda, so eager to increase the local outcome by bringing some back up for the newbie!!!

Hum€¦ I press the backward button. No need to extract the word €œmilk€ above for making a funny quote. You read well. I asked for fresh milk. Linda could not believe it at first, then Ang/Ant came and they talked together. 20 seconds later, €œyou fresh milk is served, sir€ €¦
And served by Ang with a sexy little dance, very cutely executed.

Milk is served, and Ang is served , sir. Good my left side was feeling cold.

How many times do you think a bar serves milk to customers? Ok, 7/11 is always around for emergencies, but no, I looked carefully and I saw no one rushing outside: they got milk at the bar!!!! I like milk, for sure, but I was somehow playing a provocative game. Fine1 Very fine: all at their credit!! I will ask for a milk next time, and also at La Bamba, Ezy, Stringfellows, So What and €¦ I will see€¦

Ang€¦
It could have been 4 or 5 others. As the time was going by, I watched the pool game with the young gentleman was playing (pretty well I have to say) against some ladies. I made another note to myself. €œdo not play against LBs: they will explode you at the pool bar€. With my souvenir of billiard going back to some snooker games 20 years ago, I am not in their league.

Yes, it could have been Lek, Kon, Boy, €œbunny€, and a couple of others whose name I don€™t know.
It could also have been Jenny, but having a newbie disturbing the boss does not sound fair to me€¦
But  oooops she is some one€¦ Mardhi€™s picture do justice to her:  wonderful on picture = wonderful standing in front of you.
She has impressed me. I don€™t talk only about pure physical appearance. As a person, I get the feeling there is a potential in her that I cannot fully understand.

I do not like very much to explain what happens behind a bedroom door, and it is not a trip report, it is a simple post into the beautiful thread animated by the skillful mardhi.
However, I will do it briefly for her€¦

I decided to go one step further and barfined Ant, with Linda€™s help as Ant€™s English is even more hesitant than mine (you have no idea how many hours it took me for this post€¦).

Ant has a little frame, beautifully curled hairs, and she is not complicated.
I can say she was trying to please me, but she was unable to cope with the challenge I place in her little hands: do it with a (complex) newbie, and communication issues.

Picture of her with Boy, eating some noodles, was taken after she came back from our private discussion.
I am happy she looks good and fine on it.
I tried to penetrate her. We could not. I could not.
I was firm, but not as much as I would have wished, my brain working too much, and she was so tight. She used a full tube of lubricants€¦ After several unsuccessful tries, she was looking more and more despaired as obviously she was putting the failure on her.
Finally, I could penetrate her, but half, and slowly, slowly, asking her every second if she was fine as she was sooooo tight, observing her eyes and body language for detecting any sign of pain.
When I saw she was trying too much, I just gave her a kiss and moved away. The condom was full of blood€¦
That was it. After a shower she went back to Guess, and I went back to my room with very mixed feelings, and a sense of guilt.
I have a small sex, I have no shame to say this. And most of you are probably much better equipped than I am (perhaps is it because I drink milk!).
But, even by being small, not very very hard, and very soft, I hurt her.

Gentlemen, if you go with Ant, please do her a favor. Be very very gentle with her.


Final message in a bottle for any fellow newbie passing by Bangkok: Guess is a good choice, if there are probably many choices according to connoisseurs, I am certain a newcomers to the LB scene wont feel bad being in this bar, and it is a wonderful appetizer for your learning libido.

[fleeing]

So you like the new uniforms then?

[jprc2]

in short, yes.

but you do need to see them as close as possible .
During the time I was there, one lady tried again the white outfit, and it was easier to see her silhouette in low light.
Dark uniform, you will not notice curves (or lack of) before having the lady close enough for reaching your hands.
Not sure if it is an issue though!...

[allstar88]

love the black uniforms with the stockings

[ts33a]

I love those stockings. Are those uniforms on every night or only on a specific one?

[johnnydiver]

jprc2   Great report!  It felt like I was there with you and feeling your excitment and nerves!  It is a hell of a thing to just dive in!  Good job in doing it!  Hope to hear more of your adventures!.

[mardhi]

(ts33a @ Oct. 08 2009,01:21) I love those stockings. Are those uniforms on every night or only on a specific one?

The white suit is worn twice a week as is the black suit - between then there is a black and white combination involving tight white jeans and black tops or black mini skirts and white tops - so essentially you have 5 nights a week where stockings will be in action in one way or another. It remains to be seen what Jay decides to do on the other two nights but as one at least is the pink dress - its likely that some will be wearing stockings.

Having said all that - if u ask I am sure any girl will go and raid her locker to find some to wear

The final days for each outfit have yet to be set - only the white suit is set so far and that is Monday and Friday.

Cheers
Mardhi

[mardhi]

I must say after Monday night doing some pics and then again on Tuesday for a short time - I felt a good vibe coming back to the girls and thus the bar - the atmosphere was almost electric (maybe Jays electrician wrongly wired the stage lighting ) but it felt like the old Guess bar in terms of atmosphere. What was funny is that the new girls are very shy and nervous - they need to build their confidence so anybody into good causes, help them break the ice and buy them a 100b lady drink - they are that nervous. It probably also helped that intentionally the photo shoot played down the established staff of the bar - no Joy, Beer, Gate etc - Jay wanted the new staff to build confidence and not be intimidated by the more established team at the bar.

I was also amazed at how much Boy (first picture extreme right, huge smile) has developed into a very stunning girl - she is not the newest girl by any stretch in the bar but she has come on leaps and bounds and has such a great genuine smile and personality - she reminds me of a girl I call smiley post op in JSB in Pattaya - smiles on steroids and not a bad vibe in her body. Moo remains Moo - totally friendly and chatting about how she is worried her son will turn out to be a ladyboy.

To me at least, the one to watch is Mimi shown in the middle of post number 2 - she is in need of some sisterly styling - but she has the attributes to be a star. Kon is also another potential stunner - her legs will soon be challenging Beer for the title of best legs in Guess bar.

More staff interviews are being lined up and Jay is at the bar everyday and very visible to everyone. That in itself is a great change - as I say, the vibe is changing and its changing for the better.

Cheers
Mardhi

[HighHeelLover]

     
FINALLY the atmosphere is coming back!!!!!

Nice report too Mardhi, nice to read some info on someone other than Jenny, Gate and Joy for a change.

Cheers,
HighHeelLover

[marshal]

Looking good! Just wish i could get back there sometime soon.

[seamus]

Where ya been farmer boy ?

[Guest]

(fleeing @ Oct. 07 2009,13:52)

So you like the new uniforms then?

Dude that was funny as shit...