One Way ticket to Oz for ladyboy?

[Road Runner]

(guydesavoy @ Dec. 02 2010,11:25) I've had my moments at Heathrow too.

My mother is Australian and has always kept her Australian passport.
When she first came to the UK nearly 60 years ago the two passports were effectively the same.

After the government changed the rules in the mid 70's she had to get a stamp in her passport giving her 'Permission to Remain'.
She still has to go through the 'Other passport holders channel' when she comes into the country.

When she gets to the obviously not ethnically British immigration officer the conversation goes like this:-

Immigration;  How long are you here for?
Mother;-       How long are you here for?.....    I've lived her for 50+ years, how long have you lived here?

The brighter ones usually back down at that point  -  I feel desperately sorry for the ones not bright enough to give up then and there!      

RR.

[f0xxee]

How to get thru Aussie Customs:

(I am an Aussie Citizen but for many years traveled on my UK passport. And had long hair.)

Step one: Sit in Urinal class as far back as possible on a red eye flight arriving EARLY in the morning.
Step two: Tune a hostesss, charm her, buy a drink and offer her 100 dollars. She wont have change
Step three: Ask her to let you book them up and give you change later.
Step four: Get seriously drunk. But be a GOOD drunk. Well mannered and respectful. Sit stand and roll over as requested.
Step 5 Disembark at Bris-vegas and feel the alcohol go fucking nutso in your body the minute you deplane and the change in climate/time and pressure all hit you at once.
Step Six: As you reach immigtation counter yell: "Nothing to declare SIR!"(yes I know... wrong counter) and go to place bottle of Duty Free Mount Gay Rum on the Immigration Counter.
Miss the counter with the bottle by a good meter and watch it smash on the floor.
Watch them stamp your passport and tell you to piss off you hippy moron.

Or not..... But i did it inadvertantly once and it was the ONLY time I arrived in Bris Vegas without Immigration trouble.