Behavior in bars in BKK & Pattaya?

[Guest]

A friend of mine is meeting me in BKK in January and he has a mild interest in going into a LB bar and I€™m new to them in BKK and Pattaya too, so I would like to get a true idea what to expect. I have read the forums for awhile and get mixed ideas of what to expect. In one idea, I expect them to be€¦..You walk by and they pretty much drag you in and you have anywhere from 2-6 girls at you, trying to get with you. Everything from kissing, groping and fully making out goes on with pretty much nothing held back. In other readings, there is mild touchy feely stuff going on, and there are conversations, with their ultimate goal to be bar fined out. I spoke to one fellow last week that said nearly every time he goes into one of the bars in Nana, the LB€™s are pawing all over him, rubbing his cock and pretty much giving him a handjob, all this before he has even decided this particular girl is going to be bar fined out. Is it this wild or is he exaggerating. My friend is pretty laid back, this may be a bit too much to introduce him too right away€¦.haha. Is it wilder in either BKK or in Pattaya? Do the various bars matter too? Which is the wildest bars? I know people claim Kings have the best girls, but I have seen some beautiful girls in Nana bars and down in Pattaya too. Please, put the ego aside€¦..hahaha and give the straight scoop on the behavior in the clubs.
Thanks,
Chu Chu

[Stewart]

I have read the forums for awhile and get mixed ideas of what to expect. In one idea, I expect them to be€¦..You walk by and they pretty much drag you in and you have anywhere from 2-6 girls at you, trying to get with you. Everything from kissing, groping and fully making out goes on with pretty much nothing held back. In other readings, there is mild touchy feely stuff going on, and there are conversations, with their ultimate goal to be bar fined out. I spoke to one fellow last week that said nearly every time he goes into one of the bars in Nana, the LB€™s are pawing all over him, rubbing his cock and pretty much giving him a handjob, all this before he has even decided this particular girl is going to be bar fined out. Is it this wild or is he exaggerating.

If you let it happen, it will happen....if you are a woos, it will happen.

If you call the mamasan over and buy her a drink and tell the girls you want to drink alone for 10 mins, much less likely to happen.

If one sits down beside you and you don't want her to, just completely ignore her, look at the girls on stage and smile and wink at them. The one beside you will soon get the message.

Failing that, tell them to fuck off and have a nice day!

PS - If one does sit down beside you and you buy her a drink, she is yours.....none of the other girls will then approach you......so buying one a drink is a big step.

[Stewart]

PS - If one does sit down beside you and you buy her a drink, she is yours.....none of the other girls will then approach you......so buying one a drink is a big step.

And, even worse, don't buy Stogie a drink......fucking sat with me for hours last time I did that, could not get rid of him

[kahuna]

How much was his bar fine?    

Follow Stewart's advice...

Maybe start at the new Guess Bar on Soi 1...much more laid back and user friendly I understand...

In my opinion Obsessions has the best girls...but opinions vary...

You also might want to post your trip dates on the Calendar Forum and maybe meet up with someone who has been there before...A great help on my first visit...

kahuna

[Guest]

Also if you meet up with the some of the regulars in my case the monkey man and snick , the girls do know them and you tend to get some space.

The advice given is sound by the guys here and try not to look like a newbie if thats possible.

its like a kid let loose in a candy factory

[69billy]

LBs and GGs in bars can smell the newbie 100miles away...They  will know from your body  language...(i wos a newbie once)...
Just try to act cool ..Think your sellf as Fonzi, be cool and confident...They will live you alone, but if you act like a kid in a candy store ,they will be all over you..and asking for silly money.

[Guest]

kahuna"s nailed it. the guess bar is just perfect for first timers

[Guest]

and old farts(me)as well

[Guest]

(69billy @ Dec. 09 2006,18:59) LBs and GGs in bars can smell the newbie 100miles away...They  will know from your body  language...(i wos a newbie once)...
Just try to act cool ..Think your sellf as Fonzi, be cool and confident...They will live you alone, but if you act like a kid in a candy store ,they will be all over you..and asking for silly money.

My error first up had a plan but lost it this time i know what expect.

[PigDogg]

If you're looking for relaxed Guess in BKK and Sally's in Jomtien, and Didi's in Pattaya are good choices.

Note Sally's has about 50% ladyboys and Didi's is mostly genetic girls.

[Guest]

(69billy @ Dec. 09 2006,17:59) LBs and GGs in bars can smell the newbie 100miles away...They  will know from your body  language...(i wos a newbie once)...
Just try to act cool ..Think your sellf as Fonzi, be cool and confident...They will live you alone, but if you act like a kid in a candy store ,they will be all over you..and asking for silly money.

Oh I'm sure they can smell a newbie from far away, but there is a difference between being friendly and being obnoxious towards someone. In both Brazil and Mexico, they are on your lap, flashing their boobs at you playing touchy feely with your cock and just overall teasing you enough to get barfined out for the night. I just don't want them scaring the hell out of my buddy. I can't wait to see him sit down and have a stunner start manhandling him and see his utter reaction. When I was in Mexico last year, I watched a newbie one night and it was the funniest thing I ever saw. He sat there with a look of fright and the LB was soooo hot, he looked like he could either cum one minute or start to cry the next. But she was really aggresive too! WIth y buddy, it's an issue of "introducing" him to this new form of entertainment. He will never be gay, but he is interested enough to say he will check it out. Like I was, he's fascinated in the girls (female bodies with cocks) plus he loves the look they exhibit, and like me, he loves big fake boobs..haha. He is just not interested getting overly physical with them, but the idea of oral interaction is has him interested, so going to the bars to barfine one out. It's pretty sad though if you think about it, the LB's are better looking than the actual women. You would think some of the women would step it up a notch so their counterparts weren't outdoing them in the looks department. Thanks for the advice, he has been reading the messags you people have posted. I tried to get him to go online and set up an account, but he's afraid someone will find out. I was like so what, but I'm not married either and dont really care either way too....haha
Chu Chu

[stogie bear]

(Stewart @ Dec. 09 2006,11:51)

PS - If one does sit down beside you and you buy her a drink, she is yours.....none of the other girls will then approach you......so buying one a drink is a big step.

And, even worse, don't buy Stogie a drink......fucking sat with me for hours last time I did that, could not get rid of him  

I kept hinting, too. Nothing was working that night!

[Guest]

Stogie - good comeback!

[69billy]

(nhscotsman @ Dec. 09 2006,20:10) [b]. He will never be gay,

Far as I know there is no gays in this board....

[daveduke007]

(jungleland @ Dec. 09 2006,10:02) and old farts(me)as well  

But your young in mind eh Jungleland  

Great meeting you pal

P.S.
I did not notice I had gone past 1000 posts, do I qualify for a free beer Stogie

Dave...