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  • Kahuna has great taste in girls so wait until he picks one, then when he goes to the bathroom barfine her and take her back to your hotel.
    "Snick, You Sperm Too Much" - Anon

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    • I tried to do that to you last night but you wouldn't leave the damn table...
      "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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      • Welcome to the Forum Rich.........lots of Pearls of wisdom to be found here and a fair few nuggets......

        However, like everyone else you will drop the odd bollock...........but you learn quick.....good luck!

        My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......

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        • Thanks for the help all, most likely ill be travelling in early July I think as its my 21st birthday in June so I think its time to broaden my horizons somewhat.

          It should be nice to have a different kind of rain then the continual dreary sort of rain here in uk although I cannot stay to long as I have to get back for the cricket season as there is nothing I enoy more than playing cricket (although that may well change while im there) in which case I plan to be back the year after aswell.

          Quick question: is it fairly easy to tell someones age from their ID card.

          Just looked at the prices and itsbetween £900 - £1000 on many airlines ive looked at, does anyone have any suggestions to a good airline, Thanks

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          • Your 21st birthday surrounded by Ladyboys in Pattaya - what do you intend doing for the rest of your life?

            BTW as you quote costs in £s I assume you are one of us (and I don't mean )

            Signed one very jealous, envious old git - good on you my son!
            You, you and you hold fire - everyone else come with me - attributed to US Marine Recruiting Sargent WW2.

            You, you and you cum on me - everyone else hold fire - attributed to Porn Actor/Director Alexandra in 1992

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            • Rich:
              Welcome to the board and I hope that you enjoy it here as much as I have! If you are not sure about the card ask at the reception desk. If your love of the evening does not have her card or it has been lost, stolen, left in her loom eaten by her fathers water buffalo, that is a big alarm that the lovely is probably underage. Smile and move on gently as she could really be of age and her ID could have been lost, stolen, left in her loom eaten by her fathers water buffalo!

              By the way to also answer your first post about the weather and other things just remember rain is wet and to watch it from inside a beer bar or other such establishment with a fine lovely, it gets hot and humid outside better to be inside the air conditioned beer bar or other such establisment with a fine lovely, you will get scamed and it is just part of the experience and adventure of the LOS. Just smile and learn not to do that again! Also meet the BM's and do not buy either Snick or Kahuna drinks and save your money to buy johnnydiver drinks Have a great time and post a trip report on you experiences.
              Seize the day because tomorrow is never promised!


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              • Qatar have flights from £490 on the 1st of july for a fortnight, and for direct flights Thai are at £660 and Eva @ £695

                Try Travelsupermarket.com or Netflights.
                seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!

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                • If the year on the ID is 2533 or earlier then she's legal assuming it's really her ID.

                  Whichever airline you fly make sure to register for their frequent flyer program. A free flight in the future may come in handy.

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                  • Welcome to the board

                    Don't worry about buying Snick drinks he will do that for you, Kahuna well he just buys drinks and never remembers who paid for them as he gets a little side tracked when a ladyboy walks past....

                    All joking apart the BM"s in this thread alone are a bunch of good guys so if you do meet up with them you will be in good company.
                    Cheers

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                    • My advice would be:

                      All that is posted is opinions
                      Some BM's post who have been here - some have never left their own back yard
                      Thailand is always changing so listen to the guys who either live here or have been here within the last 90 days.
                      Everyone is different - if we all liked the same one she would be in hospital!
                      Do you want a piece of meat for sex or something more?
                      Prostitution is illegal in Thailand BUT it is everywhere.
                      Prostitution - look up the definition in Wikpedia/Dictionary. They do for money. It is business.
                      Kahuna has it correct - fall in love and the fall out of love as she leaves.

                      Last hint: Big Head has more common sense than little head. Little head has more pleasure than big head!

                      Up to you!

                      Enjoy and keep your guard. Have a good trip

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                      • Welcome aboard mate

                        Even tho it seems you have all the good info you need from some BMs and you did get lots of good stuff................still not a bad idea to search around in all the forum sections and threads for other great advice and tits, err tips

                        Days of great readings there, cheers and have fun
                        You Live and You Learn -- Hopefully!

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                        • Hello everyone! I have been lurking in the background for awhile now. I love reading all the BM€™s trip reports and learning the tricks of the trade from the experience of the seasoned ladyboy hunters.

                          I figure life is way to short to just read about all the wonderful times you guys are having over there, so this June I will travel to the wonderful land of the lady boy.

                          I have been there before but the experience was not that enjoyable because I was on deployment with the US Marines. However, I am now a civilian so I am free to do what ever I like. And this time I will partake in all the delights I was denied on my former trips. I know this is like 5 months in advance, but if any BMs would like to meet up for a couple beers down in Pattaya let me know.

                          Also, I know it is hard to predict what talent will be on the scene in 5 months but I was wondering if someone could recommend a girl to bust my ladyboy cherry.
                          I would like a girl that enjoys partying and drinking, has a nice set of bolt-ons, average size functional tool and can top.

                          Any recommendations or advice is greatly appreciated. I look forward to hearing your replies. Thank you.

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                          • Your question is a hard one to answer, given the multiple factors of chemistry, physical appearance, personality, etc...

                            If you just want the largest tool available, then check the Pattaya forum, or I believe Juri's post in the Pic Post forum within the past week mentioned a girl whom many consider to be one of the largest in Patts.

                            However, if you're 5 months away I would suggest you browse around and really don't make any hard decisions until you're on the ground. You'll find, as everyone always says, the best laid plans get blown to the wind!
                            I'm a rough-ridin', hootin' and hollerin', ladyboy lovin' cowboy! Bang bang yer dead!!!

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                            • your deployment, was it cobra gold, or from a carrier?

                              Are you going in June?

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                              • Yes my deployments were cobra gold. And yes I am coming to Pattaya in June.

                                But not on deployment, I am no longer in the military so I am going to be able to do all the things I always wanted to do while in Pattaya.

                                When I was there in the past I always had to follow so many stupid rules. Like curfews, drinking limits, and also had to work long hours during the day.

                                So this is going to a totally new expierence for me.

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