on the way...grass!

[kahuna]

(donnnnnny @ Jan. 20 2009,03:43)

(kahuna @ Jan. 19 2009,09:55) Mr. Cleverman...damn I like that...is not being smart-assed and is telling you true...

We can't read your post...

You need to break up your long posts into paragraphs to make it easier to read...

Sorry, but just a word of advice if you want replies to your questions...

Try again...Copy the original and re post and break it up

Edit:  And if the word "grass" refers to ganja...wacky weed...marijuana...etc...you're a loony tune...
Carry lots and lots of cash to pay off the cops when you get caught...

Everyone is hurting for baht in LOS now and those most in need will do just about anything to get a little extra...
That includes the cops, your hotel maid and the dealers...

SO   your telling me this post is not about  grammer and punctuation?
Get real  give the newbys a break fuck of and leave them alone

No it's absolutely not about grammar and punctuation...Those are your words...all I suggested he do was to break the one long paragraph up into smaller units...I'm sorry if that is beyond your grasp to understand...

My original post is solely about breaking his post into smaller paragraphs to make it easier to read...Something on the order of PigDogg's post...I suppose you can read that...

And it wasn't rude...it was a suggestion...

And I also suppose you would advise him to go ahead and try and buy drugs in LOS...

You are truly a dumb fuck sometimes...

[Guest]

Thanks for the support,especially donnnny. Perhaps i have read a little too much into some of the comments and will just be a bit more hardskinned,I will give as good as i get.
Some of the replies gave me a little more confidence about writing the planned trip report so i will go ahead with it and try my best.
I guess none of the comments were meant to be insulting and i will just have to get into the vibe of the sarcasm. So cheers you guys and hopefully somebody may be round for a beer in the next couple of days. Slainte.

[johnlbx]

Back on topic.... I'd find a report on the African experiences you had to be very interesting.

[robbo]

im chipping in here to, is this forum where all the english teachers hang out to check on peoples grammar? leave the guy alone,i think his original post was good content,and hes even got some new info for outside LOS, which is rare.the guys hada 4 year break,his story sounds just like mine,i was due to get married here in the uk and was hangin up my mongerin boots/condoms/whips and then all went out the window.so ive been saved and so has he we, should rejoice and wellcome...................may the mongering continue

[robbo]

btw Wantcock re: grass while in pattaya i smoke with my regular gg friend but its cool i never carry it or buy and cautious where n when we use. my advice if u want to find a lb or gg thats into it and go that route. you can buy on beach road PTY but id advise against it,be cautious.er on that side,i know its only dope but this is LOS dont make yourself open to others who may see you as a soft target but im sure you know this.

[Guest]

(robbo @ Jan. 20 2009,04:26) btw Wantcock  re: grass while in pattaya i smoke with my regular gg friend but its cool i never carry it or buy and cautious where n when we use. my advice if u want to find a lb or gg thats into it and go that route. you can buy on beach road PTY but id advise against it,be cautious.er on that side,i know its only dope but this is LOS  dont make yourself open to others who may see you as a soft target but im sure you know this.

Thank you my friend for your support and info.

[robbo]

no probs mate,have a good one on your return to LOS,you may find it where you left off prior to you gg relationship,then again you may have been there n done it and think its not for you anymore...................only one way to find out.

[jimslim]

Maybe we should re-name this the elocution thread

[donnnnnny]

(kahuna @ Jan. 20 2009,03:56)

(donnnnnny @ Jan. 20 2009,03:43)

(kahuna @ Jan. 19 2009,09:55) Mr. Cleverman...damn I like that...is not being smart-assed and is telling you true...

We can't read your post...

You need to break up your long posts into paragraphs to make it easier to read...

Sorry, but just a word of advice if you want replies to your questions...

Try again...Copy the original and re post and break it up

Edit:  And if the word "grass" refers to ganja...wacky weed...marijuana...etc...you're a loony tune...
Carry lots and lots of cash to pay off the cops when you get caught...

Everyone is hurting for baht in LOS now and those most in need will do just about anything to get a little extra...
That includes the cops, your hotel maid and the dealers...

SO   your telling me this post is not about  grammer and punctuation?
Get real  give the newbys a break fuck of and leave them alone

No it's absolutely not about grammar and punctuation...Those are your words...all I suggested he do was to break the one long paragraph up into smaller units...I'm sorry if that is beyond your grasp to understand...

My original post is solely about breaking his post into smaller paragraphs to make it easier to read...Something on the order of PigDogg's post...I suppose you can read that...

And it wasn't rude...it was a suggestion...

And I also suppose you would advise him to go ahead and try and buy drugs in LOS...

You are truly a dumb fuck sometimes...

SO if breaking up one large piece of writing , into smaller paragraphs , then please tell me what that this about if its not about punctuation and grammer,
fuck me your such a fucking member of parliament sometime,
And i stand by what i said, leave the new posters alone, dumm no friendly to new members yes, i want the guy to post his south african report, you on the other hand could'nt give a flying fuck

[dixon cox]

(robbo @ Jan. 19 2009,20:18) im chipping in here to, is this forum where all the english teachers hang out to check on peoples grammar?  leave the guy alone,

As kahuna has explained, nobody mentioned grammar or spelling, only paragraphing and layout.

btw Wantcock  re: grass while in pattaya i smoke with my regular gg friend but its cool i never carry it or buy and cautious where n when we use. my advice if u want to find a lb or gg thats into it and go that route. you can buy on beach road PTY but id advise against it,be cautious.er on that side,i know its only dope but this is LOS  dont make yourself open to others who may see you as a soft target but im sure you know this.

I don't know anyone who's paid a heavy fine to the BIB or spent time in a Thai jail for poor paragraphs, grammar or spelling...

Drugs however... 

[katoeylover]

yes, I am more worried about that than the Punctuation and Grammer

Wantcock - be very, very careful with any of that shit

[sev7en]

interesting point. Love your work, kl.

[gizmo]

Wondered when you'd arrive?

[abba]

... but its cool i never carry it or buy ...

OK, so a farang tourist is not putting cash directly in the hands of a ganja salesman.
If under questioning, a girlfriend reveals that you gave her 500 baht or 300 baht to buy a shirt, or shop at 7/11, or whatever.  
The trouble will be much (or all) the same, as a direct buy, on the tourist's part.

Another point, bribing a "uniformed official" (or any official), or offering a bribe, is on the books, as a punishable offense.
But when they mention money, do not waste any time. They lose face. And the sums, are almost guaranteed to increase, as the clock ticks.

Food for thought, do policemen have GG fuck-buddies who work as prostitutes? You bet.
And when the time of the month comes, when the policeman's car payment is due, and the wallet comes up short:
That time of the month is a good time, to squeeze some money out of a falang.  

Is it fair, that a tourist, can get squeezed like this?
If you are sure about the answer to that question, then you are probably wrong.

As a non-Thai, it takes almost nothing to be put (or put oneself) in a "catch 22" situation.
If one has not realized this, a rude awakening could be waiting around any corner.

[pacman]

(wantcock @ Jan. 20 2009,04:04) I guess none of the comments were meant to be insulting and i will just have to get into the vibe of the sarcasm.

I was happy to read that wantcock, this forum will be quick to give blunt advice but straight out wankers are given short shrift.

And I was not concerned with your grammar, we get to read far worse every day, my complaint was about having to wade through the wall of type. And yes, I was blunt, but it's not my go to attack new posters.

I was new myself not that long ago but rather be offended by some negative comments, I chose to give back what I got. The detractors soon tire of the game, peace returns once more.

Donnnnnny is very passionate about perceived slights, I love his motives, didn't exactly agree with him this time but for those interested - can you believe he & kahuna are old drinking buddies who have a long friendship of whoring together?

It doesn't read like that but this place is full of contradictions & surprises. Both fine chaps who will be the first to come to your aid, in the meantime don't expect them to be overly polite here on the forum.

As for the advice that has been offered to you, I would hazard a guess that should you be sprung with dope, that will cost you a minimum of 100,000 baht. That will need to be paid to whoever nabs you, don't worry, they will take you to the hotel so you can get your ATM card then escort you to the bank.

Refuse & you will be up for much more, plus they tell me Thai jails are a dreadful experience.

That advice alone must be worth getting upset for, where else can you receive such a priceless education for nothing?