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  • #16
    A lot of people have made jokes, stupid remarks, and generally belittled a post from a confused and no-doubt scared guy, who only came here looking for advice. Shame on you all!!

    Acoolbreeze your post deserves a more serious and considered reply, especially when the consequences of a poorly made decision can be so dire...

    Natalie and I were your average, heterosexual 'couple next door' before we came to Thailand and met our first ladyboy... Me tending the garden and working in the shed most weekends, while Natalie busied herself dutifully toiling in the kitchen. Baking stuff... in aprons...

    On our first visit to the beautiful 'Land of Smiles' however we accidentally happened to find ourselves in Soi 6 in Pattaya. As we were walking in the evening, enjoying the cooling of the day Natalie tripped in her heels and landed bum up directly in front of a little establishment signposted as 'Hi Boss'.

    As I helped Natalie to her feet a group of tall women approached from the establishment to assist her to her, we though "what lovely and helpful girls!€ The ushered us in so they could take care of Natalie's bleeding knee, and fetched us both a refreshing drink.

    As we enjoyed the ambience of the bar, and the company of the helpful strangers, two of the 'girls' suggested Natalie may like to rest in one of the opulent rooms apparently located above the bar. Feeling slightly flushed, she accepted.

    This is not where this sordid tale ends however, not by a long way! No sooner had Natalie reclined in the somewhat less than salubrious surrounds, when both the 'girls' appeared to lose their innocent demeanours... As they both reclined on the bed with us, they suggested we all become a little more comfortable... Then all of a sudden, and to our utter horror, they raised their skirts to reveal giant pulsating cocks which emerged flagpole-like from the confines of their improbably tiny panties!

    As we sat there shocked and stunned, they readily took advantage of our naivety and proceeded to fuck us both with total abandon, and even less respect for our consent€¦

    Now our newbie friend we are ruined individuals, living poor and sordid lives, where the gloom is punctuated only by infrequent trips back to the scene of our demise...

    Beware Acoolbreeze, mess with ladyboys and in the blink of an eye you can go from hetero, to a total cocksucking taking it in the ass freak€¦      

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    • #17
      (kahuna @ Aug. 18 2008,18:14)
      (bigmick22 @ Aug. 15 2008,03:51) Not sure why I'm in such a belligerent mood tonight
      The answer is the USA Mate...You're gonna catch the dreaded Kahuna disease if your not careful...

      An excerpt from the Kahuna diary dated Monday, August 18, 2008...The War of the BKK Sidewalks...

      Today I thought a nice lunch at the food court at Topps Market under Robinsons at Soi 17 or so was a good choice...And I based that decision on the fact that it is Monday in BKK...the vendor free sidewalk day...Bullfuckingshit...

      On the short walk down I was accosted by 5 pair of black uniformed female thugs carrying clip boards shouting, "Where you from Mister?"  To which I give my standard Panzerporn reply with a smile, "I'm from Fuck Off.  Where are you from?"  ...I was successful once, although not during this walk, when one, after she realized what I had said,  told me to get fucked and chased after me...luckily her partner convinced her that it was not in her best interest to beat a belligerent farang about the head with her clip board and she backed off...

      However on this day, no such luck, but I was nearly beat up by a strange man in a turban who wanted to make a suit of clothing for me and wouldn't move out of my way until I puched him aside...Apparently he figured if he could beat me bloody, I would be forced to buy some new clothes...But on this day, I escaped...Sorry, Indian Dude...No sale...

      Five Tuk Tuk drivers, of course parked legally on the sidewalk, attempted to show me photos of ugly fat naked girls for some strange reason...I have never stopped to chat with them, so I have no idea what their purpose is...Nor the fat naked girls either...

      I also encountered a half dozen or so Thais sitting on their haunches at the narrowest parts of the sidewalk shaking cups with small change and Waiing me to death...If they hold the cup still long enough, I like to practice my goal kick...And another half dozen very large corpulent women dressed in black from head to toe who appeared to have eaten their domesticated two-toed pets...and who are usually accompanied by children and husbands of varying sizes...

      To further complicate my journey, I was confronted by the traditional Thai meandering walk style...Thai's for some unknown reason cannot walk in a straight line...I wonder how they pass sobriety tests...Simple...they never need to...

      And finally, one ladyboy hooker standing by the bus stop, who smiled and said hello...and I, of course smiled back...

      After lunch I couldn't force myself to run the course in reverse, so I took BTS back to Nana and the security of my hotel room...

      My final count was 28 annoying  obnoxious offensive unpleasant and objectionable sidewalk blocks and one ladyboy hooker...

      Please forgive me for taking this important thread off topic (although I not certain now just what the topic is) but I can only suggest from my brief walk today that the ladyboy hookers and their farang lovers appear to be losing the war of the sidewalks...

      Cheers,

      Kahuna


      Enjoyed that one~~


      Azza


      A worthy trip report

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      • #18


        perth_couple, I almost pissed myself laughing. Good writing that how it develops from the openning , to it vivid/graphic drscriptions ...

        brilliant

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        • #19
          You never get treatment like that on the NHS!
          You, you and you hold fire - everyone else come with me - attributed to US Marine Recruiting Sargent WW2.

          You, you and you cum on me - everyone else hold fire - attributed to Porn Actor/Director Alexandra in 1992

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          • #20
            (perth_couple @ Aug. 18 2008,19:50) A lot of people have made jokes, stupid remarks, and generally belittled a post from a confused and no-doubt scared guy, who only came here looking for advice. Shame on you all!!

            Acoolbreeze your post deserves a more serious and considered reply, especially when the consequences of a poorly made decision can be so dire...

            Natalie and I were your average, heterosexual 'couple next door' before we came to Thailand and met our first ladyboy... Me tending the garden and working in the shed most weekends, while Natalie busied herself dutifully toiling in the kitchen. Baking stuff... in aprons...

            On our first visit to the beautiful 'Land of Smiles' however we accidentally happened to find ourselves in Soi 6 in Pattaya. As we were walking in the evening, enjoying the cooling of the day Natalie tripped in her heels and landed bum up directly in front of a little establishment signposted as 'Hi Boss'.

            As I helped Natalie to her feet a group of tall women approached from the establishment to assist her to her, we though "what lovely and helpful girls!€ The ushered us in so they could take care of Natalie's bleeding knee, and fetched us both a refreshing drink.

            As we enjoyed the ambience of the bar, and the company of the helpful strangers, two of the 'girls' suggested Natalie may like to rest in one of the opulent rooms apparently located above the bar. Feeling slightly flushed, she accepted.

            This is not where this sordid tale ends however, not by a long way! No sooner had Natalie reclined in the somewhat less than salubrious surrounds, when both the 'girls' appeared to lose their innocent demeanours... As they both reclined on the bed with us, they suggested we all become a little more comfortable... Then all of a sudden, and to our utter horror, they raised their skirts to reveal giant pulsating cocks which emerged flagpole-like from the confines of their improbably tiny panties!

            As we sat there shocked and stunned, they readily took advantage of our naivety and proceeded to fuck us both with total abandon, and even less respect for our consent€¦

            Now our newbie friend we are ruined individuals, living poor and sordid lives, where the gloom is punctuated only by infrequent trips back to the scene of our demise...

            Beware Acoolbreeze, mess with ladyboys and in the blink of an eye you can go from hetero, to a total cocksucking taking it in the ass freak€¦      
            That story really brought a tear to my eye. Bloody marvellous

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            • #21
              acoolbreeze,
              your apparent 'sexuality' is the halfway point between whatever sexually deviant acts you've tried and how much often you intend to do it.

              Now, no decent lady would allow you a free ride if you're not going to get them off. I say, suck it- there's nothing gay about pleasing a lady.
              Now a SUPER sister!

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              • #22
                A lot of people have made jokes, stupid remarks, and generally belittled a post from a confused and no-doubt scared guy, who only came here looking for advice. Shame on you all!!

                Acoolbreeze your post deserves a more serious and considered reply, especially when the consequences of a poorly made decision can be so dire...

                Natalie and I were your average, heterosexual 'couple next door' before we came to Thailand and met our first ladyboy... Me tending the garden and working in the shed most weekends, while Natalie busied herself dutifully toiling in the kitchen. Baking stuff... in aprons...

                On our first visit to the beautiful 'Land of Smiles' however we accidentally happened to find ourselves in Soi 6 in Pattaya. As we were walking in the evening, enjoying the cooling of the day Natalie tripped in her heels and landed bum up directly in front of a little establishment signposted as 'Hi Boss'.

                As I helped Natalie to her feet a group of tall women approached from the establishment to assist her to her, we though "what lovely and helpful girls!€ The ushered us in so they could take care of Natalie's bleeding knee, and fetched us both a refreshing drink.

                As we enjoyed the ambience of the bar, and the company of the helpful strangers, two of the 'girls' suggested Natalie may like to rest in one of the opulent rooms apparently located above the bar. Feeling slightly flushed, she accepted.

                This is not where this sordid tale ends however, not by a long way! No sooner had Natalie reclined in the somewhat less than salubrious surrounds, when both the 'girls' appeared to lose their innocent demeanours... As they both reclined on the bed with us, they suggested we all become a little more comfortable... Then all of a sudden, and to our utter horror, they raised their skirts to reveal giant pulsating cocks which emerged flagpole-like from the confines of their improbably tiny panties!

                As we sat there shocked and stunned, they readily took advantage of our naivety and proceeded to fuck us both with total abandon, and even less respect for our consent€¦

                Now our newbie friend we are ruined individuals, living poor and sordid lives, where the gloom is punctuated only by infrequent trips back to the scene of our demise...

                Beware Acoolbreeze, mess with ladyboys and in the blink of an eye you can go from hetero, to a total cocksucking taking it in the ass freak€¦
                LOL

                I hope this will happen to my wife and me when we'll be visiting!

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                • #23
                  "Good luck with your confused state of mind. Read this forum for a couple of days and you'll be healed of your gayness!"-Stogie

                  Yep, no fags here. Nothing but a bunch good'ol straight boys and girls chasing the snatch, like god intended.

                  Just keep telling yourself, "I''m not gay, I'm not gay. . ."
                  "Bankin' off of the northeast wind
                  Salin' on a summer breeze
                  And skippin' over the ocean, like a stone."
                  -Harry Nilsson

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