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  • #16
    (Bumpa STIKKA @ Jun. 13 2010,00:08) On the one hand it's not easy being an England fan when your team is made up of a bunch of spoiled cunts who prefer to be on the front page of the red tops rather than the back page (exceptions are James, Lampard, Crouch) but knowing that Scotland will be glued to the screen hoping for us to fail makes it a lot easier to be a fan!

     

    Thank fuck the groups are only 4 teams each....that means I only have to buy 3 football shirts to watch the games with before England get knocked out!  
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    • #17
      (seamus @ Jun. 12 2010,23:51) I would like to see England win the world cup, just to get the media off the players backs, but & the big but is, West Ham won the one & only world cup for England, so I'd like it to stay that way  

      & When Ireland , or any of the other Celtic nations are not at the world cup ( which is most of the time) I normally support the good old US of A.
      West Ham won the world cup???FFS-the last time I heard that one was Alf  Garnett circa '67.


        Here's one for you-serious quiz question-4 World cup winners born in greater Manchester-name them...all footballers BTW-not a trick question...

       I'll give you the first one   Nobby Stiles b.collyhurst 1942

       

       One of the answers is NOT bobby Charlton-england 's only world class player in'66, and United legend.

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      • #18
        (travis bickle @ Jun. 13 2010,13:42) bobby Charlton-england 's only world class player in'66, and United legend.
        I was Jesting with the "West Ham" winning the world cup, but with this statement you must be taking the piss.................... Bobby Moore & Gordon Banks not world class then ?
        Be lucky,have fun & stay young !

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        • #19
          (seamus @ Jun. 13 2010,23:10)
          (travis bickle @ Jun. 13 2010,13:42) bobby Charlton-england 's only world class player in'66, and United legend.
          I was Jesting with the "West Ham" winning the world cup, but with this statement you must be taking the piss.................... Bobby Moore & Gordon Banks not world class then ?
          I was paraphrasing bobby's brother Jack.He said Bobby was England's only true world class player.I agree.I saw Bobby Moore play several times,a great player yes,but world class,i doubt it.
          The term "world class "is overused I think.Ive heard it said many times,if Duncan Edward had lived,you would never have heard of Mr R. Moore.Gordon Banks,great goalie ,world class ?Yes-I'd say so,as good as any in the world in his time.But do goalies count?

          any idea on the World cup winners Seamus?

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          • #20
            (travis bickle @ Jun. 13 2010,15:19) I saw Bobby Moore play several times,a great player yes,but world class,i doubt it.
            The term "world class "is overused I think.Ive heard it said many times,if Duncan Edward had lived,you would never have heard of Mr R. Moore.

            any idea on the World cup winners Seamus?
            Pele once said Bobby Moore was the greatest defender he had ever played against, to Me that means world class.
            You must have see Mexico 70, England-Brazil, not a world class performance from Bobby ?

            As for the winners, too early to tell, enjoying it as always mind you, even if the opening games have been a little shite
            Be lucky,have fun & stay young !

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            • #21

              Bobby Moore was a legend , there was a great documentary about him on BBC4 last week even George Best said he found it hard to get the better of him .

              Back to the topic on hand , actually I don't mind England , I like the team , my team play in the premiership so if none of the Irish teams make it (and we usually don't !) I have a soft spot for England .

              What I do hate though is the bias of the English press and media , these guys set the team up to let them down , almost as if they want them to fail .

              I had a lot of fun in my local bar last night watching England v USA .

              I was cheering on England in the early stages as I had £6 on fat Frank first goal and England to win 2.0 (I got a sweat for all of 4 mins ! ) .

              After the equalizer I was cheering the good ol' US of A .

              All good fun
              Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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              • #22
                (Stewart @ Jun. 13 2010,15:58) that means I only have to buy 3 football shirts to watch the games with before England get knocked out!  
                A timely reminder to those who dont remember who invented the game.

                The origin of football harks from ancient times. It was all down to a group of English woodsmen up near the border who captured a seemingly raving mad and wild Scotsman , cut his head off, and then started kicking it around and lo and behold the game was born.

                Scots do have there uses after all then.

                Of course the Scots tell it differently

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                • #23


                  Good Story TC
                  Your got yer Mother in a whirl
                  Shes not sure if your a Boy or a Girl

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                  • #24
                    I was almost tempted to join ABE after Bumpa's incediary opening remarks... then decided I would rather join:
                    ABF
                    ABI and
                    ABNZ
                    f0xxee
                     

                    "Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

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                    • #25
                      (seamus @ Jun. 14 2010,01:58)
                      (travis bickle @ Jun. 13 2010,15:19) I saw Bobby Moore play several times,a great player yes,but world class,i doubt it.
                      The term "world class "is overused I think.Ive heard it said many times,if Duncan Edward had lived,you would never have heard of Mr R. Moore.

                      any idea on the World cup winners Seamus?
                      Pele once said Bobby Moore was the greatest defender he had ever played against, to Me that means world class.
                      You must have see Mexico 70, England-Brazil, not a world class performance from Bobby ?

                      As for the winners, too early to tell, enjoying it as always mind you, even if the opening games have been a little shite  
                      Pele is the greatest bullshitter of all time-he undoubtedly would have given a different answer if he was asked the same question in Italy,Germany,France or Spain.
                      Pele always tells 'em what they wanna hear.

                      At the 2002 World cup-he said Nicky Butt was England's best player FFS!

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                      • #26
                        (travis bickle @ Jun. 17 2010,19:00) Pele is the greatest bullshitter of all time-
                        and Georgie Best too I suppose
                        Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage

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                        • #27
                          (guydesavoy @ Jun. 17 2010,22:30)
                          (travis bickle @ Jun. 17 2010,19:00) Pele is the greatest bullshitter of all time-
                          and Georgie Best too I suppose
                          care to explain that one...?

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                          • #28
                            "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." George Best


                            "If i had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele" George Best

                            "In 1969 I gave up woman and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life." George Best

                            "I used to go missing quite alot...Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss world." George Best

                            "I've stopped drinking, but only when I'm sleeping" George Best

                            "He's been very, very lucky, an average player who came into the game when it was short of personalities" George Best, on Kevin Keegan

                            "I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in an European match at Old Trafford" George Best, on Eric Cantona

                            "I spent 90% of my moey on woman and drink. The rest I wasted." George Best

                            "He's not fit to lace my boots as a player." George Best, on Kevin Keegan

                            "He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head the ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's alright" George Best, on David Beckham


                            "I'd have to be superman to do some of the things that I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times." George Best



                            GEORGE BEST aka GENIUS  
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                            • #29
                              Thanks Dave. Some 'entertaining' quotes
                              What a legend on and off the pitch
                              Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage

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                              • #30
                                Another Classic was he was asked why he was on a flight to Vancouver.

                                George said....

                                "i drove past a billboard last week and it said" Drink Canada Dry"

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