Football (Soccer!)

[daveduke007]

Danny Simpson aint that daft as hes shaggin Jo from Emmerdale  

[Grinder]

(daveduke007 @ Apr. 26 2008,01:54) Danny Simpson aint that daft as hes shaggin Jo from Emmerdale  

Roxanne Pallett is absolutely lush... can't beat Emmerdale for a bit of fanny.... oh and the wondrous Tina O'Brien from Corrie (she ever pop into the Duke for a pint and a bag of scratchings Dave?)

PS Dave - when you in LOS again?

[daveduke007]

(Grinder @ Apr. 26 2008,07:04) PS Dave - when you in LOS again?

May 7th

[Grinder]

(daveduke007 @ Apr. 26 2008,12:19)

(Grinder @ Apr. 26 2008,07:04) PS Dave - when you in LOS again?

May 7th  

Great - hopefully I'll be there at the same time. Would be good to say hello and celebrate the title.... (less than two hours to squeaky bum time pt 2)

[daveduke007]

 Will be at the La Bamba Bar defo on the 8th Grinder then moving on to Samui, Phuket and BKK on the 10th

[seanbeag7]

Hey Dave, good luck today mate, i hope you beat Chelski,

[daveduke007]

sean

[jimslim]

Oh dear oh dear

[harley quinn]

Looks like United dropped a Ballack there -

couple of texts to share with you between me and a matess who supports MU

12.30: Today we sew up the title

15.05: I think its much more exciting when things go down to the wire

sometimes supporting Palace is so much less stressful

[daveduke007]

(harley quinn @ Apr. 26 2008,16:14) Looks like United dropped a Ballack there -  

sometimes supporting Palace is so much less stressful

Penalty my fuckin arse

I think supporting Man City would be far less stressful too

[harley quinn]

(daveduke007 @ Apr. 26 2008,17:20) I think supporting Man City would be far less stressful too

There's stress reduction and slipping into a coma!

Perhaps you'll get your revenge in Moscow (does that count as home advantage for Chleski)

[jackc]

MU will win it in the end. This just keeps the football interesting for another couple of weeks, that's all. Come on UNITED.

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(daveduke007 @ Apr. 26 2008,19:20)

(harley quinn @ Apr. 26 2008,16:14) Looks like United dropped a Ballack there -

sometimes supporting Palace is so much less stressful

Penalty my fuckin arse

I think supporting Man City would be far less stressful too

Couldn't agree more - and what about Doris Drogba?

Vidic gets a knee in the chops and Doris's first reaction is the head back, banshee scream beloved by the Ivory chap. Pitiful.

I see there were even fisticuffs between the United non-playing squad members and the Chelsea ground staff during the lads' warm-down. Chavs.

Hammers to fall....

[geezer]

Actung Panzer Schnell Ballack.

Take that you poxy red devils. Amazing what happens when it's 11 on 11 isn't it. I do hope united get cited for pressuring the ref as well. Oh poor baby's.

For the record you will probably win the league but you must worry about the fact Chelsea pushed the self destruct button at the start of the season but will finish on equal points with you. It's probably mind games but Sir Alex does himself no favours telling the world this is his best team. Surely the boys of 99 are a much better squad.

On a different note, SeanBeag please don't call yourself a scoucer, sorry mate but any self respecting Liverpool supporter would know the score. Ask your fellow pool fans where you went wrong and they will explain.

ps any Man United fans will happily share a drink at the guess bar to celebrate the title either way. Still think you'll win but still on a high from todays result. I arrive on the 30th of April, will be the fat cunt sweating a lot.

[Naang Faa]

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