This article today piqued my interest. I have been pretty lucky not getting my luggage stolen at this airport. The only bad thing is my luggage was broken into with the locks bent off and bags entered 4 times on my first two trips to Thailand. Yep, both arrivals and both departures all within 2 years! I'm sure the crime was done at Suvarnabhumi Airport and not my HNL or Narita stopovers. My research right after those 2 crimes surprised me. I typed "airport luggage thefts Suvarnbhumi. Whoa! This airport is not only number one as an the best international tourist destination but also as the number one for airport luggage thefts. From this I concluded SA is a corrupt place to do business. It is a perfect place to rip off tourists. The airport is where all the tourists arrive and depart. They come to these thieves to let them happily take their money and valuables. Like a casino. These 2 thefts really ruined my impression in Thailand, and did disillusion me into thinking this airport and all of Thailand was a shameful criminal country. My first impression still stays with me although less in intensity after 8 visits. I don't think my luggage has ever been invaded elsewhere or so I think. Felt so insulted like some bum burgled my own home. This is not the first time I am reading about Thai airport security catching a real thief in the airport. I think there are way more luggage thefts than have been reported. I think most of them are done by airport security in uniform in the basement. They are fakes who think they are in a candy store. Of course all airports have this problem. There's lots of stealing guys and gals at EVERY airport. Five finger discounts is so popular. It's free and fun.
I did become proactive and researched how to stop these schmucks. In the end I decided to protect myself by wrapping my luggage with Saran Wrap just like the clear plastic wrapping kiosk. I was interested when I first saw this neat trick at the entrance. But there was a long line and costs a small Baht. I was leaving and wanted to leave with the least amount of foreign coin as possible, but enough to buy a pizza before leaving on a long 18 hour trip. I was happy that my Saran wrapping was working on my following trips. But it is indeed troublesome. So I improved my security strategy by testing baggage covers. Samsonite nylon covers were the best. Got medium and large. No small ones for a carry on. They are very light, thin, very strong. After I slip on the cover and fasten the Velcro on the bottom I will wrap several layers of brown mailing tape. Cheap stuff so I wrap it 5 times up and down across the Velcro tabs. Then with a black felt pen I will sign my name across all the layers of tape. Helps to detect if my bags were broken in and the thief tries to replace the tape in the original positions. Very easy to do and this trick does work. My bags have never been broken into again.
BTW I learned this trick from a James Bond movie called Cannonball. Mr. Bond would exit his hotel room and turn around. He pulls out one hair from his head and with a little saliva glues it to the spot where the door and jamb meet. Upon returning he checks the unassuming piece of hair. If still there he will assume nobody entered through the door. If broken somebody gets shot. I still a laugh at this trick. This British Ian Fleming was one of my favorite spy authors before the Internet was invented. He really was a undercover agent for MI6. World War 2 created a lot of heroes who would have gone unnoticed if there was no war.
When these covers first arrived from Amazon.com I added another trick to discourage thieves. I sprayed yellow paint in X patterns over my covers AND even all of my black bags. Haven't sprayed my carry on yet because they look so awful and messy. I like the ugly yellow patterns for 2 reasons. I can instantly find my luggage when they shoot out of the conveyor belt at luggage claims. And thieves are hesitant to be seen walking out with the ugliest luggage in Suvanbhumi Airport or any transportation port for that matter. I always laugh at myself watching every single bag that was black coming out of the conveyor belt. Now I am relaxed knowing I can easily spot my very own bags and that no one will mistakenly take my bags because they all look black. Last December I was pleasantly surprised that SA has sped up their luggage delivery time. They have improved to accommodate the evident explosive arrive of ever increasing numbers of tourist (and their dollars). I hope they will improve their security and continue to do so. I think those STOP CORRUPTION efforts have finally started. I hope that MAFIA FAMILY of relatives has finally been fired and booted out. Or arrested and jailed with all stolen luggage items found. Impossible to find the owners if there is no name and address mailing labels attached to each and every item. Time to refill my label containers. Yours, too.
Funny, if you carefully look at the Canadian girl in the video photo you will notice the bag was pink! She so stupid. She's exactly the kind of schmuck people who are causing this irritating TM30 to be created and enforced. I am now beginning to believe it is a kosher law. The authorities are begging for you understanding. Chan Ocha is really sincere about stopping corruption. He is a GOOD CORRUPT president. Once corruption is finally stopped (haha) I hope he will stop his and Prawit's own. (hahahaha).
If you are too sensitive about ruining your beautiful bags, just remember they are utilitarian tool purposed to contain your valuables between destinations. Once you enter your hotel room they are opened and stored in the closet. You're not going to carry them around everywhere you shop, eat, or go to the beach. Just forgeddaboud 'em.
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