Oh noooooooooo.

[George Pill]

But I thought. Nah. Mo beddah invest in Pacsafe bag.

https://pattayatoday.net/why-your-room-safe-is-not-worth-using/

https://www.pacsafe.com/

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FYI, I never trust ladyboys, managers, or room cleaners. Have you noticed that the 4 numbers you press flash back on the screen before it locks with a beeping sound. Watch out. Anybody can see those numbers and open it when you fall asleep. Ladyboys are very skilled in hiding their true sinister emotions looking for opportunities to steal anything in your room. Once in the Philippines a girl stole a can of port and beans and my little Kodak instamatic camera. Didn't even have her photos in it. Nothing important that I would be embarassed at all. From Pattaya I have had two LBs steal a family sized bottle of Listerine. I yelled very loudly at her at the bar. Never saw her again. It's good they are super sensitive and easy to humiliate. Another stole a half-full squeeze bottle of sun tan lotion. She is already naturally tanned. I have a plan to punish her this winter. Not all Thais seem to think everything is a five-finger discount. One Thai girl was kind enough to return me 3 Baht coins I had forgotten on a pay self washing machine on the same soi where the post office is. I was too eager to walk over to the nice little restaurant 3 doors down which makes the BEST fried rice with the freshest pork so good you could hear the pigs scream.

Never trust a ladyboy or a hotel safe. Not even those hookers of both sexes on Beachwalk. Nice smiles and evil intentions. Be ready to yell at or beat up anyone who tries to steal. Then you'll have a very good time in Thailand or any other nation with beautiful hookers.

[Rockheart]

I don't know why you keep going on about Thai people stealing from you. You worst thing you can even remember is some ladyboys taking your mouthwash?
I'm not clear why you keep saying how bad it is when it has never actually happened?

I've stayed in hotels hundreds of times in Thailand and never been robbed by a maid, a ladyboy or anyone.
I know not to open the safe in front of any guests.
If you are so worried about being robbed it is probably because of where you like to pick up your dates.

Beachwalk is the worst possible place to pick up ladyboys. They are underage, on drugs, diseased or worse.
These are the most likely people to try and rip you off.

There is no reason you should have to beat up anyone.
You constantly talk about beating people up. This will get you killed.

[George Pill]

actually I am angry because anybody stealing little things like mouthwash and a can of pork and beans is capable of stealing my jewelry, money, and passport. At those time they were locked up in my closet and in my hotel safe in Thailand. Now with this news you can "However, the man then presses the €œlock€ button, followed by 999999, and the door opens.

According to the experts €“ the code 0000 is also often used by safe companies as a codebreaker." Whoa!

With this news being read by readers all over the world, it's time to change strategy. That's why I'm showing you pictures of the Pacsafe products. I have several of them and their fanny pack. Gives me great peace of mind. Did you read that article about a hotel maid who was caught stealing from a hotel room she was supposed to clean. Should have cleaned only the rubbish, dirty linen, polished the mirror. All hotel workers are tempted to steal because we tourists have so much money and valuables. They are starving with micro wages of B400 to 500. That silly katoey worked in a bar right next to the Pandora Bar and not on Beachwalk. I always date katoeys on Beachwalk and in BKK, but I am choosy. If she looks drowsy/sleepy or dressed sloppy I just walk on. If i see a "clean" who can answer my questions without acting confused or dishonest I might date her. Being beautiful might enitce me but I try not to buy a book by its cover. I have met some katoeys where were young, honest, pretty, and friendly and ask for only B1K. That's why i like Baitong near the 7-11 next to Central Festival. She loves to kiss and be sucked for 2+ hours and return the next day for another love session. Katoeys working in bars are good BUT they are under pressure to return to their working places in one hour. I don't like this rush-rush slam-bang-thank you, Bro attitude. Paying this barfine B500 is distasteful. They can do a bad job and laugh at you. You can fight this scam by paying them less or nothing. I beat up hookers only when they attempt to intimidate me in threatening manners or try to attack me in violent ways. Don't mistake me for an abusive killer like you read in the papers. I am just a customer-tourist who doesn't like to be ripped off. I want what I paid for and will not let anyone rip me off. Yes, there are really violent hookers in Thailand and everywhere around the world. And yes, I will not hesitate to beat them up if they think I am an easy wimp. Learned that during my 4 years in the Philppines. Just attack me and I will attack you, too. Violent Thais are indeed rare in BKK and Pattaya. I will gladly pay their asking prices if they sell excellent crocodile belts and wallets, serve super delicious food, sew nice shirts with their wonderful craftsmanship. But I will get mad if any Thai or non-Thai thinks they can pull a fast one like the TM30 rule and the doubling of prices of medical services for farang/tourists published yesterday. Yes, the amounts are laughably small, but this is a trend. Next year they may double the fees again. This is extortion.

A funny thing happened to my two years ago in my hotel. someone knocked loudly on my door. As soon as I opened it a big fat tall guy dressed nicely pushed his way though my door. Two maids quickly follow glued to his ass. His was the manager and thought I did something wrong. He eyeballed my room like a narc would, and I thought he was a dumb cop to suspect little old me for doing drugs. He asked me how I liked my room. I had to LOL a year after I recalled this incident that was embarrassing to him. The 2 maids after entry quickly got down on their knees and rifled under the item covered by 2 thick bath towels. Then they immediately yelled, "It's all here!' You should have seen how red-faced this Indian schmuck was. The maid was wondering where I put the coffee pot, cups, and sugar and cream packs, and all the refrigerated beer and soda pop cans. She wanted to clean them and thought I stuffed them into my suitcases and was planning to steal them along with the thick towels. Maybe even find some drugs and anything illegal. No such things were found. I put the cans under the closet shelf because I don't drink beer or pop. I wanted to make room for the water bottles I keep buying from the bars because I don't drink. It's hard to drink all that water and urinate all night. The coffee pots and accessories were also stuffed under the closet because I don't want my guests to steal them. Once I brought a skinny escort to my hotel from the BKK Obsessions and she strangely brought along an empty large tote bag. Why? Were not going shopping. I knew she was planning to steal anything not tied down to the floor. She said to go take a bath. I said to come with me. She said she will wait for me. I grabbed her arm and pulled her into the bathroom. She was whiney and spoiled. I caught her before she could touch anything of mine. The next time I went to that bar, she waved at me to buy her a drink. I pulled out my middle finger and stuck it up to her face. I fooled the fooler. Remember some katoeys are foolers. I am just the antidote.

I love to talk/write about the boys and girls of Pattaya Beachwalk. It's more fun to walk down there than it is on the very crowded and noisy street full of drunks and watching cops chasing drugs dealers. Some like to talk and some don't like to at all. Some are pretty, some very well-dressed like the Nigerian girls who do speak English just as good as Americans. They look very healthy and young. Of course, I wear condoms with every prostitute boy or girl. Even they insist on it which is why I like the Thai hookers. The Beach boys and girls are sincerely friendly unlike half of the ones who call themselves bar girls. They exercise too much phoniness and consistently deliver average or mediocre performance. If I am going to pay them B1000 I demand B1000 of service. I do misjudge the Beach sellers, too, and still refuse to pay them what they asked for. I don't think I am the only one who demands satisfaction. Guys will beat up sellers in ferocious anger. I will beat them up only if they think they can intimidate me or hit me. Tit for tat. I have to laugh at those fools who think just because I am old that I would be an easy target. So understand this. Yes, I can be physically dangerous, but only when others are physically dangerous. Called SELF DEFENSE. All of you should learn it. Always carry a wooden slapper, carpenter's knife, or anything hard enough to stop a fight. Better yet never forget to avoid fights. Fight only when you are attacked and have no where to escape. Every corner a dog only to find out the hard way they can be downright vicious when they think they are going to die. Don't ever believe anybody will perform according to your agreements otherwise you will get disappointed and angry. Just relax and say, "I no like pay you full price. You lied. I pay you only half." If she doesn't agree then you say, "OK. Beat it. I like go to sleep." If she retaliates, just stand closer and scream back into her ears. Don't hit. Hit only after she hits you. Just hit once and back off. If she continues to hit a second time. Repeat your first defensive move with a more forceful harder strike. by then they will know you are not an easy target and will leave. I will escort them down the elevator. Why? Because you never know they will break into another room and steal or break the mirrors in the elevator. I'm serious. Hookers are not normal people, and one should never assume they are.

Crag, I know you love ladyboys. I just like to like them. If they really like me and do what they promise, I will gladly reciprocate with the price we negotiated plus an extra tip. If they think they can fool me I will fool them back. That's business. I understand bar workers are under pressure to perform as many tricks as possible and that they are trained by the owner all about the dirty tricks of ripping off customers. Happens in the Philippines, Taiwan, Japan, Korea, etc. I was surprised when someone said they must pay a bar fine for each of the vacation days they take to go home and visit their relatives. That's downright SLAVERY. That's exactly what a Beachwalk katoey told me why she doesn't like to work in bars. "Too many rules." In another case I say a ladyboy sunning on the front steps of King's Bar one morning. I asked her join me for breakfast. Instead she said, "I can't. You have to bar fine me first." I was dumbstruck. First time I learned it was a 24 hours job and also 7 days a week. It's non-stop! Now I realize why nations all across the world are cracking down on prostitution. It is indeed sexual slavery. Sexual bondage. Sexual abuse. They don't actually love this profession. They can't make money to eat, live, and survive on a standard government wage. What can they do otherwise? This is why I still think Chan-Ocha is going to stop sex slavery once and for all. He just needs to find an alternative form of work for everybody who becomes jobless after he stops the skin business. I predict it will go underground to the already formed online dating sights. Personally I don't trust them because anybody can substitute a pretty face instead of their own. Even a pretty large hard cock. I would prefer the ladyboy nude masturbation and fucking websites like because you know how big they are and how well they can perform. Even got their email and LINE addresses. Even their phone numbers. Don't call them from your home. Wait until you arrive in Thailand. They don't like you wasting their time with compliments or future dates to meet. They want NOW! Took me a few second to understand the NOW answers I was getting and LOL when I finally understood. Ladyboy certainly can be funny. Yes, I like Katoeys. Even love them, too, if they sincerely love me back. Whenever I get into physical fights with ladyboys, it because they started it. BTW I had only one fight across the street from the Beachwalk 7-11. She attacked me. She probably learned the hard way what a Hawaiian punch is. Other "fights" were mostly yelling and loud threats. Funny how some with try to scare you they will call the cops. I say, "Go ahead." The cops will not arrest me. They will arrest her. Prostitution is illegal. If she says I would not pay, I would just say, "Prostitution is ILLEGAL!" No money got transferred. It's still in my pocket. So hahahaha. Other advice I can give you is, "That was only taxi money. I gave her money to get out of my hotel so I can sleep!" Wasn't that you, Crag, who wrote about that? So funny?

So take my advice. Be defensive. There really are dangerous ladyboys in Thailand. They are very few. I don't like unexpected surprises, and nobody does. Watch out for those tall ladyboys on Beachwalk in the vicinity of Soi 6 where they escape to after mugging someone viciously with their fists. They work in gangs of two or more. They prefer women, wimpy men, and, best of all, drunks. Some will use the nice approach like two kats putting their arms around you and massaging you while someone breaks their gold necklaces off. Some are able to steal rings because owners buy them too large for their fingers. I think they are very good massagers if they can unattach a watch. Nowadays I don't see gangs of 5+ katoeys scouting the areas around Royal Garden Plaza. Maybe they work later when they think the tourists are more drunk or when the Chinese are more likely to take late night walks in the cool beach air. They are around because the cops aren't smart to recognize their schtick. They just sit around under a tent with the sign, 'TOURIST POLICE." Really not smart for them to think they must wait for the victim to rush up to them to help get their necklaces back. They should go undercover with handcuffs in their back pockets.

Be smart. Take nothing for granted.