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GOLF TERMS
** A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
** A Diego Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer
** A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
** A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
** A Cuban - needs one more revolution
** An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
** An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
** A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
** A Kate Winslett - a bit flat but otherwise perfect
** A Kate Moss - bit thin
** A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
** A Rodney King - over-clubbed
** An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
** A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
** A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
** A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
** An elephant's arse - high and shitty
** A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
** A circus tent - a BIG top
** A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be
** A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
** A Diego Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer
** A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
** A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
** A Cuban - needs one more revolution
** An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
** An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
** A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
** A Kate Winslett - a bit flat but otherwise perfect
** A Kate Moss - bit thin
** A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
** A Rodney King - over-clubbed
** An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
** A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
** A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
** A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
** An elephant's arse - high and shitty
** A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
** A circus tent - a BIG top
** A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be
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