GOLF TERMS

[azza33]

GOLF TERMS


€¢ A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
€¢ A Diego Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer
€¢ A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
€¢ A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
€¢ A Cuban - needs one more revolution
€¢ An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
€¢ An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
€¢ A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
€¢ A Kate Winslett - a bit flat but otherwise perfect
€¢ A Kate Moss - bit thin
€¢ A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
€¢ A Rodney King - over-clubbed
€¢ An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
€¢ A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
€¢ A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
€¢ A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
€¢ An elephant's arse - high and shitty
€¢ A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
€¢ A circus tent - a BIG top
€¢ A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be

[TEXASMAC]

Started golfing 2 weeks ago. I have now been to the driving range twice. I dont see me game mentioned.