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  • Jake_Sully
    VIP Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 1481
    #16
    You planning on seeing if she can take an entire garden hose up it?


    Maybe I sound insensitive but its not the case at all. I do care!  But if I had to live my whole life based on how everyone might be sensitive to me.. I would not be living my life as I want it. So you can accept me and my flaws as I am or you can't.

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      • ALASKAN BEAR
        VIP Member
        • Apr 2010
        • 1224
        #17
        (Jake_Sully @ Oct. 08 2010,03:42) You planning on seeing if she can take an entire garden hose up it?  
        good idea.
        "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
        He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
        General George Patton Jr

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          • Ivor Biggun
            VIP Member
            • Feb 2008
            • 2068
            #18
            (Road Runner @ Oct. 07 2010,23:36)
            (Ivor Biggun @ Oct. 07 2010,17:08) Just measured myself (OK- I was curious!!!) I'm 2 feet from pelvis to clavs- no way is this real, you'd have to slide your intestines down it like a sausage skin (and No- I'm not THAT curiuos!!).
            It does appear to be real -  the jump at 0:17 looks only like the webcam mechanism jumping rather than an edit.

            Of the two links Teerak posted the second one is definately real  -  it's been around for years.

            Look at the attached diagram which is looking from the front.
            The lower intestine is about 1.5 metres (5 feet) long to the appendix  -  depending on your size, age and layout.
            The rectum  -  the bit just inside the anus  -  goes up rougly to where your navel (belly button) is. (About 18cm - 7 inches)
            It then makes a sharp right turn and a slow curve up towards your diaphram  -  which is rougly at the underside of your ribcage. (About 40cm - 16 inches)
            It then makes a left and passes under the stomach.

            Getting the dildo round the first right hand bend would be the problem  -  for some people it's easy  -  just like swallowing a sword!

            RR.
            More info than required
            I couldn't give a shit how long it is until you're next holiday- I live here

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              • Road Runner
                Average sized member
                • Jul 2003
                • 4602
                #19
                (Ivor Biggun @ Oct. 08 2010,06:57) More info than required
                Just remember wash the dildo before you swallow it and whetever you do don't put the sw.....

                RR.
                Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.

                "I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."
                Kahuna

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                  • Ivor Biggun
                    VIP Member
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 2068
                    #20
                    Oo er- I've come over all funny now,
                    I couldn't give a shit how long it is until you're next holiday- I live here

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