Cum Shooter

[mirimark]

I use to be able to shoot my load Six (6) feet across a room.  What the hell has happened to me over the past year or so ?

 Is this a sign of old age ?   Shit, I've hit the ceiling fan before while it was on.   Question;   How come I'm not a shooter anymore?  
I've been jerking it atleast once a day now for the past two weeks and I would be lucky to shoot my load 16" inches.
What the hell is going on here.   Is it AGE ?   My volume is still about the same, just lost a lot of distance.
This is a serious question and not meant for humor. However, humor is always welcome in my neighborhood.

[farangbah]

Have you been doing your cock push-ups?

[mirimark]

(farangbah @ Jul. 20 2010,08:46) Have you been doing your cock push-ups?  

Isn't that what Jerking off is ? (religiously)

[farangbah]

No, dude, you need to lay on your stomach and lift yourself up by your cock. That's how I get my distance.

You mean you don't do that?

[mirimark]

(farangbah @ Jul. 20 2010,08:55)  No, dude, you need to lay on your stomach and lift yourself up by your cock.  That's how I get my distance.

You mean you don't do that?

Your a Fucking NUT ! Love it. Funny shit.
You must live in Australia because I do mine in reverse. I use my cock to do Pull ups, not push ups.

[farangbah]

(mirimark @ Jul. 20 2010,09:18) You must live in Australia because I do mine in reverse.

No, Japan, where we do everything the opposite way.

[Snick]

my problem is I'm losing accuracy, I used to be able to splooge straight into a girls eye. Now I miss a lot and hit a nose or forehead.

[whore]

Dont blow your load for 2 weeks, then you will be able to shoot down a chopper with it.

[deepthroat]

No, it is a function of age. Once I hit 40 I could no longer cut steel with my urine stream, and my ejaculate no longer ended up in my hair by accident.

[iceberg]

Ain't that the sad truth oh well there's always good old vitamin C (cialis) LOL better living thru science.

[mirimark]

(whore @ Jul. 20 2010,11:42) Dont blow your load for 2 weeks, then you will be able to shoot down a chopper with it.

Good one whore. But as for Snick, I think his One Eye Wonder Worm just needs glass's

[laputanegra]

i misss this too it rarely happen now ever since i started hormones.

[whore]

I remember I didnt jerk off for one week before a trip to Thailand and it was pretty hard going trying to last that long. But when I got to Thailand my first ladyboy of that trip nearly had her face blown off and I was even aiming for her tits but over shot the target

[Steff]

Forget the distance or height and just be happy you can still "shoot" a load. There will come a time when you'll jump for joy to even "drip" one. :-)

Mirimark, ummmm, I am no specialist but perhaps a dozen beers a day, every day might have some impact on your ability to launch your snowballs into orbit. Switch to Scotch.

[whore]

No switch to Guinness. Its known to help produce a good load.