How much is your penis worth?

[mirimark]

This is what happened to me when I did the Survey.

[ALASKAN BEAR]

My penis is worth $5601
How much is Yours?
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[Jake_Sully]

Well ok I gave in and had it appraised

My penis is worth $6131
How much is Yours?
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I'm worth only 6k?

[mirimark]

(Jake_Sully @ Jul. 17 2010,07:25) Well ok I gave in and had it appraised

My penis is worth $6131
How much is Yours?
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I'm worth only 6k?  [/quote]
Don't cry sweatie, I'll give you 7k to let me play with it, and you can keep it to boot.

[Ivor Biggun]

5523 but after last night and today it would be lucky to raise a smile

[Rick Shaw]

$5563 but it's not for sale. I am very attached to it.

[mirimark]

Ok, so I have taken the survey about 5 times. The first time was the truth, the other 4 lies, lies, lies. My average is around $5700. How the hell are any of you cracking 6k? Are you gay or something ? Lol,,,Lol,, I'm calling it a night my peeps. See ya's tomarro you gay bastards.
Love ya's
mirimark.

[DexterH]

The survey has a flaw -it doesnt ask for the weight of the penis which must be taken into consideration. I think it is in Jean Genet's novel 'The Thief's Journal' that the narrator says of one his crushes called Java that he had his arm amputated and the theory is that if a limb is removed all the weight goes into the penis...Errol Flynn claimed he could slide three traditional pint beer glasses onto his erect cock (the old style glasses with corrugated glass and handles)...

[Road Runner]

Would that be the weight flaccid or erect?

RR.

[Ivor Biggun]

I was brutally honest and managed to raise another $600 on a re-appraisal

[Jake_Sully]

(mirimark @ Jul. 21 2010,02:34) Ok, so I have taken the survey about 5 times.  The first time was the truth, the other 4 lies, lies, lies.  My average is around $5700.   How the hell are any of you cracking 6k?  Are you gay or something ?  Lol,,,Lol,,   I'm calling it a night my peeps.  See ya's tomarro you gay bastards.
 Love ya's
mirimark.

Negative on being gay since I don't like too masculine lb's. I don't remember every option that was there but I was honest.

This is probably TMI for some of you considering I'm a bloke, so look away if you don't want to see too much..

6 inches when erect, Asian (Thai/ Indian hybrid), uncircumsized (soon to be fixed), straight as an arrow.

I love you all too.  

[Jake_Sully]

You have to try a lot harder to upset me kahuna.

I am 32, young, good looking, successful, have people that love me, have no wife, no kids, don't intend to and I can sure be in LOS and live there for the rest of my life without any obligations. Oh and as I found out by talking to my uncle, with a certain amount of baht, I can get my thai citizenship back.

So you don't bother me in the least.

If you have any problems, I suggest you take it up with bumpa and give him your resignation letter why you be a professional staff member because you can't stand me on the forum and are therefore leaving.

I'm not insecure 1 bit so don't think you'll get to me but keep trying, its entertaining.

[kahuna]

(Jake_Sully @ Jul. 22 2010,00:07) You have to try a lot harder to upset me kahuna.

I am 32, young, good looking, successful, have people that love me, have no wife, no kids, don't intend to and I can sure be in LOS and live there for the rest of my life without any obligations. Oh and as I found out by talking to my uncle, with a certain amount of baht, I can get my thai citizenship back.

So you don't bother me in the least.

If you have any problems, I suggest you take it up with bumpa and give him your resignation letter why you be a professional staff member because you can't stand me on the forum and are therefore leaving.

I'm not insecure 1 bit so don't think you'll get to me but keep trying, its entertaining.

I didn't realize that I was trying to upset you Jake...But a question...

You claim you were a Thai citizen  Have you ever actually been to Thailand Jake?

[Jake_Sully]

Not in 27 years. It would be something along the lines of say you being born in poland, transplanted to the United States as a child, growing up as an American, acquiring citizenship through your parents and then realizing 20+ odd years later, the girls you are attracted to are back in Poland. Sometimes truth is truly stranger than fiction.

As far as my memory goes, the only things I remember from 5 years old are my house, its rough location in Ubon Ratchathani province, a childhood friend, a playground.

[bunnytv]

mine worth 1337