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I am in Phuket with a sore ruby-red little Elvis and a rectum the size of a Killer Whale's blowhole. Other than hanging up side down like a bat I know of no other form of relief. Any suggestions?
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Sorry, the only real remedy is to let them rest for a while. You could also try some Aloe Vera lotion on little Elvis but I don't really know if that will help.
Time is really the only cure.
Nice problem to have though.Making newbie mistakes since 2009 so you don't have to
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Moderation.(Steff @ Jul. 13 2010,08:23) Any suggestions?
RR.Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.
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Abstinence, prayer and pentince maybe?Comment
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A ruby red little elvis never heard that one before-as for the sore arse,buy a few packs of frozen peas,and sit on them.
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Any chance of an update
I know you still read here, checking my every post like the psychotic stalker that you are
I lay there in bed thinking to myself, am I gay and then Lusi rammed her cock in my mouth and I thought, who cares this is fantastic!!!Comment
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talcum powder and rest.you cant polish a turd.Comment
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(travis bickle @ Jul. 13 2010,16:22) A ruby red little elvis never heard that one before-as for the sore arse,buy a few packs of frozen peas,and sit on them.
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For your expanded rectum, Mix some alum with unripened persimmon juice. Smear that around your anal opening and it's guaranteed to pucker it up like it was when you were young and virginal.
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u sound like an expert, Lefty(Lefty @ Jul. 14 2010,02:04) For your expanded rectum, Mix some alum with unripened persimmon juice. Smear that around your anal opening and it's guaranteed to pucker it up like it was when you were young and virginal.
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Steff, post some pics of who did that to youComment
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call your doctor back home Steff, see what he saysComment
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Thank you, RJS.(Rocket J. Squirrel @ Jul. 14 2010,02:27) call your doctor back home Steff, see what he says
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Salin' on a summer breeze
And skippin' over the ocean, like a stone."
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Mom usually knows best about these "home remedies" so you might check in with her too.Making newbie mistakes since 2009 so you don't have to
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Photos steff!!
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