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I'll begin:
... when your girlfriend's cock is bigger than yours and you're happy with that :-)
... when your girlfriend's cock is bigger than yours and you're happy with that :-)
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to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet -- to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best."Snick, You Sperm Too Much" - Anon -
"...two bowls of ice cream, finding your skate key, telling the tiiiiiime..."Comment
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Finding a Hotel in Pattaya without a building site , Disco or similar human noise generator within earshot..Comment
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....finding a girl that can top you and suck you off at the same time.I know you still read here, checking my every post like the psychotic stalker that you are
I lay there in bed thinking to myself, am I gay and then Lusi rammed her cock in my mouth and I thought, who cares this is fantastic!!!Comment
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Happyness is a dry fart
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A morning blow job."Bankin' off of the northeast wind
Salin' on a summer breeze
And skippin' over the ocean, like a stone."
-Harry NilssonComment
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Rolling over in the morning and discovering your terak's equipment is ready for parade.
RR.Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.
"I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."
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having a good shit in your own bog.you cant polish a turd.Comment
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having cold carbonara for breakfastttttt (heaven)You Can Take Taneisha Out Of The Party, But You Can't Take The Party Out Of TaneishaComment
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I will be serious, meeting the people I have met from here in the past 14 months. 
Thank You
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Happiness is;(manarak @ Jul. 12 2010,21:29) I'll begin:
... when your girlfriend's cock is bigger than yours and you're happy with that :-)
When my cock is bigger than Manaraks and I am His girlfriend.
My Femboys can Beat up your Ladyboys.
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New York style pizza.
Maybe I sound insensitive but its not the case at all. I do care! But if I had to live my whole life based on how everyone might be sensitive to me.. I would not be living my life as I want it. So you can accept me and my flaws as I am or you can't.
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Me and my dog taking a good shit at the same time while eating a New York style pizza!!! Now that's bliss...Comment
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