The three most important things I learned

[Rocket J. Squirrel]

(f0xxee @ Jun. 30 2010,09:49) For expample if Helen Reddy decided that men leaving the toilet seat up was "Fascist Male behaviour that degraded women with the assumption that as women need to squat to piss they are inferior" A  male feminist symapthiser would think "Right on Helen you are the Wo-person for me! I will never leave the seat up and degrade another wo-person again!"

Where as I would think "Shut the fuck up Helen and get back to hanging the wallpaper, and oh, the baby needs its nappy changed and get me a beer while you are at it."

I think this makes it pretty clear  


From Wikipedia.org

Marriages
Reddy has been married and divorced three times, and has two children.
Kenneth Weate (years unknown), Child: Traci[6]
Jeff Wald (25 May 1968 €“ January 1983). Child: Jordan[7]
Milton Ruth (29 June 1983 €“ 1995)

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[Torurot]

 Poor saps were so confused about whether the seat should be up or down the whole marriage fell apart.....  Worse than wet towels left on the bed, makeup crap all over the bedroom, bathroom, everywhere else and the toothpaste squeezed from the top with the lid laying somewhere in the sink hole.... three most important things  

[Lefty]

I only have one, and for me it covers the gamut.

1. Never get your tail hold too high on the stump.

[Guest]

(Lefty @ Jul. 01 2010,20:15) I only have one, and for me it covers the gamut.

1. Never get your tail hold too high on the stump.

lefty -that sounds so wise ,it could be Confuscious who said it!

Could you please translate what it means in English english.

[Lefty]

Alas dear Travis, I fear it could be outside the realm of understanding for the common huddled masses. However, a wise astute individual such as yourself, well I'm quite certain you can grasp. Is it ok if I explain it the next time we meet in the LOS?

[Guest]

(Lefty @ Jul. 02 2010,02:00) Alas dear Travis, I fear it could be outside the realm of understanding for the common huddled masses. However, a wise astute individual such as yourself, well I'm quite certain you can grasp. Is it ok if I explain it the next  time we meet in the LOS?  

Thanx Lefty ,I look forward to that conversation,

While we're at it folks,can any Scot on here please explain

"many a mikkle makes a mukkel!" Ive lain awake at night trying to ponder that one!