Totally pointless thread...

[Jake_Sully]

Don't read if you're easily grossed out:


My office rat trap had a rat caught in it this morning but it didn't look right. When I looked at it closer, it was a rat that must have obviously been pregnant since there were 5 baby rats all stuck to the industrial strength glue trap. YUCK.

[whore]

Their illegal in Ireland because of animal cruelty. They fly versions are banned aswell, you the sticky ones that hang from the ceiling. Rats and flies have feelings too you know, damn liberal hippies.

[guydesavoy]

I would have done Betty too Don't get TC started on those cartoon characters Rocky...

What kind of office needs rat traps ? You working in a Bank Jake

[Lefty]

(farangbah @ Jun. 23 2010,07:58)

(Lefty @ Jun. 23 2010,03:48) oolong tea

Now that's a pointless tea -- smells like dirty socks.  

I wouldn't know. I'm not one with a sniffing dirty socks fetish. Unlike some others we apparently could mention.

As you may have noticed, I didn't get a 2nd pot of the oolong. It was a little bland imo. Hence I graduated on to Earl Grey.

[Lefty]

(spare wheel @ Jun. 23 2010,09:25) Tetley tea with milk & sugar please



SW  

Bah. I never ever add milk, sugar, cream or what ever to my tea. I drink it straight, like a man should. Stand up on your hind legs and drink it straight.


I may add a few drops of lemon from time to time. But in hot freshly brewed tea, even that is very seldom.

[Lefty]

(Jake_Sully @ Jun. 23 2010,20:34) Don't read if you're easily grossed out:


My office rat trap had a rat caught in it this morning but it didn't look right. When I looked at it closer, it was a rat that must have obviously been pregnant since there were 5 baby rats all stuck to the industrial strength glue trap. YUCK.

I ran over a possum once that had a bunch of new baby possums in it'a pouch. Later when I went by, I slowed down to admire my aim. All those little pink baby possum carcasses scattered about with the flattened mother. I didn't think it was gross. I was just tickled that instead of one less possum now there were ten less. Possums aren't always easy to hit unless you have a bumper or axle low enough to hit them. I didn't. I was driving a Ford 4x4 pickup truck and with the clearance it had, to nail a possum required hitting them with a tire. Usually the driver's side front tire worked best. I wouldn't leave my side of the road to nail a fucking possum, but I'd swerve if I spotted them in time and usually nailed more than I missed.

When I was in the USAF we worked out in the remote reaches of Wyoming. Often we'd spot jack rabbits and it was great fun to hit them with the pickup trucks we drove. If it's at night a jack rabbit would often seem confused by the headlights and just run ahead of the pickup as we slowly gained on them. I found that if I flipped the dimmer switch as fast as I could, the jack rabbits would not leave the road but continue running ahead of us in the lights. If I didn't flip the dimmer switch, sometimes they came to their senses and would jump out of the road before I could catch them. Anyway once you have them more or less locked in on your track, you just keep getting closer and closer, till...boom. One less jack rabbit.

[guydesavoy]

Good night Lefty

[spare wheel]

(Lefty @ Jun. 23 2010,22:18) I may add a few drops of lemon from time to time.

thats just  

milk n sugar all the way  

[Lefty]

Thank you Guy! Same to you as well, or good morning if you are on that side of the planet.

[Lefty]

(spare wheel @ Jun. 23 2010,22:43)

(Lefty @ Jun. 23 2010,22:18) I may add a few drops of lemon from time to time.

thats just  

milk n sugar all the way  

if lemon is gay what the heck does that make milk or cream?

Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. Since we do have a good number of cocksuckers roaming around here, I wouldn't want to step on any toes.

I drink it plain 98% of the time, like a man should.

If I wanted milk, then I'd drink a glass of cold milk, plain. I won't add tea or anything else to it. Warm milk, unless it comes from a ladyboy's breast, is just plain sick.

[spare wheel]

fook me Lefty, your touchy,

note to myself, pm bobby and ask him to pick lefty's dummy up and give it him back and tell him to stop spitting it out.


see you over the next few weeks big fella

SW

[Jake_Sully]

Nice one lefty!

I can't stand rodents and reptiles. So cheers to you reducing their number.  

[guydesavoy]

I drink coffee with milk too...half/half

[Lefty]

(Jake_Sully @ Jun. 24 2010,00:35)

Nice one lefty!

I can't stand rodents and reptiles. So cheers to you reducing their number.  

I used to be lethal on possums. Had one under a camp trailer one time when I'd just come home. All, i had handy was a Browning .25 auto pistol. So I got  down on my knees, aimed at the possum under the trailer and blazed away. One bullet missed him though and hit the tire on the trailer and while I had a dead possum I also had a dead tire. Luckily the tire was able to be brought back to life.

Once mid day in the summer, I was walking down the drive way past where an old farm house used to be, going to a field where we were haying. Since this was near where a house was, the drive way was lined with Laurel hedges. They were pretty popular back in the 50s and the remnants of them were still around 30 yrs later. As I went around a bend, I was met by a full grown possum standing in the road. He actually arched his back, bared his teeth and hissed at me. Definitely didn't appear he was going to move. With the hedges lining the road on both sides, there was no way to just take a wide path around him. All I was carrying at that time was a pair of leather gloves. So Mr Possum won that day as I made a retreat and found another route to the hayfield.  

[f0xxee]

Lefty:

One word. Therapy.