Totally pointless thread...

[pacman]

(kahuna @ Jun. 03 2010,09:22) Right this minute I look out my window in my little room in Pattaya and in the little car park I see
4 Toyotas, 3 Isuzus, 1 Honda, 2 BMWs and 1 Volkswagen...And I am reminded that losers (or loosers
for you Brits) are sometimes the real winners (or whiners for you Brits)...

It is the great IRONY of the past century & it is not just confined to cars. Wherever you shop, whatever you want, there they are - the big German & Japanese manufacturers.

I still smile when I think of who's the loser & who's the winner. The chance to sweep away all the old conventions by the "losers" & start again with fresh plant & equipment certainly paid off. And the "winners" lent them the money to do it.

Double Irony...

[Lefty]

When Mitsubishi first imported cars to the US, back in the 80s IIRC, there was a bumper sticker often seen on the back of Detroit metal that said: Mitsubishi, the folks who brought you the Zero. Word to that effect anyway.

TIT though, and here seeing Jap cars here means little, since they were allied with Japan in WW2.

[kahuna]

There is a Chevrorey pickup there now...Although I don't think it is a real USA Chevrorey, I think is it a Isuzu masquerading as a Chevrorey...Sorry Ralph, safe at any speed...

As an aside...But I suppose all these posts are asides...I fell ill a couple nights ago with a minor infection...A minor infection is what happens to someone else...After a visit to the clinic and a doc and a couple shots in the ass and a bag full or pink, white, yellow and multicolored pills (sorry no reds) I feel much better except...for some reason I can't sleep...Which is a good thing when you're in Parttaya but a bad thing when the Doc says don't drink or go out in the sun...In essence she said you're fucked but you can't really get fucked...Life can sometimes be very cruel...

[kahuna]

A little Honda sedan just arrived...Called a City...A model I don't think we have in the States...But maybe it is there with another name...Village or something...Here you have a Honda Jazz...In the States we have the same car called a Fit...Stupid name...Fit for what? Not for most fat assed Americans...

At any rate, a very cute little Thai lady popped out of her City and walked into the Hotel...But she walked with her feet pointing outward at 45 degrees...Kinda like she has been fucked way to much...Kinda ruins the look...For me at any rate...

BTW Strocube...Does your horn work now?

[Bumpa STIKKA]

(kahuna @ Jun. 03 2010,12:29) Life can sometimes be very cruel...

Yeah... who'd be you, eh?

[seamus]

As it's been lovely & hot in London the past few days, I was going to fire up the BBQ tonight, just wondering, Satay chicken, Satay Beef, or both

[f0xxee]

I just bought Vitamin pills in Soi 11 Sukhamvit the other day. I asked the little old dear behind the counter which of the myriad available were right for me. She looked at me and gave me Centrum Silver.
Reading the fine print on the bottle now I see they are for Adults 50+.
Thanks dear......

[pacman]

you're fucked...

[pacman]

(kahuna @ Jun. 03 2010,13:06) But she walked with her feet pointing outward at 45 degrees...Kinda like she has been fucked way to much...Kinda ruins the look...For me at any rate...

Here in Farangland, I love that look. The girls who walk like ducks are often highly trained ballet dancers & they are responsible for the best sex I am ever likely to have.

And I'm glad I experienced it then because they don't even look at me now...        

BTW Strocube...Does your horn work now?

It's been on my mind too. No wonder you can't sleep...    

[Torurot]

Stargates! - SGU

[guydesavoy]

(kahuna @ Jun. 03 2010,12:29) ..I fell ill a couple nights ago with a minor infection...the Doc says don't drink or go out in the sun...

That would be bad news for any Englishman..

I was wondering why you'd been staking out that carpark...

[guydesavoy]

I'm waiting for the evidence. Like a photo of him holding today's Bangkok Post. Until then I will treat all such claims as propaganda

[whore]

Rumors are circulating that Boarhog is the gunman holding RXpharm hostage

[kahuna]

(guydesavoy @ Jun. 03 2010,16:25) That would be bad news for any Englishman..

I ain't English...

BUT...I said fuck it and ventured out today for some sun and beer...First I had to hit Tesco Lotus for an Aeon Bank stop...As I was wandering back down Pattaya Nua, all alone, there on the sidewalk was a large plastic fork tines down...I couldn't help myself...and yep, I killed the fucking fork...Intentionally stepped on it and broke it...I heard it crack under my foot...And I must admit I enjoyed both the sound and the feeling of power...

After all even though I killed the fucking fork it was an inanimate object...I don't think it actually felt any pain when it died...And I didn't feel any guilt until...yep, until I started thinking about Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs And All and then I did feel a little guilt...Perhaps the little fork was on a road trip to meet up with some other plastic friends...Or to save the World...

But the tragedy didn't end there...As I rounded the turn to Pattaya Second Road on my way to Big C, there on the sidewalk before me was a dead ear of corn...Still shaped on each end but flat in the middle as if a motor bike and squashed the very life out of it...

I killed a fucking fork and someone else had killed an ear of corn...

I didn't get my beer...the feeling for alcoholic refreshment was gone...I didn't get much sun either...Overcast today in Pattaya...

Think I'll go have a look at the car park now...

[JaiDee]

I met a middle eastern Shemale once in Boston.

 I asked to see her ID card; she had an Arizona license and her *real* first name was Muhammad.

  I thought that was pretty cool.