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I'm not been a pajamas wearer since I was a little kid. Though I find it absolutely adorable that my friend farangbah like to wear them. I prefer to sleep naked. Buck naked. Unless I'm in a location noted for lots of mosquitoes. Because I don't want one landing on my peter and biting me there.
Which takes me to a little song I learned as a child.
"There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off.
There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off.
There's dozens on my cousins, I can hear the bastards buzzin'.
There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off."
Sung to the tune of...well, I forget. But if you ask me real nice I'll sing it for ya anytime.
“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
Maybe I sound insensitive but its not the case at all. I do care! But if I had to live my whole life based on how everyone might be sensitive to me.. I would not be living my life as I want it. So you can accept me and my flaws as I am or you can't.
if you ever plan to steal or rob anything or anyone, take a roll of carpet with you, and wrap it around your right arm.
then, any police dogs released as you make you getaway will not bite your arse.
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