Totally pointless thread...

[Jake_Sully]

(f0xxee @ May 19 2010,11:19) Lesbians with strap-on dildos. Why not just get the real thing? Ladyboys?

Its funny you should mention that. About 13 years ago.. in a game of truth and dare I was asked about my ideal woman and that's what I answered and had no idea ladyboys/ shemales existed.

And I found this forum in the funniest pointless way. Was watching Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 5.. starbuck says, "A stogie would be nice".. I input stogie into google search thinking I'd find some nice cigars for a new hobby but instead lightning struck and as they say the rest is history.

Pointless google search = one life ends, another begins..

[Lefty]

(Jake_Sully @ May 19 2010,22:18)

(Lefty @ May 19 2010,11:13) One of my pet peeves is reality tv. I hate it all equally, except when Tia Tequila was deciding between a BF and GF and she chose the boy which saddened me.

I despise reality tv. Dunno why but I got a bad taste in my mouth after watching Real World 3 with puck vs pedro.

And as for Tila.. she's nuts. Did you know she was the lesbian fiance/ wife of the granddaughter of the NY Jets owner? And now she wants to cash in. That girl's bad news.

Bumpa... That's lipstick on a pig!

Yeah I agree about Tila. Didn't her lesbo fiancee, Woody's granddaughter, die?

[f0xxee]

Best story of serendipity I have ever heard Jake.

[Jake_Sully]

mmhmm

[Jake_Sully]

(f0xxee @ May 19 2010,11:26) Best story of serendipity I have ever heard Jake.

real too.

[Lefty]

(f0xxee @ May 19 2010,22:26) Best story of serendipity I have ever heard Jake.

Serendipity is a propensity for making fortuitous discoveries while looking for something unrelated.

So, I don't get it. Did you just make a funny or something?

[f0xxee]

Looking for a cigar and finding a life full of ladyboys?
I think it fits your definition Lefty.
Where you been lately? welcome back!

[guydesavoy]

Lefty is back ? With a vengeance I'd say...

This thread is updating faster than Twatter

[Lefty]

(f0xxee @ May 19 2010,22:49) Looking for a cigar and finding a life full of ladyboys?
I think it fits your definition Lefty.
Where you been lately? welcome back!

I was home. Taking my nap. We seniors need our beauty rest you know.

As for the serendipity I thought you were responding to Jake's post about Tia Tequila

[f0xxee]

Well you nap like a mother-fucker.... not seen you for about 2 months?

[Lefty]

(f0xxee @ May 19 2010,23:04) Well you nap like a mother-fucker.... not seen you for about 2 months?

I tend to post in spurts, like how I cum...


I've just been hanging around here more lately to get the latest news on BKK, and just roam around other threads to pass the time...

[Lefty]

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.
You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh? ~ Charles Bushman

Ol' Charley apparently was not a LB lover.

[Lefty]

There was a young man by the name of John Leggit Hunter who ran a filling station business, a good filling station business and he's one of these young men we all come across in life, I'm sure you've come across 'em, who did not deserve what he had and what he had was a beautiful young bride named Sarah. She was a Georgia peach. In fact, she was the picture I had in my mind of the perfect woman so I took it upon myself to take her away from John Leggit Hunter who did not deserve her. Oh, I don't know if I mentioned this but he was a Frenchman who claimed to be an Englishman. It took a lot of strong nylon cord to get her away from him because she was a fighter as well as being a Georgia peach. ~ C. Bushman

[guydesavoy]

Hunter S Thompson has nothing on these guys

[Grinder]

(f0xxee @ May 19 2010,15:16) ok Grinder, educate your poor and uncultured cuzes from the antipodes... WTF is Alex Higgins? Besides seriously needing a good feed and a lay down?

He is the former - twice - world snooker champion (a title recently won by your very own Aussie, um, Neil Robertson just a couple of weeks ago).

A bit of a sporting legend and one that I slavishly followed when I was a kid. Met him years later while working on an event and we almost made the front pages of the UK nationals following our 'disagreement.' Shame - his fight with cancer has left him a shadow of his former self.

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