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(kahuna @ May 11 2010,00:11) When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought Paper would protect you asshole."
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If your opponet chooses Asshole do you win because you can shove the rock up his ass? Or does he win because his asshole captures your rock? -
I don't know...My birth certificate has expired... 
"It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards." --- AnonComment
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I wouldn't mind coming back as a cockroach... as long as I don't have to fuck another one.
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The real trick is getting your Death Certificate to expire(kahuna @ May 11 2010,10:28) I don't know...My birth certificate has expired...
You, you and you hold fire - everyone else come with me - attributed to US Marine Recruiting Sargent WW2.
You, you and you cum on me - everyone else hold fire - attributed to Porn Actor/Director Alexandra in 1992Comment
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Oh my god its very cold in Ireland this morning. I just had to warm my hand up on the heater before having a wank
I know you still read here, checking my every post like the psychotic stalker that you are
I lay there in bed thinking to myself, am I gay and then Lusi rammed her cock in my mouth and I thought, who cares this is fantastic!!!Comment
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ANDY: Tell me something. Would it help if I explained to them I'm not homosexual?
RED: Neither are they. You have to be human first. They don't qualify.
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The new con/lib pact is totally useless.
New elections in 6 months i fear...seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!
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Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage
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The world's shortest album
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The name of the gay beach in Jomtien is Dong Tan...Just thought everyone should know..."It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards." --- AnonComment
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Pigdogg has it saved in his SatNav
I know you still read here, checking my every post like the psychotic stalker that you are
I lay there in bed thinking to myself, am I gay and then Lusi rammed her cock in my mouth and I thought, who cares this is fantastic!!!Comment
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Fuck me, he's only been in the job five minutes and already he is thinking about ladyboys... or Nick CleggComment
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Furze or gorse??I'm a stranger in paradise... All lost in a wonderland. A stranger in paradise...Comment
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A Lib-Dem is now Deputy PM
Might as well be this guy...no one voted for him either
Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cageComment
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Asshole? Is that like "sneak attack" in thumb wrestling?(PigDogg @ May 11 2010,16:50)If your opponet chooses Asshole do you win because you can shove the rock up his ass? Or does he win because his asshole captures your rock?(kahuna @ May 11 2010,00:11) When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought Paper would protect you asshole."Comment
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