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The UK erection results are in.
David cameron failed to get it up to a full majority.
Nick Clegg despite showing strongly in debates proved to have peaked too early.
Gordon Brown showed that age is catching up and delivered a limp performance.
The public will be watching the political juggling over the next few days to see where the balls fall.
Does the Labour leader think he has enough in his hand to hang on.
The Conservatives are claiming that there's are bigger and are not going to share with anyone.
The Liberal Democrats have said they want to get into bed with the biggest.
The Scottish National Party say they only want to play with Labour's.
Plaid Cmyru have yet to make a statement - maybe they they are staying with their sheep.
Will the parties in Northern Ireland come together with another party at Westminster.
The sole Green Party MP is keeping mum.
Teams of civil servants are on call to provide relief to the major parties.
With no sign of a climax maybe Parliament will be left hanging.
Or will there be another erection later in the year?
RR.
David cameron failed to get it up to a full majority.
Nick Clegg despite showing strongly in debates proved to have peaked too early.
Gordon Brown showed that age is catching up and delivered a limp performance.
The public will be watching the political juggling over the next few days to see where the balls fall.
Does the Labour leader think he has enough in his hand to hang on.
The Conservatives are claiming that there's are bigger and are not going to share with anyone.
The Liberal Democrats have said they want to get into bed with the biggest.
The Scottish National Party say they only want to play with Labour's.
Plaid Cmyru have yet to make a statement - maybe they they are staying with their sheep.
Will the parties in Northern Ireland come together with another party at Westminster.
The sole Green Party MP is keeping mum.
Teams of civil servants are on call to provide relief to the major parties.
With no sign of a climax maybe Parliament will be left hanging.
Or will there be another erection later in the year?
RR.
haha I liked KL's quote of a 'small but workable' majority... while TT went for 'well hung'...
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