Party slogans for the UK election 2010

[Bumpa STIKKA]

Labour
A vote for assisted suicide!

Conservative
Posher than Labour

Liberal Democrats
We'll say anything to get elected

The Green Party
Duuuuuuuuuuude!

And the winner is...

BNP
Your future - YOUR CHOICE!

[Grinder]

Conservative

Grease your arses poor people, here's Lord Snooty and his chums...

[Bumpa STIKKA]

Scottish National Party

Terrorists pardoned and free smack for all!

[Grinder]

Wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire... now burning terrorists, that's another story.

[Ivor Biggun]

'Don't vote for me if you're a single white straight non-handicapped taxpayer who doesn't need an asylum seeker's package and housing for your 6 wives and 15 kids coz we'll screw you for all you're worth'

I love honesty in a Politician

[whore]

BNP

Vote for BNP and you wont have to sit beside darkies on a bus.

Labour

Vote for Labour and we will put CCTV in your bedroom to protect you from terrorists.

[fleeing]

Labour
Yet more of the same old shit, but we really care about the working man (titter!)

Conservative
Yet more of the same but older shit, but we will reduce your taxes if you're stinking rich.

Liberal Democrats
We'd like to make a difference, but we've forgotten what that is.

The Greens
Heavy Man!!!!!!!

BNP
We love the taste of hate in the morning.