Today's News: Man in court...

[koetjeboe]

todays SUN.

a man appeared in brighton court today accused of stealing a trip report from a mr boring hogwart.
a mr stogie bear is accused of internet theft.
mr hogwart states that he posted a trip report onto an open website, detailing his experiences travelling around thailand as a sex tourist and posted pictures of his exploits with thai transexuals.
my bear has since privatised his website, and mr hogwart is not happy.

the case continues.

[katoeylover]

[JaiDee]

Man, this one came out of nowhere!!

Mister Warthog hasn't been spotted around this locale in months, to the serious chagrin of Ivor Biggun.

I kinda miss his paranoia also, it was funnier than comedy central!!

[koetjeboe]

DAY 2.
the lord chief justice rxpharm heard today how mr bear is accused of stealing over 3000 pictures from mr boring hogwart.
mr bear testified that there were only around 1000 pictures in total. most of which were plaguerised from other posters.
however mr bear did admit, that some of the hairy bellied cock in arse shots, could have indeed belonged to the defendant.

the case continues.......

[jimslim]

(koetjeboe @ Mar. 13 2010,00:19)  however mr bear did admit, that some of the hairy bellied cock in arse shots, could have indeed belonged to the defendant.

the case continues.......

A point of order Your Honour  

Those shots could have belonged to many people in this very court  

[spare wheel]

not me, i hansum. Every girl tell me and they not lie me
SW

[koetjeboe]

day 3.

court was adjourned early today due to a large disturbance from the public gallery.

mr boring hogwart was explaining to the judge how he was previously banned from mr bears website for what he described as "manipulating and editing his posts".
which caused the people in the public gallery to stifle a snigger.

mr bear countered this accusation by stating that mr hogwart was actually banned for being " a first degree paranoid wanker, and an internet equivalent of a train spotter".
which brought the public gallery to collapse with  laughter, and also his honour judge rxpharm felt the need to hide behind a hankerchief.
a recess was then called.

the case continues..........

[rxpharm]

ahh, interesting news story! So you've taken time off building the retreat to do a bit of court reporting, bully for you! Will be interested to read about the final verdict!

[Bumpa STIKKA]

It's going well so far... but anything can happen.

[azza33]

Left field but amusing

[kahuna]

Hollywood will be all over this...Wonder who they will cast for the lead roles...

[Torurot]

Bloody brilliant! Keep up the reporting. Any other member being called for the offence/defence??

[f0xxee]

Boring Hogwart to be played by Geoffrey Rush.
Judge Rx played by Rowan Atkinson.

[koetjeboe]

day 4.

the court heard today , how a very emotional mr boring hogwart came to be banned from TLF in the first place.
holding back tears, mr hogwart explained how no-body would agree with him on any of his posts, he tried and tried to get people to see his side, but even when some people did agree with him, he figured it would be easier just to piss everyone off.
he held back tears as he told the court about the hundreds and hundreds of PM,s he had sent out, only to be ignored.

mr justice r x pharm asked why he just didnt leave the forum, as surely there are many similar forums he could join.
at this point, mr hogwart broke down in tears, and in a scene reminscent of richard gere in the film an officer and a gentleman,
mr hogwart cried out  "i,ve no-where else to go....."

the case continues....



court sketch of the right honorable r x pharm.

[Jay Leno's Chin]

But aren't British judges crossdressers? What's with those wigs?

Point of information, is Warthog entitled to a jury of his peers?

Who would his peers be?