The Happy Ending FAQ and Thread!

[Chinaman]

Well, I did a quick search and found not much on this topic.

I have just come back from an oil massage here in CM and the lady providing it was quite good looking and sexy. I would have been open to that famous happy ending but didn't want to embarrass neither of us and she didn't give me any signals either.

So, I am asking the more experienced bms out there:

Do most/all massage places in Thailand offer this service? How would one know?

Is there a difference in cities, like Pattaya being more likely to provide such than let's say Chiang Mai?

How would you or have you found out on such occasions?

Would you care sharing your most memorable h-e-experience/s?

What would be the usual tip - from stingy to generous ...?


And now the second part of my topic:

I saw it advertised in Shanghai once but didn't get around trying it - a prostata massage?

Is such available in Thailand - where - costs - how do you ask (Would you mind sticking yr finger/s into my butthole, my Dear Lady? :-)?


I guess we might have to look at this from the 2 angles, whether provided by an lb or a real lady - the latter might be less inclined???

I am blushing in silence now for all those naughty questions ...

[Tomcat]

I used to use the massage parlours in Silom quite a lot. It was never on offer and i think they use the words " Traditional Thai Massage".
maybe that means leave the condoms at home.

[guydesavoy]

Not sure about the prostate situation. However, in Thailand, when 2 people are alone in a room anything can happen, and usually does.
Even at the Marriott's massage place in the Lobby area  

In fact, I would go so far as to say that if the happy ending wasn't on offer, that would be very bad luck indeed  

[kahuna]

I'm not a massage guy...In fact I have NEVER had a massage in Thailand or anywhere
else for that matter...

BUT, I have heard from several very reliable sources that the cute little ladyboy who works
at the massage joint directly opposite TukCom's rear entrance likes to, or will, massage the
interior of your ass with her finger...

She is kinda sorta a regular with several of the Pattaya faithful...

[Chinaman]

in that case I am almost certain she does, although she probably has no clue of giving a real prostate massage ;-)
I also think that happy endings with lbs are almost a sure thing, but what about other more regular massage places - how would one find out other than asking bluntly???

[Chinaman]

(kahuna @ Mar. 06 2010,22:07) I'm not a massage guy...In fact I have NEVER had a massage in Thailand or anywhere
else for that matter...

BUT, I have heard from several very reliable sources that the cute little ladyboy who works
at the massage joint directly opposite TukCom's rear entrance likes to, or will, massage the
interior of your ass with her finger...

She is kinda sorta a regular with several of the Pattaya faithful...

Her name is Firn and she will be more than happy to "serve" you in the massage parlor during regular working hours or come to yr room after 11 p.m.

But pls be discrete when dealing with her in front of the gay gang who is usually trying to get yr attention when passing the place!

Also be warned - her spoken English is rather rudimentary, she does ok when messaging ...

A cute little devil, eager to please ;-)

[PigDogg]

  There's also a gg at that same shop, Relax Massage, that I'm told slips a finger in the bum.

Although staffing changes quite a bit at massage shops, recently it was 1 gg, 1 lb, and a bunch of gay guys.

[whore]

I remember as a teen I was with this little cutie from Newry in N.Ireland and I went to finger her and ended up sticking my finger up her bum. I dont see what all the fuss is about, I'd much rather stick my own finger up my bum and save abit of money. Although I did have a happy ending massage in Bangkok on my last trip for 1000baht. Maybe I was over paying for it considering its 1000baht for a short time shag.

[Rocket J. Squirrel]

If gg's are ok then you must try Akane (chit lom branch) in Bangkok. Google "fashion massage akane"

Prostate massage is one of their specialties. They are set up to cater to the Japanese and the shop is well appointed and squeaky clean. They will not do intercourse but you'd never know

I recently went and had Yui for menu item S3. 90 minutes of bliss in which she washes you with buckets of water on a special table while sticking her finger in and taking good care. Then she brings you to a room and completes her work.

The staff is wonderful. They are masters at making you feel like you are the most important person in their world.

There are a large number of menu items some of which may or may not include prostate massage.

It's hard to go wrong here in my opinion

[JaiDee]

(kahuna @ Mar. 06 2010,22:07) I'm not a massage guy...In fact I have NEVER had a massage in Thailand or anywhere
else for that matter...

that's a bit surprising KH, what do you suppose is the reason??

I love to get a massage.....never had the prostrate deal but it sounds cool.....I have always wanted to sperm without touching my shaft but have never even come close and in fact have only seen it myself with a ladyboy twice; if someone could perform that cool feat for me she would surely get a nice tip

[Chinaman]

(JaiDee @ Mar. 07 2010,22:02) I love to get a massage.....never had the prostrate deal but it sounds cool.....I have always wanted to sperm without touching my shaft but have never even come close and in fact have only seen it myself with a ladyboy twice; if someone could perform that cool feat for me she would surely get a nice tip  

If this gets out to the ladies of the night, there will be a line-up outside yr loom to compete 4 that tip!

[kahuna]

(JaiDee @ Mar. 07 2010,22:02)

(kahuna @ Mar. 06 2010,22:07) I'm not a massage guy...In fact I have NEVER had a massage in Thailand or anywhere
else for that matter...

that's a bit surprising KH,  what do you suppose is the reason??

Simple...I don't like to be touched that way...I have never seen the need to pay someone to hurt me...

An absolute certain way for a ladyboy to lose a barfine from me, despite how perfect she may otherwise be, is to start massaging my back or legs...

[JaiDee]

(kahuna @ Mar. 07 2010,22:43) I don't like to be touched that way...I have never seen the need to pay someone to hurt me...

An absolute certain way for a ladyboy to lose a barfine from me, despite how perfect she may otherwise be, is to start massaging my back or legs...

Now THAT  I would agree with ....... any time a girl in a bar touches me I lose it also; and will never barfine her, I always liked the meek, timid ones who *I* have to approach.

  But some massages are not the bend, fold and mutilate type; foot massages are cool just to lay back and let your mind wander, and oil massages near a beach and with a shower to wash off afterwards are always pretty awesome as well.

But I agree, the bend and twist deals aren't for me either.

So Chinaman, you think a girl could make me sperm without her OR me touching myself? even at MY advanced age?? Damn, she would be in for a very nice tip if she could do that; and a constant repeat customer!!

[El Nino]

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[Chinaman]

(JaiDee @ Mar. 07 2010,23:27) So Chinaman,   you think a girl could make me sperm without her OR me touching myself?  even at MY advanced age??  Damn, she would be in for a very nice tip if she could do that; and a constant repeat customer!!

Well, being at that advanced age myself, I know what u r talking about. BUT it is possible. However, all I said that they would certainly want to try if the bonus were enticing enough. After all, low season is just around the corner ...

And even she cheated a tiny bit but was cute and did a great job, u wouldn't refuse that tip or at least part of it, would u? ;-)

The problem however would be to find one who would fully understand the task with all rules involved - or am I mistaken in jumping to that conclusion?