What do YOU do on the shitter?

[rusty nail]

I play Solitaire on my Samsung Omni, but after losing for a while I'll switch the device to YouTube. Gotta do something - can't just sit there!

I fucking hate the internet on a mobile. I wish they'd get their shit together and make it easier and more fun for us mobile users.

So... what do YOU do on the shitter?

[katoeylover]

shit?

[daveduke007]

Wish I had a Douche  

Other than that I normally have a ciggie 

[deepthroat]

I eat a Fiber One bar every evening, so when nature calls the next morning it's usually a very simple operation. I'll grab a magazine but in less than a paragraph it's all over but the shouting.

[dardenne]

read the paper of course...

[whore]

We are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with polls these days. I do nothing. Just a quick in and out. My bathroom is too cold for staying there any longer to read and using a laptop or phone while going for a shit is just unhygienic.

[Bumpa STIKKA]

(whore @ Dec. 14 2009,02:45) ...and using a laptop or phone while going for a shit is just unhygienic...

Dirty phone calls, eh?

[robbo]

formulate complicated mathamatical theories on quantum thermodynamics and there implications on the sub atomic particals interacting with the gamma ray burst from distant parts of the universe......then i have a shit.

[anthony70]

i usually stare at the dirt and dust collecting in the corners of the bathroom and think, i,ll give that a wipe.........tomorrow.

[farangbah]

In Japan it's standard issue to have what I call "smart toilets"!  

You can heat your bum and wash your ass in any number of ways, it's delightful.  But I always forget the kanji symbols, so I occupy my time randomly pushing buttons and holding my breath in anticipation of what little surprise lurks beneath . . .

[strocube]

(anthony70 @ Dec. 14 2009,05:17) i usually stare at the dirt and dust collecting in the corners of the bathroom and think, i,ll give that a wipe.........tomorrow.

That's funny, that's exactly what I do.
Of course, for me "tomorrow" only rolls around about once a month, or sooner when people are coming over.

[ezflip]

Is this what we are reduced too? Polls about shitter behaviours... Slow news day? Lack of trip reports? What gives?

   Voted for reading other...my weekly pile up of flyers & mail ads.

Meanwhile...back at the outhouse...things are running smoothly.

[bigmick22]

read books

[seamus]

(whore @ Dec. 13 2009,18:45) using a laptop or phone while going for a shit is just unhygienic.

But doing a LB up the dirt box isn't

But I'm with you , in & out , don't have the time to fook about reading

[whore]

I wouldnt regard a ladyboys ass as a dirt box. They are normally very clean around that area. Clean enough to stick my tongue right in there oh yeah  

Unhygienic people really bug me. I actually left a casino in dublin a couple of weeks ago cause a guy playing at the same table as me didnt wash his hands in the pisser. One thing I enjoy doing when out in a pub or club, lined up at the pisser, just announce that its a disgrace the way some people dont wash their hands after pissing. Watching all the lads que at the sinks to wash there hands after saying that is dead funny.

Would any of you's answer your phone while sitting on the toilet, with a hand that you have just wiped your ass with?