The Profanisaurus

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check out the viz comics website of profanities...

Profanisaurus

some absolute gems on there...have you got a favorite?

here are a few relevant ones to the forum

cock-a-fanny v. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearance of having female genitalia. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German shot-putters of the 70's.


Chinese tool n. A feeble penis, ie hardly up to the job in hand.

[Snick]

Depornification - Getting one's laptop ready for international travel.

[farangbah]

From another list:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation of yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

And, unrelated but, imho, funny:

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

[pure]

Foofarah

[Jaypee]

"combustofiatulation" n. The highly dangerous act of flame throwing with one's trouser trumpet.

[Naang Faa]

Fukittyoff...
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[bigmick22]

rear admiral n. A sailor who prefers to navigate the Windward passage