People who ride their motorbikes down the sidewalk on Pattaya Tai.
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“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
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People who wear sunglasses indoors or after sundown.“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
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Bono and Bob GeldofI know you still read here, checking my every post like the psychotic stalker that you are
I lay there in bed thinking to myself, am I gay and then Lusi rammed her cock in my mouth and I thought, who cares this is fantastic!!!
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Karl Lagerfield must indeed take this prize..does his narccistic pomposity have no boundaries..
I would love to exterminate the sunbed hogs. The cunts that leave their book and towel on the sunbed and then fuck off two hours for lunch.
The Tailors of Pattaya are almost at war with the tourists now...a pleasant experience it is not confronting one of these scumbags who jump out in front of you. It is in fact an infringment of my space and freedom . Its 35 degrees here and the last thing on my mind while licking my ice cream is spending two hours in the Company of these pavement parasites
Oh my god , wheres my AK47
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Welcome to Pattaya...
They are certainly getting aggressive...One stuck his clipboard in my face the other day
so I couldn't pass and when I pushed it aside he started yelling at me...
I walk on the other side of Beach Road...A bit difficult now with all the vendors who have
turned that into a clusterfuck...
Welcome to Pattaya...Now go home..."It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards." --- Anon
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1. People who talk with their mouth full of food or eat with with their mouths open.
2. Racists.
3. Faux News.
4. Ignorant people who think they should have a say in world affairs... but have never left their home state let alone experienced other cultures firsthand (sadly this goes for most of my countrymen).
5. People with 40 items in the "10 or less" line.
6. Guys over 40 with ponytails.
7. Anyone who says "tasty" when referring to anything other than food. Often also in violation of #6.
8. Women bitching about the positioning of the toilet seat - look before you sit dammit!
9. Idiots who send me spam or urban legends, usually containing the line "send this to EVERYONE you know! Wake the dead and alert them too!" or something similar.
10. Idiots who send emails to huge lists of people as cc's and not bcc's, so now I start receiving junk emails from the idiots they cc'd who now have my email address. USE THE BCC FEATURE PEOPLE! SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
11. Anyone who says "Jesus Christ has a plan for me..."
12. Anyone who says to me "Jesus Christ has a plan for you..."
13. Idiots who pull up to the neighbors house and honk for them - repeatedly.
14. "Gang Bangers" and/or "Gangsters"
15. Arguing about "gay or straight?" on the LB Forum.Making newbie mistakes since 2009 so you don't have to
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(kahuna @ Dec. 30 2009,20:25) They are certainly getting aggressive...One stuck his clipboard in my face the other day
I walk on the other side of Beach Road...A bit difficult now with all the vendors who have turned that into a clusterfuck...
I notice that many people resort to walking in the road more than ever. So the road is becoming a de facto pavement in parts. Why the fuck have they let the vendors take over a big stretch the beachside pavement is beyond me. what was 25 feet wide is now 4 feet.
Its all the same same cheap tat thats made in Chinas child slave labour colonies and already available from the existing shops... i mean how many shoddy watches can one own.
the madness that prevails
rant over
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Almost forgot:
16. Americans that can neither write nor speak English. If you use the words "volumptuous", "expresso", or call something hanging from your wall a "pitcher" you need to re-take High School. And pay attention this time dammit!Making newbie mistakes since 2009 so you don't have to
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Tourists who come to Thailand and elsewhere and think because they have left home any standard of behaviour is acceptable, then bleat and whinge when they are in the Monkey house for breaking the law and otherwise behaving like a twat.
Think: Silly Cow from Australia who stole the bar mat from a bar in Phuket and bleated like the bitch she is about Thai bars, thai police, thai politics, etc etc. YOU STOLE IT YOU CUNT!
Think: The american kid who was running around Singapore graffiti-ing cars, walls etc. When caught got sentenced to a few strokes the ratan: "You can't do that, he's an American!". They could. They did. And I hope the little prick is alergic to the Paint aisle at Home Depot to this day.
Think the stupid Aussie kid of chinese decent caught with 365g of Smack in Singapore... "They can't hang him, he's and Australian!" They could. They did.
And I wish they would catch a few more gobshites who generally make falang look like scum and disturb the rest of us too....f0xxee
"Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
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(deepthroat @ Jan. 01 2010,00:55) 17. Rush Limbaugh
18. Bill O'Reilly
19. Rush Limbaugh
20. Bill O'Reilly...
22. Glenn Beck
23. Michelle Malkin
24. Ann Coulter (the one shemale that I for sure despise)
25. Sean Hannity
26. Glenn Beck
27. Michelle Malkin
28. Ann Coulter (including her 12 inch cock and slop jar full of nuts)“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
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Asshole wankers who put out their cigarettes be putting them in the urinal. Hey you inconsiderate jerks, someone else has to clean that shit out of there. If I had a bar and caught someone putting out their fags in one of my urinals, I'd shove their face down into it and say dig them out or incur my wrath.“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
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