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In one of the most dramatic turnabouts in the Kingdoms history, the 'Red Shirts' yesterday announced they were to discard there current strip and, in an effort to reunite the country, change to a more peaceable outfit.
Within seconds of the announcement air force nung touched down at the soviet backed U-Turn Tampon airfield and Khun Tinkan Shamatra returned to the promised land. He was instantly escorted to a tinted windowed flip-flop throwing proof stretch tuk-tuk that sped off up the Shukhumvit highway. After pausing for a short time, on Pattayas Soi six, a dish of somtam and beer Lee-o, the entourage departed for Bankok and party H.Q. By all accounts this place is so hard to locate that even party members have difficulty in finding it.
However as the procession entered Soi 4 Khun Tinkan notieced a stall showing the new U.N.I.C.E.F. Barcelona strip, fearful that this fine looking garment could cause another about turn if it went on display in the (his)newly buils mega stores of the countries heartland: Roi Et, Buriram and Nakhorny Nowhere he ordered the driver to stop. After settling a dispute over the fare he ordered one of his loyal followers to shoot the stall vendor on the grounds that they were yaba dealers. Tinkan then mounted a small wall housing flagpoles and, using the legendary Nana Hotel and it's historical car park as a backdrop, made this emotional speeach to the nation.
" Friends, old enimies and the Farang scum over there in Big Dogs, thankyou for giving me this opportunity to bring a long overdue peace to my amazing land. In an effort to follow this through there will be changes to the constitution. They are as follows.
1. From today the country will officially be known as L.O.S. Land Of Shamatra.
2. All Ladyboys, and there followers will be banished to an Island in the peaceful southern provinces, being transported there by the nations ' envy of the region' railway network. The Island will be known as Ko Katoy.
3. The wearing of replica red shirts is banned. They will be replaced by an all white outfit featuring a white dove and white rose, the sybols of peace.
4. I will be making a further announcement after discussing some of these points at H.Q. with Mardhi and Jay.
May I bless you all.
As someone once said, hello hello it's good to be back.
Within seconds of the announcement air force nung touched down at the soviet backed U-Turn Tampon airfield and Khun Tinkan Shamatra returned to the promised land. He was instantly escorted to a tinted windowed flip-flop throwing proof stretch tuk-tuk that sped off up the Shukhumvit highway. After pausing for a short time, on Pattayas Soi six, a dish of somtam and beer Lee-o, the entourage departed for Bankok and party H.Q. By all accounts this place is so hard to locate that even party members have difficulty in finding it.
However as the procession entered Soi 4 Khun Tinkan notieced a stall showing the new U.N.I.C.E.F. Barcelona strip, fearful that this fine looking garment could cause another about turn if it went on display in the (his)newly buils mega stores of the countries heartland: Roi Et, Buriram and Nakhorny Nowhere he ordered the driver to stop. After settling a dispute over the fare he ordered one of his loyal followers to shoot the stall vendor on the grounds that they were yaba dealers. Tinkan then mounted a small wall housing flagpoles and, using the legendary Nana Hotel and it's historical car park as a backdrop, made this emotional speeach to the nation.
" Friends, old enimies and the Farang scum over there in Big Dogs, thankyou for giving me this opportunity to bring a long overdue peace to my amazing land. In an effort to follow this through there will be changes to the constitution. They are as follows.
1. From today the country will officially be known as L.O.S. Land Of Shamatra.
2. All Ladyboys, and there followers will be banished to an Island in the peaceful southern provinces, being transported there by the nations ' envy of the region' railway network. The Island will be known as Ko Katoy.
3. The wearing of replica red shirts is banned. They will be replaced by an all white outfit featuring a white dove and white rose, the sybols of peace.
4. I will be making a further announcement after discussing some of these points at H.Q. with Mardhi and Jay.
May I bless you all.
As someone once said, hello hello it's good to be back.
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