MANIFESTO! Your election campaign!

[Bicycle Pump]

1 - Nationalize water and make it free for all.
2 - Scrap the 'Student Visa' system in the UK to all but Western nations.
3 - Put a £500 bounty on all illegal immigrants. Dead or alive.
4 - Ship all immigrants and asylum seekers to The Falklands for processing.
5 - Limit ALL benefits and hand outs to people who were actually BORN in the UK.
6 - Dismantle the entire parole system and scrap early prison release schemes.
7 - Scrap the BBC fee. Introduce voluntary corporate and private donations.
8 - Make recycling voluntary.
9 - Have a referendum on the Eurofarce.
10 - Pull all foreign aid.
11 - Scrap cash benefits for the unemployed. Hand out food for the needy.
12 - Bars - over 21. Bars closed if laws broken.
13 - Churches - over 18. Churches closed if laws broken.
14 - Charge for the health care/police of drunks and druggies.
15 - Make UK prisons a living hell for inmates.
16 - Violent criminals should be locked up for life. No second chances.
17 - Bring all our soldiers back home... wherever they are.
18 - Nationalize all the trains.
19 - Let employers decide who and how they hire... AND fire.
20 - Reduce the public sector by half.

Would YOU vote for me?

On the other hand - if YOU were running for God of the UK what would YOUR manifesto be?

[Ivor Biggun]

I think that's a very liberal view to take- I want to hear the drastic measures.

PS- why pick on the Falklands, it's a very nice place? Better choice is Ascencion (and it's closer to Africa!!)

[allstar88]

kick all the wogs out then everything we be tickety boo

[Bicycle Pump]

(allstar88 @ Oct. 18 2009,19:54) kick all the wogs out then everything we be tickety boo

Politically incorrect to say that but probably a widely held view.

[geezer]

I've got a problem with number 2. All the Ladyboy and GG Brasses I've seen in London are "at colledge studying English" Perhaps you could fine tune the rules a bit to make sure we still let these types in.

Also young pretty Eastern European women should be free to migrate here as long as they don't bring their drunk boyfriends whilst at the same time we should encourage the average hippo slapper to emigrate themselves, perhaps to Africa where they like there women big and are all hung like donkeys, it's a win win for everyone.

[katoeylover]

stop ex pats complaining about a country they dont live in

[Ivor Biggun]

I'd never have anything to do!!!

[robbo]

id make shits loads, absolute shit loads of promises,then just to fuck everyone..............id break them .....oh shit thats allready been done
ok plan B, i wouldnt make any,ill let everyone have their say,like public consultations you know,then...........fuck em ill ignore what they said anyway and do my thing ...ah fuck thats been done aswell,oh well how about giving loadsa money to the banks and telling em to pay themselves nice xmas bumper bonuses for doing fuck all for work, being brainless assholes and failing................dont know if thats been done