My favorite irish/Aussie/Pommy/Kiwi Joke

[Harry Lime]

He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."

They say, "Prove it."

Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"

Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of fuckin one?"

[f0xxee]

Harry Lime! THE WINNER!

[deepthroat]

OMG that's hilarious! Some people can tell a joke, and some people can't. Even in a forum!

Here's my proof:

Q: Have you heard the hot pickup line in the bars in Boyztown?

A: "Can I push your stool in for you?" (*rimshot*)

[f0xxee]

OR:

Q: how do you fit four guys ona stool in Boystown?
A: Turn it upside down.....