Whats the stupidest reason.

[Naang Faa]

I think everybody has had a falling out with their partner/ex for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Once upon a time...when i was about 18..
After a little april shower, my darling Ex and I decide to take a walk through the local park.
I saw overhanging tree branches,maybe 8 foot off the ground about 20 feet in the distance.I hold back letting her walk ahead talking to herself about fook knows what.
I make my approach leaping salmon like to grab the branch and soak her with the rain drops on the leaves, sadly, the branch snapped i landed flat on my back and the branch,that to be fair wasn't small cracked her on the head..
She then decides,even though i am in agony on the floor with half a tree on top of me to kick me several time whilst using some very colourful language...and fooks off to her mothers for a week..

How unreasonable is that!!! no sense of humour that girl..
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[seamus]

I bet in typical scouse behaviour, she went through ya pockets as well

[Naang Faa]

She's Irish (from Cavan)
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[jprc2]

A story where you are the victim??
No. No need to be cute. Here, I am the bad guy...


I like milk. No: I love milk! I drink 1 or 2 litters a day.
Drink your beer, give me (chocolate) milk everyday!!!
I know... I know...  but here, I can speak the truth: we are all perverts.

I was 20-early-something, visiting the très romantique Scottish Highlands with one of the sexiest girlfriend I ever had in my already too long life (a 100%  3-dimension copy of Béatrice Dalle, when she was young of course, have an idea at : http://www.leninimports.com/beatrice_dalle_gallery.html ). Going randomly from place to place with a few coins in our pocket, a tent, and a 15 years old Citroen 2Cv€¦ ah! €¦ ( soupirs€¦)
We went for some shopping somewhere in the island of Skye, using the few £ we had saved for the week€¦
She took some vegs and fruits, and with the few pennies left, I offered myself a 2L bottle of fresh, pasteurised, full cream milk.
When reaching our love-car (have you ever tried to make love in a Citroen 2CV???.. suspensions were simply awesome) she dropped the 2L bottle on the ground, and in great despair I could do nothing but watch the precious liquid reaching the next sewer€¦

Believe me or not, I was so frustrated and in anger that I did not feel like touching her for several days!!! And of course, she thought I was not loving her as much as my milk. Our vacation trip was cut short a few days afterward.
Hum€¦
And after you wonder why some women prefer to be lesbian €¦

[seanbeag7]

(Naang Faa @ Aug. 03 2009,17:59) I think everybody has had a falling out with their partner/ex for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Once upon a time...when i was about 18..
    After a little april shower, my darling Ex and I decide to take a walk through the local park.
I saw overhanging tree branches,maybe 8 foot off the ground about 20 feet in the distance.I hold back letting her walk ahead talking to herself about fook knows what.
I make my approach leaping salmon like to grab the branch and soak her with the rain drops on the leaves, sadly, the branch snapped i landed flat on my back and the branch,that to be fair wasn't small cracked her on the head..
She then decides,even though i am in agony on the floor with half a tree on top of me to kick me several time whilst using some very colourful language...and fooks off to her mothers for a week..

    How unreasonable is that!!! no sense of humour that girl..
                                                                                            x

Was that before she married ye, and then ripped you of with Divorce

Well i hope you have learnt your lesson.

I had a problem with a ex years ago, so i decided to piss her off as she was always complaining when we were together and sex was completely out of the question.
Anyways, i tried to think up a way of getting this annoying bitch out of my life once and for all, so i went out with her best friend and shagged the girl.

Well after a nice shag, i got a camera and took a few photo's of the friend spread-eagled naked on the bed that me and the ex had shared, and i sent 2 photo's to the ex.

Well 2 days later the ex's 2 brothers came around to give me a beating, but it was i who beat them up and afterwards i brought them to the pub where we spent the rest of the evening drinking and chatting.

Well as you guys can guess me and the ex never spoke after that, but the 2 brothers and i still speak and sometimes we have a laugh about that night, cause one of the brothers always thought that that friend of his sister's was a lesbian, well i can say at least for that night she wasn't.

[geezer]

I had an ex who decided to start a row because whenever I ate a full English Breakfast I'd always leave the tomato. Now this was at the cafe across the road, she didn't even cook that damn thing. I don't even like tomato but she decided to start an argument with me over my eating habbits and it all started with that bloody tomato. And they wonder why we think there all neurotic.

[jprc2]

wow...
This is even stupider than my milk! What about the cucumber slices she put on her face at night?

[allstar88]

wearing her underwear

[bigmick22]

10 baht

[jimslim]

I remember that one

I once came home after a night of over doing it a little on the cooking sherry and pissed in the fridge thinking it was the bathroom .

Some women have no sense of humour

[perth_couple]

Hehehehehehehe

Now that's a partner with no sense of humour

[Grinder]

When she turned out to actually BE a girl. Always a disappointment that...