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    Gay Penguins Split In Love Triangle Shock
    Today, 02:23 am

    © Sky News 2009 Print Story


    A much-feted six-year gay relationship between two male penguins at a zoo is over - after one dumped the other for a widowed female called Linda.

    The story has been picked up by many of the leading American newspapers including the Los Angeles Times.

    Bloggers have been quick to accuse Linda of being a "home wrecker" who "lives for her own happiness, no matter who gets hurt."

    The LA Times reported that Harry and Pepper had lived happily side-by-side, protecting eggs abandoned by other penguins, for many years.

    But the relationship came to a "shocking end" when Harry moved into a neighboring nest with recently-widowed Linda.

    Pepper has been spotted by visitors walking mournfully back and forth around the pen.

    Harrison Edell, a curator of birds at the zoo, noted that Linda's recently-deceased partner was a leader of sorts among the small zoo penguin community, commanding not one but two nests.

    "For penguins, real estate means a lot," Edell told the LA Times.

    "So as far as penguins go, she was a pretty attractive prospect."

    With Pepper rejoining the ranks of the single, Christian website OneNewsNow.com took the split as a sign that "nature prefers heterosexual relationships."

    Others were more sympathetic to the bereft Pepper.

    John, writing on "The ******* Loon" blog, said he was "heartbroken" about the split and that he hopes Pepper "finds another male penguin that is ten times hotter than Harry!"
    Your got yer Mother in a whirl
    Shes not sure if your a Boy or a Girl

  • #2
    whats next

    I saw national geographic special on cross dressing cuttlefish.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4188495.stm
    "Snick, You Sperm Too Much" - Anon

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    • #3
      (daveduke007 @ Jul. 19 2009,23:13) A much-feted six-year gay relationship between two male penguins at a zoo is over - ...
      the relationship came to a "shocking end" when Harry moved into a neighboring nest with recently-widowed Linda.

      "For penguins, real estate means a lot," Edell told the LA Times.

      "So as far as penguins go, she was a pretty attractive prospect."

      With Pepper rejoining the ranks of the single, Christian website OneNewsNow.com took the split as a sign that "nature prefers heterosexual relationships."
      More likely that 'Harry' adhered to that time-honoured rule :

      FOLLOW THE MONEY  

      Remind anyone of anybody ?  
      Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage

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      • #4
        Fucking faggot penguins and cuttlefish...Next they'll be working at Sunee Plaza...
        "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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        • #5
          or just trawling there
          No honey, no money!!

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          • #6
            I wonder is there a gay bar where you can ppppppp pick up a penguin
            Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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            • #7
              (bigmick22 @ Jul. 19 2009,19:24) or just trawling there


              RR.
              Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.

              "I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."
              Kahuna

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              • #8
                A penguin was driving down the road one night, when the "Check Engine" light came on.  He pulled over at the gas station,
                and the attendant said he'd take a look at it, and tell him what was wrong. The penguin went over to a nearby shop and bought
                a vanilla ice cream cone.  He finished the ice cream, threw the wrapper away, and walked back to the gas station, where the
                attendant was waiting for him.

                "It looks like you blew a seal," said the attendant.

                "Oh, no.  Its just vanilla ice cream," replied the penguin.
                "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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                • #9
                  "Time for the penguin on your television set to explode."

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k1ccguXiws
                  "Bankin' off of the northeast wind
                  Salin' on a summer breeze
                  And skippin' over the ocean, like a stone."
                  -Harry Nilsson

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