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    Ladyboy snares Australian defence secrets

    By John Le Fevre

    BANGKOK (Thaivisa.com): -- An award winning navy commander is under investigation by the Australian Defence Force (ADF) after his laptop computer was stolen by a ladyboy he befriended at Bangkok€™s infamous Nana Plaza.

    According to police, Lieutenant Commander Peter de Maskens, a qualified helicopter pilot who received the Order of Australia Medal in January, went for a night out at the popular Bangkok entertainment spot before returning to his room at the Banyan Tree Hotel with his guest at about 2,40am last Saturday.

    De Maskens told Thai police he blacked out inside the hotel room and did not wake up until 7am. When he finally awoke he found his Defence Department laptop, containing classified files, cash, a mobile telephone, two bags, an iPod, his passport and his credit cards had all gone, along with his guest.

    Normally unregistered guests at the hotel, which is used regularly by the nearby Australian embassy, have to hand over an ID card before entering a guest's room, but last Friday night the rules were apparently relaxed €“ though no official explanation was given why this occurred.

    While the ADF acknowledged an investigation into a potential breach of national security was being conducted, it also played down the threat, saying the data in the laptop was of a low classification and was password-protected.

    The ADF said the officer was in Thailand on official Defence business with the Royal Thai Navy, but that the incident occurred during his off-duty time.

    Because no identity card was taken by the hotel Thai police from the Thungmahamek police station have requested the hotels CCTV recording in an attempt to identify the person responsible.

    Meanwhile De Maskens is reported to have told colleagues that he thought his guest was a woman.
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  • #2
    Wow, maybe Blackbear is right, there is an lb conspiracy operating worldwide! David Carradine, Australian military secrets, and midget murderers!

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    • #3
      Meanwhile De Maskens is reported to have told colleagues that he thought his guest was a woman.
      So when and how did they figure out it was a ladyboy?

      Poor guy, obviously not a forum reader.

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      • #4
        My God RxP... You're right!

        They are taking over the world!

        I have for a long time had the suspicion (and kept it to myself) that we have already had two TS world leaders im Maggie Thatcher and Helen Clarke (NZ). Now I am vindicated! Wait til I tell News of the World and the Sun!



        Below... Helen Clarke eyes off W, lusting after his trouser snake.

        And Maggie... Never Ronald Regan's puppet.
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        "Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

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        • #5
          Unlikely she worked at one of the bars or surely she will be identified quickly with the hotel CCTV and we can find out who. The fact he arrived at his hotel at 2.40am and that such a theft occurred says to me in all likelihood he pulled a freelancer from the parking lot who will be difficult to find now.

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          • #6
            How about:

            He got trashed/ munted/ wankered, (as sailors do) walked out of the bar, left his laptop there, woke up next morning with a bad head and no lappie, ran back to the bar, they looked at him blanky (having already moved it on) and he came up with this excuse?

            Career over.

            Does anyone besides me feel that these rapid fire instances of the recent ladyboy crime wave present a statistical anomoly?

            I have been living and getting pissed out of my mind with ladyboys now for over 12 years. As have many other forum members many for much longer than I. By rights according to the headlines of the last few weeks, we should all have been burgled (ass-burgling doesn't count) at least a few times and murdered or suffered death by auto-asphyxia (or murdered AGAIN!) by ladyboys.

            As such these forums should be full of warnings about various girls and places to avoid. There would be a pinned thread;- "Danger! the following ladyboys are trouble!"

            But that isn't the case.

            The odd story does raise it's head (was it "The game" who had something lifted last trip report? my apologies if I am wrong) but these thefts tend to be petty by nature. (I define petty as not changing your life: a camera to me is petty. Wallet and cards and travellers cheques, passports and the like when you are overseas are a prick to lose and thus change your immediate plans.)

            I don't believe that BM's are any more savvy travellers than our straight/gay bretheren, especially not when I read some of the particularly cloth-eared questions by newbies on here.

            So how come, those of us who statistically should be at greatest risk from ladyboy crime are not?

            Do you think for a minute it might be that ladyboys and especially photos of ladyboys titilate the public, and inflame the passions of our unconverted brothers and thus sell news papers?

            Do you think?
            f0xxee
             

            "Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

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            • #7
              I think they are an easy, and some times conveinent scape goat. I'm no expert like Doug who says Thai police can sense guilt or fear, but perhaps the ladyboys can sense our alertness or an easy target. Therefor the experienced guys who use more caution don't become victoms. Just a theory, I'm sure doug could sort us out with a lecture or two.

              Oh the other thing about your "The following ladyboys who are trouble" thread FOxxee, it would be hard to post photos of these theives because they steal our camera's.

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              • #8
                Another fuck that checked in his brain when the one eyed snake came out. That's his excellent hard earned career fuked. He should have read Doug's threads before he traveled and the biggest joke of the lot, he's in the top end of the intelligence sector. Undoubtedly brave, but stupid. Hadn't even thought of using the hotel safe. preparing his room before hand

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                • #9
                  All that military training wasted because he was... wasted!

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                  • #10
                    ... And you got to wonder what sort of Aussie military secrets he was carrying around on a laptop while he was on the piss...

                    Aussie Secret no.1. Invade on the first Tuesday in November. At about 1500 hours. (depending on which state you are invading, because at that time of the year we have 5 time zones... all to confuse you foreign devils. Ok, to confuse the hens to lay late and the curtains to fade faster.)

                    Aussie Secret no 2. We got 10000 miles of coastline and ABOUT (let me check) 53,000 active personnel across three services, which means probably 25,000 grunts, which means about 2.5 grunts per mile of coast. Those nasty ladyboys should be able to mince through if they are reeeeeely reeeeely sneaky.
                    f0xxee
                     

                    "Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

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                    • #11
                      >>and the curtains to fade faster

                      Wasn't that QLD's excuse for not going on Daylight saving so in summer the sun comes up at about 4??am and something about the cows.

                      >>which means about 2.5 grunts per mile of coast.

                      That's OK, at the top the space in between is taken up with huge Salty's and sharks so you can get away with a lot less grunts. Quite cunning and economical.

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                      • #12
                        Does this mean there is an increased likelihood that Australia will soon be invaded by Thai Ladyboys.

                        I'm prepared to surrender my ass for my country.

                        Cheers
                        Koykaeng
                        Ladyboys need to learn...... Listerine is not a beverage !

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                        • #13

                          Spoken like a true patriot
                          Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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                          • #14
                            The best kept military secret to get Aussie troops to move like the wind is to remove the chips off their shoulders...  

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                            • #15
                              Saucer of milk for the boss!

                              You have been living with those two cats for overly long.....
                              f0xxee
                               

                              "Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

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